FAREWELL, MINE
It was a busy mornng for the Fellowship. They were packing for the great Stumbling-half-dead-into-Mordor trip.
LEGOLAS: My bow! Where is it? My ten-dollar battery-operated twanging Wal- mart bow?
MERRY: Figwit has it. He's giving Elladan and Elohir violin lessons. Where are my socks?
BOROMIR: Hobbits wear socks? Where's my 9-sided–one-of-a-kind-double-duty- ivory quartet of dice?
GANDALF: I've lost my flashlight.
GIMLI: No, you haven't. It's on your staff.
In the midst of the bustle, Elrond appeared. Terrified, the Fellowship huddled together.
ELROND Time to go! Beat it. SQUIK!!!
THe Fellowship dejectedly stumbled out of Rivendell, but Gandalf and Trotter could not leave without a parting shot.
GANDALF: Goodbye, Elrond! May your daughter marry a human!
TROTTER: Farewell, Arwen! May your father live in his mother-in-law's flet forever!
ARWEN: Huh?
ELROND: Arwen, get BACK in your room!
It was a busy mornng for the Fellowship. They were packing for the great Stumbling-half-dead-into-Mordor trip.
LEGOLAS: My bow! Where is it? My ten-dollar battery-operated twanging Wal- mart bow?
MERRY: Figwit has it. He's giving Elladan and Elohir violin lessons. Where are my socks?
BOROMIR: Hobbits wear socks? Where's my 9-sided–one-of-a-kind-double-duty- ivory quartet of dice?
GANDALF: I've lost my flashlight.
GIMLI: No, you haven't. It's on your staff.
In the midst of the bustle, Elrond appeared. Terrified, the Fellowship huddled together.
ELROND Time to go! Beat it. SQUIK!!!
THe Fellowship dejectedly stumbled out of Rivendell, but Gandalf and Trotter could not leave without a parting shot.
GANDALF: Goodbye, Elrond! May your daughter marry a human!
TROTTER: Farewell, Arwen! May your father live in his mother-in-law's flet forever!
ARWEN: Huh?
ELROND: Arwen, get BACK in your room!