"We need a cool new theme-song for the show," Malik announced as Marik drove towards the home of their latest victim. The others were not too enthusiastic about the entire thing and poor Bob was hanging onto his seatbelt with his life as Marik zipped around another corner.

"Warriors by Yuichi Ikusawa?" Marik suggested, who was the only one who seemed interested in the conversation but that was only because it was Malik.

"I think some other show has used that before," Malik replied with a sigh.

"Overlap by Kimeru?" Marik asked trying again.

"Same show, different arc," Malik replied.

"Bastards," Marik grumbled.

"Hey we're here!" Ryou cried breaking into their conversation and pointing to a run down apartment building.

"Who would live in a dump like that?" Yami asked.

"That's where Jou lives!" Yugi cried and Yami gave him a confused look causing Yugi to smack his forehead. "You know! Jounouchi! My best friend!"

"Oh him! The average dueler!" Yami replied causing Yugi to cry.

"How could you say that about my best friend?!"

"You know even I don't make my hikari cry," Bakura said to Yami while the former Pharaoh tried to comfort Yugi.

"I didn't mean it!" Yami quickly said. "That guy . . . umm . . ."

"Jou," Ryou helpfully told him

"Jou! Is a great duelist!"

"You really think so?" Yugi asked with a sniff.

"Of course!" Yami replied in a voice that said he was lying. Only Yugi didn't seem to notice as he tightly hugged his yami.

"Let's go guys!" Malik cried as he hopped out of the van and ran inside the apartment building, with the others following slowly like always. Malik stopped before a door and rapidly knocked which was soon answered by none other then Jounouchi wearing a horrid white jacket.

"Agggghh!" screamed Malik as if he was in pain. He ripped the jacket off of Jou and quickly lit it on fire. "Never wear something like that again!" he yelled.

"Does this mean I get a make over or are you guys just stalking me?" Jou asked and Malik glared at him before he grabbed Jou by the front of his t- shirt and dragged him down to the van with Marik and Bob and tow while the others started doing their magic to Jou's apartment. The four of them quickly drove to the trusty Domino Mall to go shopping.

"First thing, never wear that green Duelist Kingdom jacket again," Malik demanded while they began shopping at a random store. "In fact I'm burning that one as well as soon as we get back."

"So what should I wear then Mr. Fashion Expert?"

"Blue!" Malik replied. "That blue jacket you have is great. You should wear it more often."

"You mean the blue jacket that your Rare Hunters destroyed when they beat me up trying to get my Red Eyes?" Jou asked causing Malik to nervously laugh.

"Hehe, I ordered them to get that card, not to destroy your jacket," Malik innocently replied.

"That was an expensive jacket!" Jou yelled at Malik causing Marik to step in between them.

"Mess with Malik, mess with me," he growled and Jou wisely backed down.

"Moving on," Malik said getting back to the task at hand. "Blue is best for you, but also black, dark green and red would be good. Remember to wear dark, solid colors. No strips, no patterns."

"I got it!" Jou complained while Malik threw a bunch of clothes at him. "Who's paying for this anyway?" he asked and Malik gave him a devilish look.

"This is a cheap show," Malik gleefully told him.

"What?! I can't afford all of this!"

"Guess you better learn how to be a better duelist soon," Marik said with a laugh.

"Why you!" Jou growled at him while Malik directed their victim towards the checkout. Unfortunately for Jou, after the amount that Malik spent, he would have to win a lot of tournaments to pay off his new clothing bill.

"Now what?" Jou asked looking at Marik.

"Beats me," Marik replied while shrugging his shoulders. "I'm took the day off."

"Why are you here then?" Jou asked in annoyance.

"To make sure no one tries flirting with my hikari," Marik replied with a smirk while slapping Malik's ass.

"You mean we can go home?" Jou hopefully asked and both of the blondes nodded their heads. Jou gathered up his new clothes, since Malik and Marik wouldn't dare carrying anything and they headed back to the van where they quickly drove back to Jou's apartment. Outside of the building, Yugi and Yami were waiting for them.

"Yay! Now I can burn the rest of the puppy's clothing!" Malik happily cried as he ran inside the building with Marik close behind him, eagerly wanting to help. Meanwhile Yugi and Yami climbed into the front of the van with Jou and Bob still in the back.

"Cool! I get dueling tips from the King of Games!" Jou happily cried.

"That's nothing new!" Yugi laughed. "We always give you tips!"

"Yeah you lazy ass," Yami muttered under his breath.

"What are we going to do then?" Jou asked his two best friends right before Yami stopped the van in front of a pet store.

"A puppy for the puppy!" Yugi happily cried as he bounded out of the van and bounced into the store.

"What?!" Jou cried in protest as he reluctantly followed his friend into the store. "Not you too Yugi!"

"Yami thought it would be a good idea," Yugi replied as he started looking at all the puppies.

"Yami!" Jou cried looking at the former Pharaoh who was wearing a smirk on his face. "Why you-"

"Jou stop it!" Yugi begged while looking at Jou with his puppy eyes of death, doom and destruction. Immediately Jou calmed down upon looking at his friend.

"Okay Yug, just for you, I'll behave."

"Good boy," Yugi replied with a smile before picking up a brown puppy. "Get this one Jou!"

"No that one!" Yami cried pointing to another animal.

"Uh . . .Yami?" Yugi replied giving his Yami a weird look. "That's a cat."

"Oops!" Yami replied as he took a closer look at the black and white kitten.

"I think I'll get this one," Jou replied holding up a Golden Retriever puppy.

"It suits you," Yami replied with a laugh.

"Do I have to pay for this little guy as well?" Jou asked and this time Yugi started laughing.

"Of course not!" the short tri-haired boy laughed. "That would be stupid making you pay on our show!"

"That's a relief!" Jou replied with a happy sigh.

"Yami will pay!" Yugi added and Yami shot his hikari a horrified look.

"What?!" Yami cried and Yugi brought out the puppy dog eyes once again. "Oh fine!" Yami cried in defeat as he pulled out a credit card that said Seto Kaiba on it. After paying for the puppy and for some supplies, the gang gathered back in the van and drove back to the apartment. Walking inside they found a bon-fire set up in the middle of the living room with Malik and Marik gathered around it burning all of Jou's old clothing.

"Burn, baby burn!" Malik cried with laugher as he tossed the t-shirt wore at Battle City into the fire.

"My clothes!" Jou sobbed. To make matters worse for Jou the puppy jumped from his arms and immediately ran over to the pile of new clothes they had bought that afternoon and peed all over it. "My other clothes!"

"Good dog," Marik said looking over at the puppy as it finished its business. Suddenly the front door opened again and in walked Bakura dragging a dead cow behind him. Bakura had gone to a nearby farmer's field, hit a cow over the head with a baseball bat, and then dragged it all the way back to the apartment.

"Dinner's ready!" Bakura cried dropping the rope he had attached around the cow. The head of the cow then hit the floor and the cow gave off a loud moo. "Oops, I mean it will be ready in a few minutes," the thief said as he dug out his trusty baseball bat again.

"Yum," the other two yamis said licking their lips. The other four people in the room looked on with disgust, including Malik who didn't like to eat meat. Bob looked downright sick as he continued for film everything.

"Bakura! No!" Ryou cried walking out of Jou's bedroom and seeing the murder about to take place. "You promised me that when we traded you wouldn't any helpless defensive animal!"

"It's not helpless! I had to chase it around for ten minutes before I caught it!" Bakura protested.

"Bakura!" Ryou yelled and Bakura lowered the bat.

"Fine," he replied with a small pout. Recovering from his stun, the cow stood up and began munching on the piles of clothes next to it.

"Not my clothes again!" Jou cried.

"Maybe we should move on?" Malik suggested, not wanting to be forced to go out shopping with the blonde puppy again.

"Okay!" Ryou said beaming happily as he led Jou into the bedroom that he redid.

"NOOOOOO!" Jou cried seeing pictures of Seto Kaiba everywhere.

"I figured you were just in denial about your feelings for Seto," Ryou explained. "So I figured you'd love it if I put Seto's picture everywhere!"

"I'm going to kill you!" Jou yelled finally snapping and he tried lunging at Ryou but was stopped by the cow who decided to nibble on the back of the shirt that Jou was wearing. With Jou distracted, Ryou was able to easily escape into the protective arms of his yami.

"Let's get out of here," Marik suggested and the rest of them agreed with him. So they all left so that Jou could bond with his new puppy and new pet cow.

"Well I think it's safe to say that we helped another loser in this city," Bakura said as they all rode in the van back to the KCTV studios. Where Mokuba was waiting for them.

"Sorry guys but I have to send you out again right away," Mokuba told them. "I have the Blue Eyes Jet standing by. You have to go by to America since you're next victim is currently there partaking in a Duels Monster Tournament."

"Why wasn't I invited?" Yami whined.

"Because then everyone would know who would win," Yugi helpfully replied.

"Anyway, Mai's there waiting for you, so hurry up!" Mokuba told them before running off back inside the studio.

"You don't need me do you?" Bob nervously asked.

"Yup!" Malik grinned, throwing an arm around Bob's shoulder and leading him towards the Blue Eyes Jet that was conveniently parked on the street for them.

A/N - That you all once again for all the reviews! Sorry I took so long to update! I really haven't been in a funny mood lately so I havn't felt like writing for this story. I promise, I'll get the last two parts of the story up much quicker.

The Yu-Gi-Oh Freak - I know, poor Otogi's hair! It's so hard doing chapters for guys I like. BTW, I actually just use the making out parts to fill up space because like I said it's hard coming up with funny stuff to do to guys I like. There's less of that stuff in "Season 2" since I'm using the Doom organization guys who I don't like and am more willing to torture.

cwthewolf - I'm definitetly doing season 2! I expect Doom to start in the fall so I should be able to start Season 2 then and I don't want to start doing it sooner since I don't know how many people who are reading the story have seen that arc.

Destiny - Mai is next!