Mokuba sighed as he picked up the file folder that was sitting on his desk.
The Yamis and the Hikaris had made a special request on whom they could
make over next and Mokuba was scared to look at who they had chosen.
Taking a deep breath, he looked anyways and burst out laughing when he saw
who they wanted to do.
"This is going to be great!" Mokuba laughed as he got his queers on the phone.
*~*~*
"You know I'm amazed we haven't been canceled yet."
"That's because we're cheap Yugi," Ryou said as he snuggled closer to Bakura. They were all in their minivan on their way to their next victim home.
"How much are we getting paid anyway?" Malik asked from where he was trying to drive and trying to fend off his over-sexed yami at the same time who was determined to give his hikari a blowjob while he was driving.
"Marik behave!" Yami snapped. "Yugi doesn't need to see you and your hikari get it on in a car!"
"Party pooper," Marik grumbled as he slouched down in his seat and stared out the window with a pout on his face.
"Malik does bring about a good point though," Yugi said. "How much are we getting paid for this show?"
"Uhh . . . nothing," Ryou replied before trying to go back to sleep but was stopped by his now yelling yami.
"WHAT?!" Bakura cried. "We've been helping people for nothing?!"
"Well considering we got Honda alcohol and food poisoning and Anzu grounded for the next two years I don't think we did a whole lot of helping," Ryou calmly pointed out to his lover.
"But still!" Bakura continued to protest but by now the others were ignoring him. Yami didn't really care since Yugi was having fun with the show and that was the only thing that was important to him. Yugi and Ryou both didn't care about the money and were only on the show in the first place because they were forced on. As for Malik and Marik, they were a tad busy at the moment to care because Bakura's yelling had distracted everyone else in the van leaving Marik to be able to go back to his previous "activities".
"Ohhh! Yes!" Malik moaned over Bakura's yelling.
"Malik keep your eyes on the road!" Yugi yelled but it was too late. The van with everyone in it ended up crashing into a street pole.
"Everyone okay?" Ryou asked and he received three "yes". Malik and Marik were too busy with their "previous activities" to even know they were in an accident let alone were just asked a question. With a loud "Marik!", Marik soon sat up after zipping Malik back up with a huge grin on his face.
"Hey why is there a pole in front of us?" Malik asked as he opened his eyes and came back to his senses.
Fortunately for the group, the pole that Malik had crashed into happened to be across the street from house—er mansion where their next victim lived.
"Who are we doing again?" Yami asked with boredom, while Marik, Malik and Bakura drooled over the sport cars in the driveway.
"Uhh . . . Yami don't you know who lives here?" Yugi asked him.
"Should I?"
"This is Seto's place. He's the person we're doing today."
"Set-o?"
"You know the billionaire you're always challenging to duels!" Yugi cried but he was met by the blank stare of his Yami. "Kaiba!"
"KAIBA!" Yami yelled and snarled at the same time, the Eye of Horus appearing on his forehead.
"Be good Yami! We're here to help!" Yugi begged using the Puppy Dog Eyes of Death Doom and Destruction on Yami, who easily gave into the unstoppable puppy eyes.
"Fine," he sighed as the Eye of Horus disappeared.
With the help of Bakura who easily broke the lock on the gate that kept all the common folk outside of Seto's property the six of them made their way up to the mansion and rang the bell.
"Hi guys!" Mokuba cried as he opened the door.
"Mokuba?! What are you doing here?" Yugi asked.
"No way was I going to miss this!" Mokuba replied with a laugh, before he noticed that there was one member of their group missing. "Hey where's Bob?" *~*~*
*Back at the van wreckage*
"Oh God! My leg! Someone help me please! I'm trapped in here!"
"Shut up you wimp! It's not like you're stuck under this thing like me!" another voice yelled that sounded strangely like an old woman.
*~*~*
*Kaiba's mansion*
"We don't know," Malik replied with a shrug trying to remember if he had seen their camera man that day.
"Great now what are we going to do?" Mokuba wondered before snapping his fingers and rushing to the hall closest where he pulled out a top of the line digital camera. "I'll be the camera man today since Bob didn't show up."
None of the yamis or hikaris cared as long as they got to torment Seto a little. So soon the group was heading up to Seto's private office where he was working from home that day.
"Hey Seto guess what?!" Yugi cried as he flung open the door finding Seto sitting behind his desk typing away at his computer.
"Oh no," Seto groaned knowing what was going to happen. "MOKUBA!" he yelled as he glared at his little brother with the camera.
"Sorry Big Brother but you were requested!"
"By who!" Seto demanded and everyone pointed to Bakura and Marik who were both pointing at Yami.
"We're innocent!" the two yamis cried as Seto turned his glaze to them.
"Please Seto!" Mokuba begged looking at Seto with the Puppy Dog Eyes of Death Doom and Destruction.
"Fine!" Seto growled as he glared at them all. "But I first want to set up some rules. One, you will not touch my hair, two you will not 'redecorate' any of my rooms since I paid a lot for profession designers-"
"Feh, we saw that episode of you on Trading Spaces," Bakura interrupted causing Seto to glare extra hard at him.
"Three, I have profession cooks so I will not eat anything that any one of you cooks-"
"Yeah! No work for me!" Ryou happily cried.
"Hey me either!" Bakura added as it suddenly dawned on him. One sexy look from Ryou was all that it took for Bakura to sling him over his shoulder and carry him off to the nearest empty room.
"Four, I know how to duel and I doubt that the Pharaoh and his pet can come up with another social activity to do."
"That's not true Kaiba!" Yami protested, but Yugi on the other hand was agreeing with Seto.
"Seto you're absolutely right," he said as he grabbed Yami's hand and started dragging him out of the room. "We'll just go find something else to keep us occupied!" With that he succeed to drag Yami out of the room and into the nearest room they could find that wasn't being used by Bakura and Ryou.
"I guess that leaves me then," Malik brightly said causing Seto to roll his eyes.
"No fair!" Marik pouted. "Everyone else gets to have sex except for me!"
"You can come shopping with us," Malik suggested.
"Fine," Marik sighed with a pout. The three of them and Mokuba exited the mansion where Seto's limo was waiting for them.
"So where are we going?" an annoyed Seto asked. "It better not be the mall like where you took those other losers."
"Nah we're now banned from the mall for life after what happened last time," Malik informed him. "We're going to the place where we use to shop back when we were trying to kill Yami."
"You mean we still aren't trying to kill him?" Marik innocently asked.
"Where's that?" Seto asked choosing to ignore Marik.
"Tyrants R Us."
Ten minutes later they were pulling up in front of Tyrants R Us. Once inside they found a large variety of dark clothes, robes and of course trench coats.
Seto's eyes lit up as he started buying up every color and style of trench coats imaginable. Malik and Marik also picked out new outfits for themselves planning on sneaking them into Seto's pile when it was time for checkout. To say the least, Seto was not pleased when it came to checkout time and he had a couple of million dollars worth of clothes he had to buy.
"Just pay Seto!" Mokuba begged getting ready to break out the puppy eyes. "Being a camera man isn't as fun as I thought it would be!"
"Fine!" Seto sighed. It wasn't like a million dollars met much to him anyways. After paying the foursome was able to head back to the Kaiba mansion. As they past the wrecked van they all thought about reporting the accident but since they knew that no one was possibly hurt in the accident they wouldn't bother.
Arriving back at the mansion they were met by the others on the front porch. "What did you do?" Seto asked with alarm when he saw them all standing there with stupid grins on their faces.
"We redecorated for you!" Yugi cried with a grin.
"What?!" Seto cried as he shoved past them and marched into his mansion. Instead of all his Blue Eyes designs everywhere, they were replaced by puppies.
"We know how you really like puppies," Ryou explained, not noticing that a blood vessel on Seto's face was about to break. "Since you always call Jounouchi a puppy. But while we were here while you were out we saw you had no puppies anywhere so Bakura and I decided to help out."
"But wait! There's more!" Yugi happily cried as he rushed out of the room and returned with a wiggling Scottie puppy in his arms. "This is Demon Spawn! Her owners were begging to get rid of her!"
Yugi placed the puppy on floor which was a big mistake as soon as the puppy hit the floor, the puppy started trying to jump up on everyone and began nipping at everyone who was dumb enough to get their fingers too close to her mouth.
"Get. This. Thing. Out. Of. Here!" Seto growled as the puppy tried jumping up his leg.
"Guys I think we should go so that Seto and the puppy can get to know each other," Mokuba quickly said seeing the look on his brother's face.
"I swiped the keys to his Blue Eyes Jet!" Bakura triumphantly cried. "Who wants to go for a ride?!"
"Me!" Everyone yelled as they rushed out the door.
"You idiots!" Seto yelled after them. "Only two people can ride in that at once! And get this puppy out of here!"
The roar of the jet engines told Seto however that it was too late. Seto quickly glanced out of the window to see his precious jet fly into the air with Bakura, Ryou and Mokuba crammed into the cockpit with the rest hanging on to the top of it.
"I wonder what it's like to do it on top of a jet in flight," Seto thought he could hear Marik yell to Malik. He hoped that if they tried they would fall off to their death.
"This is going to be great!" Mokuba laughed as he got his queers on the phone.
*~*~*
"You know I'm amazed we haven't been canceled yet."
"That's because we're cheap Yugi," Ryou said as he snuggled closer to Bakura. They were all in their minivan on their way to their next victim home.
"How much are we getting paid anyway?" Malik asked from where he was trying to drive and trying to fend off his over-sexed yami at the same time who was determined to give his hikari a blowjob while he was driving.
"Marik behave!" Yami snapped. "Yugi doesn't need to see you and your hikari get it on in a car!"
"Party pooper," Marik grumbled as he slouched down in his seat and stared out the window with a pout on his face.
"Malik does bring about a good point though," Yugi said. "How much are we getting paid for this show?"
"Uhh . . . nothing," Ryou replied before trying to go back to sleep but was stopped by his now yelling yami.
"WHAT?!" Bakura cried. "We've been helping people for nothing?!"
"Well considering we got Honda alcohol and food poisoning and Anzu grounded for the next two years I don't think we did a whole lot of helping," Ryou calmly pointed out to his lover.
"But still!" Bakura continued to protest but by now the others were ignoring him. Yami didn't really care since Yugi was having fun with the show and that was the only thing that was important to him. Yugi and Ryou both didn't care about the money and were only on the show in the first place because they were forced on. As for Malik and Marik, they were a tad busy at the moment to care because Bakura's yelling had distracted everyone else in the van leaving Marik to be able to go back to his previous "activities".
"Ohhh! Yes!" Malik moaned over Bakura's yelling.
"Malik keep your eyes on the road!" Yugi yelled but it was too late. The van with everyone in it ended up crashing into a street pole.
"Everyone okay?" Ryou asked and he received three "yes". Malik and Marik were too busy with their "previous activities" to even know they were in an accident let alone were just asked a question. With a loud "Marik!", Marik soon sat up after zipping Malik back up with a huge grin on his face.
"Hey why is there a pole in front of us?" Malik asked as he opened his eyes and came back to his senses.
Fortunately for the group, the pole that Malik had crashed into happened to be across the street from house—er mansion where their next victim lived.
"Who are we doing again?" Yami asked with boredom, while Marik, Malik and Bakura drooled over the sport cars in the driveway.
"Uhh . . . Yami don't you know who lives here?" Yugi asked him.
"Should I?"
"This is Seto's place. He's the person we're doing today."
"Set-o?"
"You know the billionaire you're always challenging to duels!" Yugi cried but he was met by the blank stare of his Yami. "Kaiba!"
"KAIBA!" Yami yelled and snarled at the same time, the Eye of Horus appearing on his forehead.
"Be good Yami! We're here to help!" Yugi begged using the Puppy Dog Eyes of Death Doom and Destruction on Yami, who easily gave into the unstoppable puppy eyes.
"Fine," he sighed as the Eye of Horus disappeared.
With the help of Bakura who easily broke the lock on the gate that kept all the common folk outside of Seto's property the six of them made their way up to the mansion and rang the bell.
"Hi guys!" Mokuba cried as he opened the door.
"Mokuba?! What are you doing here?" Yugi asked.
"No way was I going to miss this!" Mokuba replied with a laugh, before he noticed that there was one member of their group missing. "Hey where's Bob?" *~*~*
*Back at the van wreckage*
"Oh God! My leg! Someone help me please! I'm trapped in here!"
"Shut up you wimp! It's not like you're stuck under this thing like me!" another voice yelled that sounded strangely like an old woman.
*~*~*
*Kaiba's mansion*
"We don't know," Malik replied with a shrug trying to remember if he had seen their camera man that day.
"Great now what are we going to do?" Mokuba wondered before snapping his fingers and rushing to the hall closest where he pulled out a top of the line digital camera. "I'll be the camera man today since Bob didn't show up."
None of the yamis or hikaris cared as long as they got to torment Seto a little. So soon the group was heading up to Seto's private office where he was working from home that day.
"Hey Seto guess what?!" Yugi cried as he flung open the door finding Seto sitting behind his desk typing away at his computer.
"Oh no," Seto groaned knowing what was going to happen. "MOKUBA!" he yelled as he glared at his little brother with the camera.
"Sorry Big Brother but you were requested!"
"By who!" Seto demanded and everyone pointed to Bakura and Marik who were both pointing at Yami.
"We're innocent!" the two yamis cried as Seto turned his glaze to them.
"Please Seto!" Mokuba begged looking at Seto with the Puppy Dog Eyes of Death Doom and Destruction.
"Fine!" Seto growled as he glared at them all. "But I first want to set up some rules. One, you will not touch my hair, two you will not 'redecorate' any of my rooms since I paid a lot for profession designers-"
"Feh, we saw that episode of you on Trading Spaces," Bakura interrupted causing Seto to glare extra hard at him.
"Three, I have profession cooks so I will not eat anything that any one of you cooks-"
"Yeah! No work for me!" Ryou happily cried.
"Hey me either!" Bakura added as it suddenly dawned on him. One sexy look from Ryou was all that it took for Bakura to sling him over his shoulder and carry him off to the nearest empty room.
"Four, I know how to duel and I doubt that the Pharaoh and his pet can come up with another social activity to do."
"That's not true Kaiba!" Yami protested, but Yugi on the other hand was agreeing with Seto.
"Seto you're absolutely right," he said as he grabbed Yami's hand and started dragging him out of the room. "We'll just go find something else to keep us occupied!" With that he succeed to drag Yami out of the room and into the nearest room they could find that wasn't being used by Bakura and Ryou.
"I guess that leaves me then," Malik brightly said causing Seto to roll his eyes.
"No fair!" Marik pouted. "Everyone else gets to have sex except for me!"
"You can come shopping with us," Malik suggested.
"Fine," Marik sighed with a pout. The three of them and Mokuba exited the mansion where Seto's limo was waiting for them.
"So where are we going?" an annoyed Seto asked. "It better not be the mall like where you took those other losers."
"Nah we're now banned from the mall for life after what happened last time," Malik informed him. "We're going to the place where we use to shop back when we were trying to kill Yami."
"You mean we still aren't trying to kill him?" Marik innocently asked.
"Where's that?" Seto asked choosing to ignore Marik.
"Tyrants R Us."
Ten minutes later they were pulling up in front of Tyrants R Us. Once inside they found a large variety of dark clothes, robes and of course trench coats.
Seto's eyes lit up as he started buying up every color and style of trench coats imaginable. Malik and Marik also picked out new outfits for themselves planning on sneaking them into Seto's pile when it was time for checkout. To say the least, Seto was not pleased when it came to checkout time and he had a couple of million dollars worth of clothes he had to buy.
"Just pay Seto!" Mokuba begged getting ready to break out the puppy eyes. "Being a camera man isn't as fun as I thought it would be!"
"Fine!" Seto sighed. It wasn't like a million dollars met much to him anyways. After paying the foursome was able to head back to the Kaiba mansion. As they past the wrecked van they all thought about reporting the accident but since they knew that no one was possibly hurt in the accident they wouldn't bother.
Arriving back at the mansion they were met by the others on the front porch. "What did you do?" Seto asked with alarm when he saw them all standing there with stupid grins on their faces.
"We redecorated for you!" Yugi cried with a grin.
"What?!" Seto cried as he shoved past them and marched into his mansion. Instead of all his Blue Eyes designs everywhere, they were replaced by puppies.
"We know how you really like puppies," Ryou explained, not noticing that a blood vessel on Seto's face was about to break. "Since you always call Jounouchi a puppy. But while we were here while you were out we saw you had no puppies anywhere so Bakura and I decided to help out."
"But wait! There's more!" Yugi happily cried as he rushed out of the room and returned with a wiggling Scottie puppy in his arms. "This is Demon Spawn! Her owners were begging to get rid of her!"
Yugi placed the puppy on floor which was a big mistake as soon as the puppy hit the floor, the puppy started trying to jump up on everyone and began nipping at everyone who was dumb enough to get their fingers too close to her mouth.
"Get. This. Thing. Out. Of. Here!" Seto growled as the puppy tried jumping up his leg.
"Guys I think we should go so that Seto and the puppy can get to know each other," Mokuba quickly said seeing the look on his brother's face.
"I swiped the keys to his Blue Eyes Jet!" Bakura triumphantly cried. "Who wants to go for a ride?!"
"Me!" Everyone yelled as they rushed out the door.
"You idiots!" Seto yelled after them. "Only two people can ride in that at once! And get this puppy out of here!"
The roar of the jet engines told Seto however that it was too late. Seto quickly glanced out of the window to see his precious jet fly into the air with Bakura, Ryou and Mokuba crammed into the cockpit with the rest hanging on to the top of it.
"I wonder what it's like to do it on top of a jet in flight," Seto thought he could hear Marik yell to Malik. He hoped that if they tried they would fall off to their death.