"Okay guys ready to go?" Yugi asked as he did a head count of people in the
van. Seto apparently had done everyone in Domino a favor and had taken
away the Blue Eyes Jet from them. "Hey, where's Bob?"
"I'll get him," Marik offered as he exited the van and headed to the nearest washroom. Inside he heard Bob sobbing from behind a stall. "Come on already!" Marik cried kicking open the stall, picking up Bob and slinging him over his shoulder carrying him back towards the van.
"No! No! I don't want to go! I quit!" the cameraman yelled.
"You can't quit it's in your contract," Bakura replied with a smirk as Bob was placed on the seat next to him while Marik took the seat on the other side so that Bob was stuck sitting in between the two yamis.
"So who do we get today?" Malik eagerly asked.
"Otogi," Yugi replied and everyone gave him a confused look. "Don't any of you know my friends!" he cried.
"No," Yami replied while the others shock their heads.
"Dice boy?" Yugi tried again.
"Ohhhhhh!" they all replied. A few minutes later they were outside of Otogi's game shop.
"Hey clown! Where's Dice Boy!" Bakura called to the clown that worked outside the store.
"Guys be nice that's Otogi's father," Yugi whispered to them.
The clown directed them down to Otogi's Dungeon Dice Monster gaming room where Otogi was in the process of beating some chump at the game.
"Oh no," Otogi groaned when he saw them. "What are you guys doing here? I'm not straight!"
"On this show it doesn't matter!" Malik replied as he beamed for the camera. Unfortunately for Bob, Marik had a death grip on the back of his neck.
"Lets get this over with," Otogi sighed as he reluctantly followed Malik, Marik and Bob outside to the van. Needless to say it didn't take long to get to Domino mall with Marik driving.
"Okay here's your problem," Malik began as he dragged Otogi into a random store. "That vest you're always wearing . . . sucks. And what is up with that dice earring?! It hangs down to your shoulder! Fortunately you are not hopeless like the others. At least you know that you look good in black, but you really need to wear tighter clothing and ditch the t-shirt."
"Umm . . . okay," Otogi said using the normal reply that people had while Malik was making them over.
"Now come on start stripping," Malik demanded.
"What? Right here in the middle of the store?!"
"Don't be shy!" Malik giggled as he helped Otogi take off his vest ripping off his t-shirt in the process. Malik also violently ripped the dice earring off.
"Owww!" Otogi cried in pain.
"No pain, no gain," Malik replied with a smile while handing him a skintight black shirt, which Otogi quickly put on.
"This does look nice," Otogi admitted admiring himself in the mirror.
"Hang on! Something still wrong!" Malik cried and before Otogi could ask what, Malik ripped his read headband off. "Don't ever wear headbands!"
"Okay, okay!" Otogi quickly replied.
"Now for a little more advice before I turn you over to Marik," Malik said. "Stick to dark colors. Like black, navy, red, dark green, etc. Green will look really good on you because of your eyes. Make sure they are solid colors though!"
"I got it," Otogi reassured the crazy blonde fashion expert. Unfortunately for Otogi that now met he had to put up with Marik and his hair treatment. Double unfortunately for him, Marik didn't feel like renting a salon and was merely holding a pair of scissors.
"Pony tails are bad," Marik said before snipping Otogi's ponytail off. "Much better."
"Well that wasn't too bad," Otogi admitted. "Everyone always looks like they're having a crappy time when they're on the show."
"The day's not over yet!" Malik cheerfully remind him as they head back to Otogi's game shop, where they were met by Ryou and Bakura.
"What are you too doing here?" Marik asked them while tossing Bakura the keys to the van.
"Yugi and Yami wanted to switch for some reason," Ryou informed them. "So we're covering for them for this week."
"Fine, I don't care," Marik replied with a shrug before pulling a little remote control out of his pocket.
"What's that?" Bakura asked as Marik pressed a button on the remote.
"You'll see," he mysteriously grinned, a few seconds later the Blue Eyes Jet landed on the street in front of them. "Remote control for the jet," he explained. "I had it installed when we were borrowing it from Kaiba."
"Yeah we're going to head back to the studio for some quality time," Malik told them. "Don't do anything that we wouldn't do!" With that the psycho blondes climbed into the Blue Eyes Jet and took off into the air.
"Now what?" Otogi asked as soon as the Blue Eyes Jet had disappeared from their slight as he looked nervously at Bakura who looked like he was ready to eat Otogi.
"Well we aren't exactly sure," Ryou admitted. "We've never done this part before. Bob?"
"Usually the shrimps drive or fly around complaining what is wrong about the person's life," Bob replied.
"We can do that!" Ryou happily cried as he rushed towards the van with the others closely following him, soon enough Bakura was driving around the city hitting everything in sight while Bob and Otogi hung on for their lives in the back.
"Dice Boy you need to give up that stupid dice game and duel more," Bakura said as he sped around the corner hitting some garbage cans in the process.
"Is that all?" Otogi asked clutching his stomach as they took another sharp turn.
"I think so," Bakura replied. "Ryou?" he asked wondering if his hikari had anything to add. When Ryou didn't say anything Bakura snuck a quick look at him and Ryou staring at him with a look of pure lust on his face. Slamming on the breaks, Bob and Otogi were almost thrown into the front seat if it hadn't been for their seatbelts.
"Need you now!" Ryou panted staring at his love. Bakura, not one to protest, grabbed Ryou and they rushed into the nearest house, which as luck would have it was their own.
"Uhh . . .I don't think they'll be back anytime soon," Bob told Otogi who nodded his head. Undoing his seatbelt (and checking the large bruise he now had), Otogi crawled into the front seat and started driving off back to his shop/home. Once there, Otogi and Bob headed towards the kitchen hoping to find some bottled water when instead they found Yami sitting at the table filing his nails.
"Aren't you supposed to be cooking something?" Otogi asked and Yami shot him a dirty look.
"I'm a Pharaoh! I don't cook!" Yami reminded him. "Servants cook for me! If you want something to eat, cook it yourself servant!"
"Forget it, I'm not hungry anyway!" Otogi cried, storming off to find Yugi with Bob hot on his heels. It didn't take them long to find Yugi who was laughing evilly and placing bombs (which he borrowed from Bakura) everywhere.
"YUGI! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" Ryou cried and Yugi began laughing louder.
"Eliminating the completion for Grandpa!" Yugi crackled. "This was my plan all along! Finally we'll be the only game shop on the street again!"
"Yami!" Otogi cried in desperation and Yami came strolling into the room.
"Servants do not call for their masters, masters called for their servants," he calmly replied. "And is Aibou done yet? We're on a tight schedule."
"But this is my home!" Otogi protested. "You can't blow it up!"
"Wantta bet," Yugi replied as he set the timer for one minute. He and Yami then dashed off back to the safety of the Kame Game Shop, leaving Otogi to deal with the bombs.
"Bob you have to help me!" Otogi cried but when he got not reply, he turned around to find that Bob had disappeared. Faintly from outside Otogi could make out the sound of the tires of the van squealing as it sped off. With no other option left, Otogi raced outside and watched helplessly as the explosives went off crumbling his home an his shop.
*~*~*
Back at the van, Bob mentally patted himself on the back for making it through a shoot without being serious injured. Arriving back at the studio, Bob dropped the film off in editing before returning the camera to the equipment room. As he opened the door to the equipment room however he was met with the sight of two very familiar naked blondes inside the room with the smaller of the two blondes being pressed up against thousands of dollars worth of equipment by the other one.
With a terrorizing cry, Bob dropped the expensive camera in his hands, it crashing to the floor now useless, before running for his life as the blondes stared after him with amusement.
"That camera is coming out of your salary!" Marik called after Bob with a smirk on his face before closing the door and turning his attention back to Malik.
"I'll get him," Marik offered as he exited the van and headed to the nearest washroom. Inside he heard Bob sobbing from behind a stall. "Come on already!" Marik cried kicking open the stall, picking up Bob and slinging him over his shoulder carrying him back towards the van.
"No! No! I don't want to go! I quit!" the cameraman yelled.
"You can't quit it's in your contract," Bakura replied with a smirk as Bob was placed on the seat next to him while Marik took the seat on the other side so that Bob was stuck sitting in between the two yamis.
"So who do we get today?" Malik eagerly asked.
"Otogi," Yugi replied and everyone gave him a confused look. "Don't any of you know my friends!" he cried.
"No," Yami replied while the others shock their heads.
"Dice boy?" Yugi tried again.
"Ohhhhhh!" they all replied. A few minutes later they were outside of Otogi's game shop.
"Hey clown! Where's Dice Boy!" Bakura called to the clown that worked outside the store.
"Guys be nice that's Otogi's father," Yugi whispered to them.
The clown directed them down to Otogi's Dungeon Dice Monster gaming room where Otogi was in the process of beating some chump at the game.
"Oh no," Otogi groaned when he saw them. "What are you guys doing here? I'm not straight!"
"On this show it doesn't matter!" Malik replied as he beamed for the camera. Unfortunately for Bob, Marik had a death grip on the back of his neck.
"Lets get this over with," Otogi sighed as he reluctantly followed Malik, Marik and Bob outside to the van. Needless to say it didn't take long to get to Domino mall with Marik driving.
"Okay here's your problem," Malik began as he dragged Otogi into a random store. "That vest you're always wearing . . . sucks. And what is up with that dice earring?! It hangs down to your shoulder! Fortunately you are not hopeless like the others. At least you know that you look good in black, but you really need to wear tighter clothing and ditch the t-shirt."
"Umm . . . okay," Otogi said using the normal reply that people had while Malik was making them over.
"Now come on start stripping," Malik demanded.
"What? Right here in the middle of the store?!"
"Don't be shy!" Malik giggled as he helped Otogi take off his vest ripping off his t-shirt in the process. Malik also violently ripped the dice earring off.
"Owww!" Otogi cried in pain.
"No pain, no gain," Malik replied with a smile while handing him a skintight black shirt, which Otogi quickly put on.
"This does look nice," Otogi admitted admiring himself in the mirror.
"Hang on! Something still wrong!" Malik cried and before Otogi could ask what, Malik ripped his read headband off. "Don't ever wear headbands!"
"Okay, okay!" Otogi quickly replied.
"Now for a little more advice before I turn you over to Marik," Malik said. "Stick to dark colors. Like black, navy, red, dark green, etc. Green will look really good on you because of your eyes. Make sure they are solid colors though!"
"I got it," Otogi reassured the crazy blonde fashion expert. Unfortunately for Otogi that now met he had to put up with Marik and his hair treatment. Double unfortunately for him, Marik didn't feel like renting a salon and was merely holding a pair of scissors.
"Pony tails are bad," Marik said before snipping Otogi's ponytail off. "Much better."
"Well that wasn't too bad," Otogi admitted. "Everyone always looks like they're having a crappy time when they're on the show."
"The day's not over yet!" Malik cheerfully remind him as they head back to Otogi's game shop, where they were met by Ryou and Bakura.
"What are you too doing here?" Marik asked them while tossing Bakura the keys to the van.
"Yugi and Yami wanted to switch for some reason," Ryou informed them. "So we're covering for them for this week."
"Fine, I don't care," Marik replied with a shrug before pulling a little remote control out of his pocket.
"What's that?" Bakura asked as Marik pressed a button on the remote.
"You'll see," he mysteriously grinned, a few seconds later the Blue Eyes Jet landed on the street in front of them. "Remote control for the jet," he explained. "I had it installed when we were borrowing it from Kaiba."
"Yeah we're going to head back to the studio for some quality time," Malik told them. "Don't do anything that we wouldn't do!" With that the psycho blondes climbed into the Blue Eyes Jet and took off into the air.
"Now what?" Otogi asked as soon as the Blue Eyes Jet had disappeared from their slight as he looked nervously at Bakura who looked like he was ready to eat Otogi.
"Well we aren't exactly sure," Ryou admitted. "We've never done this part before. Bob?"
"Usually the shrimps drive or fly around complaining what is wrong about the person's life," Bob replied.
"We can do that!" Ryou happily cried as he rushed towards the van with the others closely following him, soon enough Bakura was driving around the city hitting everything in sight while Bob and Otogi hung on for their lives in the back.
"Dice Boy you need to give up that stupid dice game and duel more," Bakura said as he sped around the corner hitting some garbage cans in the process.
"Is that all?" Otogi asked clutching his stomach as they took another sharp turn.
"I think so," Bakura replied. "Ryou?" he asked wondering if his hikari had anything to add. When Ryou didn't say anything Bakura snuck a quick look at him and Ryou staring at him with a look of pure lust on his face. Slamming on the breaks, Bob and Otogi were almost thrown into the front seat if it hadn't been for their seatbelts.
"Need you now!" Ryou panted staring at his love. Bakura, not one to protest, grabbed Ryou and they rushed into the nearest house, which as luck would have it was their own.
"Uhh . . .I don't think they'll be back anytime soon," Bob told Otogi who nodded his head. Undoing his seatbelt (and checking the large bruise he now had), Otogi crawled into the front seat and started driving off back to his shop/home. Once there, Otogi and Bob headed towards the kitchen hoping to find some bottled water when instead they found Yami sitting at the table filing his nails.
"Aren't you supposed to be cooking something?" Otogi asked and Yami shot him a dirty look.
"I'm a Pharaoh! I don't cook!" Yami reminded him. "Servants cook for me! If you want something to eat, cook it yourself servant!"
"Forget it, I'm not hungry anyway!" Otogi cried, storming off to find Yugi with Bob hot on his heels. It didn't take them long to find Yugi who was laughing evilly and placing bombs (which he borrowed from Bakura) everywhere.
"YUGI! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" Ryou cried and Yugi began laughing louder.
"Eliminating the completion for Grandpa!" Yugi crackled. "This was my plan all along! Finally we'll be the only game shop on the street again!"
"Yami!" Otogi cried in desperation and Yami came strolling into the room.
"Servants do not call for their masters, masters called for their servants," he calmly replied. "And is Aibou done yet? We're on a tight schedule."
"But this is my home!" Otogi protested. "You can't blow it up!"
"Wantta bet," Yugi replied as he set the timer for one minute. He and Yami then dashed off back to the safety of the Kame Game Shop, leaving Otogi to deal with the bombs.
"Bob you have to help me!" Otogi cried but when he got not reply, he turned around to find that Bob had disappeared. Faintly from outside Otogi could make out the sound of the tires of the van squealing as it sped off. With no other option left, Otogi raced outside and watched helplessly as the explosives went off crumbling his home an his shop.
*~*~*
Back at the van, Bob mentally patted himself on the back for making it through a shoot without being serious injured. Arriving back at the studio, Bob dropped the film off in editing before returning the camera to the equipment room. As he opened the door to the equipment room however he was met with the sight of two very familiar naked blondes inside the room with the smaller of the two blondes being pressed up against thousands of dollars worth of equipment by the other one.
With a terrorizing cry, Bob dropped the expensive camera in his hands, it crashing to the floor now useless, before running for his life as the blondes stared after him with amusement.
"That camera is coming out of your salary!" Marik called after Bob with a smirk on his face before closing the door and turning his attention back to Malik.