Well, since you liked the Seven Days of Midwinter (well, I hope you liked it. I only got a few reviews :( please review!) I thought I'd do another one. Thanks to RadioactiveAmbulance who suggested Jingle Bells! This is Jingle Bells, Tortall style.
Sing along! Please!
Jingle Bells.
Sloshing through the snow
With King's Own First Company
Raoul falls off his horse
And we all laugh merrily!
This is the first of three
Verses that we'll sing
Rebel Hawk hopes that they all
Joy to you will bring!
Hey, Jingle Bells, Stormwings smell,
Kel's fear of heights returned
Neal pushed her off a cliff
And she fell into the dirt!
Jingle Bells, Alanna kills
Whatever that she sees
On Halloween Jon was a spider
And she brought him to his knees.
Numair had an idea
He and Daine would holiday
For a month or two alone
At his tower by the bay.
After a couple weeks
Baby Wildmage starts to cry
Numair had just revealed
The moon is not a pizza pie.
Hey, Jingle Bells, Georgie sells
Unlawful stolen goods.
And when he's on the internet
His screenname's Robin Hood.
Jingle Bells, Myles tells
Interesting tales
He may be short but he makes up for it
When he jumps on the scales!
Hey, Jingle Bells, there's no more Kel
Her face is in the dirt.
Daine is weeping, George is sneaking
And Jon has no more legs,
Hey! Jingle Bells, Alanna says
Only pink pigs can fly,
This is the end of the song
Rebel Hawk rules sez I!
I couldn't think of anything else to rhyme with... sorry if I bashed your fave characters, I really do luv 'em all, I was just stuck for rhymes! Go on, suggest another song for me to do. Can't guarantee I'll finish another one, this 'un's been in the making for ages, and I'm still trying to get around to me Alanna the Shrink ep. Go on, review!
Peace, stay Insane
Rebel Hawk
Sing along! Please!
Jingle Bells.
Sloshing through the snow
With King's Own First Company
Raoul falls off his horse
And we all laugh merrily!
This is the first of three
Verses that we'll sing
Rebel Hawk hopes that they all
Joy to you will bring!
Hey, Jingle Bells, Stormwings smell,
Kel's fear of heights returned
Neal pushed her off a cliff
And she fell into the dirt!
Jingle Bells, Alanna kills
Whatever that she sees
On Halloween Jon was a spider
And she brought him to his knees.
Numair had an idea
He and Daine would holiday
For a month or two alone
At his tower by the bay.
After a couple weeks
Baby Wildmage starts to cry
Numair had just revealed
The moon is not a pizza pie.
Hey, Jingle Bells, Georgie sells
Unlawful stolen goods.
And when he's on the internet
His screenname's Robin Hood.
Jingle Bells, Myles tells
Interesting tales
He may be short but he makes up for it
When he jumps on the scales!
Hey, Jingle Bells, there's no more Kel
Her face is in the dirt.
Daine is weeping, George is sneaking
And Jon has no more legs,
Hey! Jingle Bells, Alanna says
Only pink pigs can fly,
This is the end of the song
Rebel Hawk rules sez I!
I couldn't think of anything else to rhyme with... sorry if I bashed your fave characters, I really do luv 'em all, I was just stuck for rhymes! Go on, suggest another song for me to do. Can't guarantee I'll finish another one, this 'un's been in the making for ages, and I'm still trying to get around to me Alanna the Shrink ep. Go on, review!
Peace, stay Insane
Rebel Hawk