IN PURSUIT OF
Even Frodo had fallen asleep when Galadriel came for a late-night visit. She began throwing pebbles at the KeyRingbearer's slumbering self.
GALADRIEL: Psst! Frodo!
Frodo turned over, muttering something about, what else, ketchup and Randy.
FRODO: Yes, I'm a natural blue. Sea monkey's got my keys. Got my wallet too. It's a he, not an it. NO. Ketchup abounds. Please, Randy needs the keys! It's a blue he, not a blue key. Pass ketchup..
Galadriel threw more stones, harder.
GALADRIEL: Psst! FRODO!
One hour later...the Lady of the Wood was intensely irritated.
GALADRIEL: PSSST! FRODO!!!!!
Frodo snored on peacefully. Galadriel threw up her arms.
GALADRIEL: Ketchup!!!
Instantly the Fellowship scrambled to their feet. Everybody except Frodo—the shortest—bumped their heads on the tree root and were knocked unconscious.
FRODO: Did somebody say ketchup?
Instantly the Fellowship scrambled to their feet. Everybody except Frodo bumped their heads on the tree root and were knocked unconscious again.
GALADRIEL: Suivez-moi.
FRODO: Huh?
GALADRIEL: Follow me! It means FOLLOW ME in....Chinese, I think.
FRODO: Oh.
Even Frodo had fallen asleep when Galadriel came for a late-night visit. She began throwing pebbles at the KeyRingbearer's slumbering self.
GALADRIEL: Psst! Frodo!
Frodo turned over, muttering something about, what else, ketchup and Randy.
FRODO: Yes, I'm a natural blue. Sea monkey's got my keys. Got my wallet too. It's a he, not an it. NO. Ketchup abounds. Please, Randy needs the keys! It's a blue he, not a blue key. Pass ketchup..
Galadriel threw more stones, harder.
GALADRIEL: Psst! FRODO!
One hour later...the Lady of the Wood was intensely irritated.
GALADRIEL: PSSST! FRODO!!!!!
Frodo snored on peacefully. Galadriel threw up her arms.
GALADRIEL: Ketchup!!!
Instantly the Fellowship scrambled to their feet. Everybody except Frodo—the shortest—bumped their heads on the tree root and were knocked unconscious.
FRODO: Did somebody say ketchup?
Instantly the Fellowship scrambled to their feet. Everybody except Frodo bumped their heads on the tree root and were knocked unconscious again.
GALADRIEL: Suivez-moi.
FRODO: Huh?
GALADRIEL: Follow me! It means FOLLOW ME in....Chinese, I think.
FRODO: Oh.
