WORDLESS VOCALIZATIONS
Three hours later...
ARAGORN: Ums arm ow.
MERRY: I think he said "It's dark now".
Aragorn nodded imperceptibly.
PIPPIN: You two are getting quite good at this.
Two hours later...
BOROMIR: Ilm an-in-om es-u ums?
GIMLI: "Film anonymous UFOs"?
Boromir shook his head.
GIMLI: I need more practice.
PIPPIN: I know! "Will anyone rescue us?"
Boromir nodded.
GIMLI: You hobbits have good ears.
One hour later....
LEGOLAS/BOROMIR/ARAGORN/GIMLI: Om om um iln um-um-es im-er-hom-hmm...
HOBBITS: One at a time! One at a time!!
GIMLI: Om owm e-I-um.
SAM: Say again?
GIMLI: OM OWM E-I-UM!!!
VOICE: The dwarf yawns so loud we could have shot him in the dark.
Gimli was incensed.
GIMLI: I was not yawning! I was saying- "Look out behind you"!
VOICE: Where?
GIMLI: Not you, stupid. The hobbits. We were playing a game. Who are you anyway?
VOICE: I am Haldir, captain of the Lothlorien border patrol. And you called me Stupid.
ARAGORN: Gimli....
LEGOLAS: Haldir! Old buddy old friend! Haven't seen you for ages! How've you been? I see your sisters have grown tall!
ARAGORN: Legolas...
HALDIR: I don't have any sisters.
BOROMIR: Then who are those girls behind you?
ARAGORN: Boromir....
HALDIR: My brothers.
ARAGORN: sigh Um, so, Haldir! Go your promotion I see. Captain indeed, you deserve it. How are my future grand-parents in law feeling lately?
HALDIR: Arwen said 'Yes'?
ARAGORN: Uhh...ask Legolas.
LEGOLAS: What?? Ask me what?
ARAGORN: She writes him letters.
HALDIR: So? She writes me letters too.
ARAGORN: Et tu, Haldir? deep sigh
HALDIR: Ummmm.
SAM: He said, "I don't know".
Haldir glared at Sam banefully.
HALDIR: Follow me. The Lady is waiting.
Haldir's sis—er, brothers—cut down the net.
FELLOWSHIP: OW!!!
Three hours later...
ARAGORN: Ums arm ow.
MERRY: I think he said "It's dark now".
Aragorn nodded imperceptibly.
PIPPIN: You two are getting quite good at this.
Two hours later...
BOROMIR: Ilm an-in-om es-u ums?
GIMLI: "Film anonymous UFOs"?
Boromir shook his head.
GIMLI: I need more practice.
PIPPIN: I know! "Will anyone rescue us?"
Boromir nodded.
GIMLI: You hobbits have good ears.
One hour later....
LEGOLAS/BOROMIR/ARAGORN/GIMLI: Om om um iln um-um-es im-er-hom-hmm...
HOBBITS: One at a time! One at a time!!
GIMLI: Om owm e-I-um.
SAM: Say again?
GIMLI: OM OWM E-I-UM!!!
VOICE: The dwarf yawns so loud we could have shot him in the dark.
Gimli was incensed.
GIMLI: I was not yawning! I was saying- "Look out behind you"!
VOICE: Where?
GIMLI: Not you, stupid. The hobbits. We were playing a game. Who are you anyway?
VOICE: I am Haldir, captain of the Lothlorien border patrol. And you called me Stupid.
ARAGORN: Gimli....
LEGOLAS: Haldir! Old buddy old friend! Haven't seen you for ages! How've you been? I see your sisters have grown tall!
ARAGORN: Legolas...
HALDIR: I don't have any sisters.
BOROMIR: Then who are those girls behind you?
ARAGORN: Boromir....
HALDIR: My brothers.
ARAGORN: sigh Um, so, Haldir! Go your promotion I see. Captain indeed, you deserve it. How are my future grand-parents in law feeling lately?
HALDIR: Arwen said 'Yes'?
ARAGORN: Uhh...ask Legolas.
LEGOLAS: What?? Ask me what?
ARAGORN: She writes him letters.
HALDIR: So? She writes me letters too.
ARAGORN: Et tu, Haldir? deep sigh
HALDIR: Ummmm.
SAM: He said, "I don't know".
Haldir glared at Sam banefully.
HALDIR: Follow me. The Lady is waiting.
Haldir's sis—er, brothers—cut down the net.
FELLOWSHIP: OW!!!