Yellow: WOOOHOOOOO!!!!! chapter 5!!! nice! I sincerely never thought I would make it this far! I thank everyone for reviewing! I wuv you all!!!!!! (ok, that's an exageration but seriuosly, thanks guys! You guys are ego builders! ;)
Narrator: Our...*looks down at Link* hero was last seen climbing up some vines, and some short girl named Malon gave him an egg!
Navi: She's weird!
Narrator: You don't say! I don't think there are ANY normal people in this fic!
Mysteriuos voice from somewhere: I'm normal! :D
Narrator: -_-' no you're not!
Mysterious yelling voice from somewhere: YES I AAAAAM!!!!!!!!
Link: You people scare me! O_o *finally gets to the top of the vines and looks around*
Navi: What cha lookin' at, Link?
Link: How did Malon know not to take the main road?
Navi: >. That's all I hear from you!!! Malon, this! Malon, that!!! Malon, Malon , Malon!!!! What's so great about her anyway?!?!?
Link: I dunno! But, that egg she gave me is kinda warm!
Navi: O_o (yuck!!!)
Link: Anyway, look! There are guards EVERYWHERE!!!!
Navi: Well.....there's one right in front of us....yet...*confused and scared* He doesn't seem to notice us!
Link: I think....I think these guards can only see a few feet infront of them!
Narrator: -_-' Well, that sucks! Now the only thing you have to do is zig zag around them, and on to that ledge over ther near some weird moat and jump in the moat! I'm guessing that from there you'd find some old man sleeping! -_-'
Link: *waaaaaaay over where the old man is on the other side of the castle gate* HEEEY!!! OVER HERE!!!! *to Navi* he's slow!
Navi: He's the one that "narrated"
Link: So? *pokes Old Man with a stick*
Old Man: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!! (Inner-Old Man: Hey kid! stop poking me with a stick!!!)
Navi: o_o is he dead?
Link: Course not! He's breathin' ain't he? :o
Navi: *picks up a smaller stick from the floor and joins Link in the poking of the Old Man*
Link: heeeey! Duuuude!
Old Man: *snort snort* Whaaaaa *snort snort* *looks at Link sleepily*
Link: hey dude! Are you...
Old Man: *falls back to sleep*
Link and Navi: -_-' *pissed off*
Narrator: Link, haven't you felt anything in your pouch lately?
Link: uhhh....I.....dunno! O_o Why?
Narrator: (urge to kill, rising) Just check you're pouch!
Link: *opens a mysterious pouch and out hops a chicken* O_o
Chicken: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACWUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: (chickens are annoying! O_o) O_o
Chicken: *flys away* (finally! God, I though I'd suffocate in that stupid pouch!!! x_x)
Old Man: O_O WHA ...WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! *looks at Link...this time wide awake* Who'er you?
Link: I'm...
Old Man: *interupts Link* You some kind of Fairy Boy? O_o
Link: (*weep*) err....yea! I'm Fairy Boy! (-_-' stupid old man!) You Malon's dad?
Old Man: Yep! *nodds head*
Link: *joins in the nodding*
Navi: *flyes up and down to show that she's nodding too*
Narrator: *nodds his invisible head*
Yellow: *joins in the nodding of the heads*
Link: *keeps on nodding*
Old Man: *glares at Link, but keeps on nodding*
Navi: *getting tired of flying up and down so she rests by Link's feet*
Narrator: *just looks at everyone*
Yellow: *Doesn't understand why Link and the Old Man are still nodding*
Narrator: *whispers to Yellow* I think they're having a nodding contest! -_-'
Yellow: wassat? O_o
Narrator: You nodd till you die!
Yellow: Really?
Narrator: yep!
Yellow: Soo....uhh...how long do you think they'll be at it?
Narrator: until you say so *nodds*
Yellow: *slaps the narrator* Don't nodd! *evil glare*
Narrayor: sorry!
Navi: -_- Zzzzzzzzzzzzz!!
Link and Old Man: *nodd*
Yellow: (bored! bored! getting bored, very bored!!)
- five hours later -
Narrator: .....Don't you think you should stop them now?
Yellow: *she was sleeping* huh? wha-? Oh! oh, yea!
Link and Old Man: *their chins are held in the sky by some mysterious force*
Link: (gee, my chin shure does hurt!) Soo..Malon says to go home!
Old Man: Really? What time is it?
Link: I dunno! noon?
Old Man: ...I'll pretend the time yuhave is acurate! Well..see ya! *runs at the pseed of light to his beloved daughter*
Link: *blink* (All, I saw was a puff of smoke! O_o)
Navi: Finally!!!
Narrator: look! There's a small opening there! If ya jump..
Link: Hey! you're a slow narrator! *already in front of the opening*
Narrator: -_-'
Link: *crawls through the opening to some courtyards...and passes all the guards there with his super stealth ability*
Navi: (Link has super stealth ability?)
Yellow: (well, he did...until he meets Zelda! ;)
Narrator: Heeeeeeeeey.....look over there!
Link: *looks to his left and right* Hey those windows have pictures of Mario and Princess Peach in 'em! :D I think I wanna use my singshot and stoot 'em! :D
Navi: Ok! :D
Link: *shoots the windows and out pop twenty rupees*
Girl Looking Thorugh Some Window: *looks through some window*
Link: Hey! Who are you?
Girl Looking Thorugh Some Window: *turns around and stares at Link* You're......you're.....
Link: *walks up to Zelda, and stares at her*
Narrator: Yes my friends....sparks fly between Link and Zelda, and they fall into a pasionate kiss of love! (XD I have soo wanted to say that this whol fic!)
Link: O_O *blushes at what the narrator just said* (I really hope she didn't hear that! >_
Girl Looking Thorugh Some Window: *blushes* Umm...You're him
Link:*blink* huh? him?
Girl Looking Thorugh Some Window: The one in my dream! *smiles and gets closer to Link*
Link: *backs away blushing* Dream? what dream!
Narrator: (geeze, when are you going tokiss him already!! -_-')
Girl Looking Thorugh Some Window: I am the Princess Zelda! You are...*gets so close to Link that she's holsing his hands now* You are Link!
Navi: *jealous of Zelda for being so close to Link* :(
Zelda: I've been waiting for you,...*gulps* Link! *kisses Link's cheek*
Narrator: (On the cheek?!?! That's it?!?! Stupid teens!)
Navi: O_O (she kissed him?!?!?)
Yellow: ¬_¬ Soo..what do ya think? (For those of you who have a problem with a pairing of Link and Zelda...GO AWAY! I AM A LINK X ZELDA FAN!!!)
Link: Who are you talking to? O_o
Navi: I'm a fan of Link X Navi pairing! -_-'
Zelda: I kinda thought so by the way you acted when I kissed Link's cheek! *feels giddy because she kissed Link's cheek*
Yellow: ¬.¬ I dunno what's so cool about a kiss on the cheek! I do that all the time! It's like a custom here in P.R.!
Link: *put hand on his cheek* Well...I'm not used to it! (*drool*)
Yellow: Ok....my characters are scaring me now! -_-' (I had forgotten about that not being a custome thing...oh well, whatever!) See ya'll on Chapter 6!!!