Narrator: Our hero got out of the Great Deku Tree unharmed....well.....sorta....actually, I'm not 100% sure! ( -_-' )
Yellow: ¬.¬ you suck!
Narrator: *weep* I know!!!!
Yellow: -_-' anyway, Last time, Link met up with Saria on the bridge to go to Hyrule Field, and Saria gave him something!
Link: *annoyed* she gave me her ocarina, now will you two shut up already!
Narrator and Yellow: *sulk in humiliation*
Navi: O_o there's a big owl over there!
Link: I wonder what he's doing? Hey mister owl!!!
Owl: Aaaah! You must be Link!
Link: O_o how did you know my name?
Owl: Welcome to Hyrule Field! Across is the Hyrule Castle!
Link: But, how did you know what my name was?
Owl: Careful! When the sun goes down, feinds will come up from the ground and will start atacking you at will...
Link: at will? Since when did someone command feinds?
Owl: The river leads to Zora's domain. After Zora's domain is the Kakariko Village. In front of Kakariko Village, is the Lon Lon Ranch!
Link: That's nice! Don't you have a map for me or something?
Owl: Your map in on the lower right ha-
Link: *interupts Owl* Save it for Nintendo! -_-'
Owl: Would you like me to repeat what I just finished saying?
Narrator: *gives Owl a psykotic look* of course not, you over grown bird! It's gonna be night time soon, and those feinds will come after you!!!!
Yellow-sensei: *hold finger in the air* And when night fall comes, those feinds will keep coming until daybreak!
Link, Navi and Narrator: O_o
Link: *running as far away from Owl, and as fast as he can to the Hyrule Castle Gates.
Navi: wait up, Link!
- Night fall has come....is it out hero's doom, or will he find out something -
Link: *looks at a near by river suspiciously* Hmm..... *looks around him suspiciously*
Navi: What's up? Why did you stop? We're in like in front of the gates, plus the sun is almost gone!!!!
Link: I have an idea! *runs to a nearby river*
Navi: *flies after him* Link! The sun is...
Narrator: *who's also scared* Link and Navi stare horrifingly at the sun......it's....
Link: Gone!
Navi: Link, look out! FEINDS!!!!
Narrator: *crying to himself* Link is being attacked by the weird things!!!! There are three of them!!! They just keep slashing their claws at Link....It's too much to bear!!! I CAN'T WATCH!!!
Link: *splashes into the water, taking the three feinds with him* *blink* They're....
Navi: YAAAAY! LINK YOU DID IT!!!!!!!! THEY'RE....eh he he he!!!! ^_^;
Link and Navi: O_o MORE OF THEM?!?!!??!
Link: quickly! Into the water!!!
Narator: >. I can't look!!! I can't look!!!! I can hearb him in pain....oh Link!!! OOOOH LIIIII...
Link: *interrupts the narrator* Dude! It's daybreak!
Narrator: *blink* huh? O_o *looks directly into the sun* O_O AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! MY EEEEYES!!!!! IIIIIIIT BUUUUUUUUUURNS!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!! *twitches*
Link: *dahses for the gate of Hyrule Castle* ...
Navi: *sweat drop* what are you doing? Why are you just standing there?
Link: umm....I dunno!
Navi: Umm....right! Let's just go in!
Link: Right! *steps through the gates and stands in the midle of Hyrule Market*
Narrator: Some lady walks up to Link...aaand
Lady: *freaked out* who said that?!?! O_o
Narrator: I did!
Lady: what?!?! Where?!?!?
Narrator: Im the narrator you nimrod!
Link and Navi: *chuckle chuckle*
Lady: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!! O_o IT'S THE DIEMBODIED VOICE OF DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Narrator: huh? ¬.¬
Lady: *throws whatever she's holding in the air and runs for her life out of the market place*
Link: I think it would be best if you shut up from now on, got it?
Narrator: (damn!)
Girl: Hi there!
Link: Hi!
Girl: You must be new here! I'm Malon!
Link: I'm Link! Yea I am!
Navi: (this is getting too formal....¬.¬ and she's getting too cozy with Link!!!)
Malon: Are you here to see the Princess Zelda?
Link: Uhhh....
Navi: *interrupting Link* Don't tell her! I don't trust her!!!
Link: *sigh*
Malon: tee hee! You're a fairy boy!! ^_^ My dad went over there to deliver some milk, but he hasn't come back yet! He must have fallen asleep! *bows and leaves*
Navi: *blink* Well.....that was....¬.¬ rude!
Link: whatever! *starts walking toward a couple that's dancing*
Dude: Oh, You're even more bautiful that the Princess Zelda!
Dudette: You're more handsome than the King of Hyrule!
Dude: *glares at Link* Looks like we're being watched, my darling!
Dudette: *also glares at Link* Yes! How rude!
Link: *blink blink* *walks away towards the women at a stall*
Lady #1: Yea! Gimme 'bout two bags 'o those!
Lady #2: What do you mean, 30 rupees! That's waaaay too expensive!
Lady #3: Outta ma way!
Link: *blink blink* *walks away towards some guards*
Guard #1: Hey, kid! It's best not to wander around here at night!
Guard #2: Yea! This placegets infested with dogs!
Link: *blink blink* *walks away towards the castle*
Guard #1: What a strange kid!
Guard #2: Yea! Was that a fairy following him?
Narrator: now can I talk?
Link: Yea sure!
Narrator: Link end up in front of the castle gates!
Link: Hey, look! It's Malon!
Malon: Oh! Fairy boy!
Link: (It's Link! >_
Malon: waiting for my dad! Heeey! I have an idea!
Link: O_o
Malon: Climb up those vines, and make your way careully to the castle! Don't take the main raod! Too many guards! That way, you'll meet the Princess, and you can tell my dad to come home!!!
Link: ....ok!
Malon: great! Here's an egg!
Link: What for?
Malon: Cuz, I feel like it!
Link: uhh..ok!
Navi: *after Malon leaves* What type of girl gives a guy an egg?!?!?
Link: A short one?
Navi: true!
Link: Alright then! Let's go climb up those vines! :D
Yellow: Well.....I have confirmed something!
Link: Wassat? You know where Navi is?
Yellow: Of course I do! But first my conclusion!
Link: O_o (this better be important!)
Yellow: Chocolate donkeys have taken over the world!
Link: ....-_-'
Yellow: and...those Chocolate Donkeys have Navi captive!
Link: ...Right! (the next thing she's gonna say is that she held one captive but it melted! -_-')
Yellow: You know, I held one captive once! But it melted!
Link: ._.
Yellow: Sooo....^_^ I made hot chocolate!!!
Link: eh?
*the sound of flushing toilets is heard in the background*
Link and Yellow: O_o
Navi: Geeze! I had some serious constipation there!
Link: *blink blink blink*
Yellow: O_o Since when did fairies go to the bathroom? And if they've always done so...how do they fit in the toilet?
Navi: Umm....we fly?
Yellow: right! Well....Umm..hope ya'll have had fun readin' ma fic! Umm...thanks for the reviews! Thanks kakashiLvr for putting presure on me to do this chapter..I've been kinda lazy lately!
Link: Really? You don't say!
Yellow: *wacks Link on the head with her math book* Anyway, Hope you've all likes The Hylian Hero! Thanks and until next time!!!