"Hey Bakura?" Mokuba asked as Bakura did a barrel roll with the Blue Eyes Jet trying to knock off the extra passengers on top.

"What do you want scrimp?" Bakura asked receiving a whack on the back of the head by Ryou.

"You might as well head straight to America since Seto will kill us if we land anywhere in Japan," Mokuba advised him.  "Besides your next victim lives there."

"Who?" Ryou asked.

"Pegasus J. Crawford."

"Umm . . . are you sure we have to do him?" Bakura nervously asked growing suspicion from Ryou.

"Bakura what did you do?" Ryou demanded.

"Hehe, remember Duelist Kingdom?" Bakura innocently asked. 

"How could we not?" Mokuba replied.  "I'm considering this payback for stealing mine and Seto's soul."

"Well . . . remember how Pegasus' Millennium Eye disappeared after the tournament . . ."

"Bakura you didn't!" Ryou cried.

"Yeah I did and I don't think old Peggy would have forgotten by now.  I did leave him in a bloody mess after-all."

"Well I'll make sure to get him drunk enough so that he doesn't remember", Ryou replied.

"Make it happen and I'll make sure to use those fluffy pink handcuffs you like so much next time."

"What are you two talking about?" Mokuba asked while Ryou brightly blushed.

"Nothing!" Ryou quickly replied.

::hours later::

"We're here," Bakura announced as he landed the jet in the middle of the street in front of the Industrial Illusions Company in San Francisco.  Bakura, Ryou and Mokuba jumped down from the cockpit while the others slid off of the top of the plane.

"Why didn't you wore us we were taking such a long trip!" Malik angrily complained.  "Where are we anyway?"

"San Francisco," Ryou calmly replied.

"San Fran-cis-co?" Marik asked with a confused look on his face.

"It's a place in America," Malik replied while rolling his eyes.

"A-mer-ic-a?"

"Why are we here?" Yugi asked ignoring Marik.

"Pegasus is your next victim," Mokuba explained.  "And since Bob couldn't make it, I'll be cameraman again."

"Lets go find him then!" Malik cheerfully cried as he dragged his still confused yami into the building.  "Hurry up!" he called back to the others, who were following at a much slower pace.  Eventually Malik got them all to the elevator and soon they were riding up to Pegasus' office.

"I see elevator music sucks here too," Bakura muttered to his fellow yamis, who agreed with him.  Finally they managed to reach Pegasus office and barged in.

"What's going on?" Pegasus demanded giving a little yelp when he saw Bakura grinning madly.

"Relax," Yugi reassured the millionaire game creator as Mokuba turned on his handheld camera.  "We're here for because of our show Queer Yamis and Hikaris for the Straight Guy!  And you're the lucky person that gets to be made over for this show!"

"Why do I not like the sound of this?" Pegasus wondered out loud.

"Hey it's the hottest rage back in Domino," Malik told him as he grabbed Pegasus' wrist and pulled him to his feet.  "Now come on we have to get a long start on those clothes you wear!"

Malik dragged Pegasus out of his office and down to the street with Marik closely following him.  Since the van wasn't available, as it was still crashed against the hydro pole outside Seto's mansion with Bob trapped inside and Granny trapped underneath, they just decided to take the Blue Eyes Jet figuring that Seto wouldn't mind. 

"So where exactly are we going?" Pegasus nervously asked.  He didn't know who the twin blondes were but he had a feeling they were bad for him.

"We're headed to the San Francisco branch of Tyrants R Us," Malik explained as Marik nearly crashed the jet into a building.  "Marik and I are their best customers so they give us a directory of every store in the world just incase we're on vacation somewhere and need to shop."

A few short minutes later Marik was landing/crashing the jet in the parking lot of Tyrants R Us.  "Hey you can't park that thing out there!" the manager of the store complained as they strolled inside.  Marik turned and gave the man a glare causing all the female employees to swoon. "Mr. Ishtar!  I'm so sorry I didn't recognize you!  Anything you want is on the house!"

"Good," Marik grumbled before turning away and started looking around the store, passing the shrine devoted to the pair in the middle of the store in the process.

"Now I know you had a noble cause for what you did at Duelist Kingdom but that gives you no right not to dress cool," Malik said as he tossed various tight black clothes, capes, trench coats and other items into Pegasus arms.  "Remember your twenty-four, not fifty-four.  You're young so dress like it while you still can."

"Uhh . . .okay, I guess I can do that," Pegasus replied as the pile of clothes got bigger.

"Also wear a lot of black.  Black looks good on everyone.  If you want to wear one of those god-awful suits you like make sure it's black," Malik continued as he dragged Pegasus to the cash, where they were met by Marik with his own pile of clothes.  "And just how to you expect to pay for all that?"

"The guy said everything in here for us was free," Marik replied with a shrug. 

"See you guys later!" Malik cried as he started rushing through the store grabbing clothes at random.  Marik meanwhile had the store ship all their purchases over to Industrial Illusions so that he could take Pegasus to fix his hair.  After another quick trip in the jet they were at a random hair solon that Marik had taken over for the show.

"Okay here's the problem," Marik said as Pegasus sat down in one of the chairs.  "Your hair is long enough but the style is all wrong.  It makes you look like an old man."

"Yes, Malik already told me that about my clothes."

"The color is also all wrong.  Silver/white hair works for Ryou and Bakura but it's all wrong for you!  That's why I'm going to dye it lavender."

"Uhh . . .lavender?"

"Yeah, that color looks great on Malik," Marik replied with a dreamy look in his eyes before glaring at Pegasus.  "Why is something wrong with that color!?!" he threaten.

"None what so ever!" Pegasus quickly replied as Marik set about his work.  Unfortunately for Pegasus Marik wasn't the greatest at what he did and Pegasus ended up with hot pink hair that was sticking up all over the place.

"It looks good!" Marik beamed.  Pegasus had little time to protest before Marik was dragging him out of the solon and back to the jet where they flew back to Industrial Illusions where Yugi and Yami were waiting for them outside the building.

"Aren't you missing a hikari?" Yami asked Marik as he hopped out of the jet.

"He's shopping," Marik replied with a shrug.  "He'll be back in a few hours."

"Bye the way genius you left Mokuba and the camera here," Yami said pointing at Mokuba who was currently climbing into the jet to make sure that he didn't get left behind again.  "Remember this is a TV show and it would be nice to have some actual footage to show during it."

"Bite me Pharaoh," Marik grumbled as he strolled inside the building to wait for Malik's return.

Without another world, Yami and Yugi joined Pegasus in the jet and they flew off again.  "Yugi-boy, where exactly are we going?" Pegasus asked as he tried keeping his lunch as Yami flew the jet through the sky.  Yami was apparently a worst driver then Marik and Bakura.

"No where, Yami just wanted to go for a joy ride," Yugi replied.  "We do have some tips for you however to help you out."

"Yeah quit adding the word boy to everyone name!" Yami complained. "I'm 3016 years old, I'm no where near a 'boy'."

"That is kind of annoying," Yugi agreed.

"All right fine," Pegasus replied with a sigh just wanting to get the flight over with.

"You also have to change the way you duel," Yami continued.  "Duel Disk are the in thing.  If someone my age can get use to using them surely you can too!"

"Fine! Whatever you say Yami-bo . . . Yami."

"Good, I think we can head back now Yami," Yugi said but his yami was ignoring him.  Yami was having too much fun with the jet.  After a few hours, Yugi finally convinced Yami to head back to Industrial Illusions.

"Bombs away!" Someone cried above them and they looked up just in time to see someone drop on of Pegasus' Funny Bunnies out of the window. 

"Funny Bunny!" Pegasus cried in horror as the bunny went splat on the ground.  The trio had only moments to move out of the way before another bunny came falling down.

Hurrying inside, the group discovered that Tyrants R Us had shipped the clothes and Malik over to the building.  That however was the last thing on Pegasus mind as he rushed up to his office.  What he discovered was Ryou, Bakura, Malik and Marik drunk off their asses dropping Pegasus' Funny Bunny collection out of the window.

"What happened?!" Pegasus cried.

"Apparently they found your hidden supply of wine," Yami replied noticing the empty wine bottles scattered around the room.

"That was my . . . special medication . . . yeah . . ."

"Well that apparently is no longer your special medication," Yami told him with a smirk. 

"Bombs away!" Bakura cried as he dropped another Funny Bunny out the window as the other giggled madly.

"Those things cost a lot of money!" Pegasus protested as Marik dropped another one.

"Pegasus, you're twenty-four years don't you think it's time you gave up the cartoons?" Yugi innocently asked.

"Shut up Yugi-boy!"

"Pegasus what did we tell you about adding the word boy to everyone's name?" Yami asked him.

"But Funny Bunny!" Pegasus protested as if that explained everything.

"Have a drink and forget about it," Yugi told him as he picked up a bottle and took a swing from it.

"Yugi!" Yami cried.

"Umm . . . guys I don't think this is good for the show," Mokuba reluctantly told them.  Besides it was hard for him to join in with them if he had to hang onto the camera.  Realizing Mokuba's trouble, Malik came to his rescue. 

"Give it here kid, I'll film for you," Malik demanded while handing Mokuba a glass of wine.  Mokuba eagerly handed over the video camera to Malik, the intelligent part of his brain telling him not to.

"This is the worst show ever!" Pegasus complained.

"You just say that because you're not drinking!" Ryou replied with a giggle.  "By the way did you like what we did to your office?  After we saw your great new hair we had the entire place decorated in the same color!"

"Who cares, I'm rich enough to put it back to normal."

"You better not if you don't want to lose your other eye!" Bakura drunkenly threatened him, causing Pegasus to slowly back away from Bakura.  By this time Mokuba and Yugi both had a nice buzz going on as well.  Yami meanwhile still couldn't believe that his innocent hikari was drinking.

"I'm going home!" Pegasus wailed needing to get nice and drunk but not wanting to stay around the freaks any longer.

"Come Yami! Join the party!" Yugi cried and Yami shrugged his shoulders.

"Why not? But I doubt if Seto will be happy when he sees this episode and finds out that Mokuba is hammered."

"Pfft, we're supposed to do a wrap up show where we drink anyway," Marik replied with a wave of his hand as he dropped yet another Funny Bunny out of the window.

"Yeah and he'll never find out!" Mokuba declared.  "It's not like this is being filmed or nothing."

*~*~*

::3 weeks later::

"He'll never find out! It's not like this is being filmed or nothing," the Mokuba on the TV screen said.

"MOKUBA!!!!" Seto Kaiba yelled after watching the latest episode of Queer Yamis and Hikaris for the Straight Guy.  Seto would never admit it but he was addicted to the show except for his own episode of course that was an embarrassment he never wanted to live through again.  And he still hadn't gotten rid of the mutt that the idiots bought for him.  Fortunately since Seto owned KCTV he had made sure that episode never aired.

"What's wrong Seto?" Mokuba asked wandering into the room.  "Demon Spawn pee on your expensive rug again?"

"Yes, but tell me why a 12 year old was drinking wine in America at Industrial Illusions when he was suppose to be here in Domino, sober and at Kaiba Corp?"

"Uhh. . . .I'm grounded aren't I?"

"Oh yeah.  And those others have just made my Enemies List."

"Weren't they already on?"

"Good point."

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A/N- Thank you for the reviews everyone!

Destiny – I was actually saving Mai for season 2 of the show, which I'm saving until after all the Doom stuff airs, but I might do her before then.  As for all the sex I blame my friends, lol. They warped my mind a long time ago!