LEADERSHIP:

Out of sight of Elrond's formidable eyebrows, Frodo halted suddenly.

FRODO: Who is leading this party?

THe others looked at each other for enlightenment. Finally...

GANDALF: Me. I'm a Wizard.

TROTTER: Me. I'm a future king.

GLARWENOLAS: Us. We're a hybrid.

LEGOLAS: Me. I'm a Prince of Elves.

GIMLI: Me. I'm a Dwarf.

PIPPIN: Me. I'm a dictionary.

FRODO: Me. I'm the KeyRingbearer.

SAM: Me. I'm deputy KeyRingbearer.

Merry thought for a moment.

MERRY: Me. I'm a leader.

FRODO: Good point. Merry leads.

MERRY: Um. Okay. My first act as leader is to appoint Gandalf leader.

GANDALF: That's probably the only good decision you've ever made in your entire life.

MERRY: I accept your heartfelt gratitude. Time to go! Oh, apologies. You give the orders.

GANDALF: Gentlemen, Take a walk!