TO BE OR NOT TO BE:THE BARGAIN:

In an obscure corner of Rivendell, Trotter stumbled across a grave marker smothered in ivy. He was closely followed by Elrond.

TROTTER:So this is why I could never find my mother's grave.

ELROND: In her heart your mother knew you would be a hunted free-ranger all your life.

TROTTER: You mean, I couldn't be king if I wanted to?

ELROND: You could try.

TROTTER: That's okay,

ELROND: I'll let you marry my daughter if you become king.

TROTTER: Wow. That was random.

ELROND: I'll buy you the crown. A really big one. Your Majesty?

TROTTER: We have an accord!