REMOVE THY FEET FROM THE GROUND, INFIDEL!

The Fellowship entered the wood. About six trees in they were startled to find themselves hanging in midair in a net suspended from several mallorn trees. For a while there was silence from all quarters. Then...

LEGOLAS: Pippin! Would you kindly remove your toe from my eye?

PIPPIN: Can't help it, Leggy darling! I'm the meat in the Aragorn/Sam sandwich!

GIMLI: You want ketchup with that?

FRODO: Yes please!!!!!

ARAGORN: M um um-um emium!

FRODO: Did Aragorn just say something?

ARAGORN: M Um Um-Um Emium!!!!

MERRY: Something about he wants to marry them.

ARAGORN: OM!!!!

The Fellowship looked at each other as best they could in bewilderment.

SAM: Maybe if Legolas got his foot out of the way so that Gimli could move his head so that Frodo can move his arm so that Merry can roll over so that I can move my leg so that Pippin can give Aragorn some space for him to move his arm out of his mouth, we could who Aragorn wants to marry!

The Fellowship contorted itself according to Sam's instructions.

ARAGORN I SAID: I'm a Vegetarian!!!

MERRY: Ack. We did all that work just to be reminded that you're a vegetarian?

Disappointed, the Fellowship rolled back into its original position.)