:::Camera zooms in on two girls desperately trying to find a way out of the locker room. Mind you, the walls are sound proof, as well as the door.:::
Christine: ::pushing the door with all her might:: Open you stupid mother fu...
Marie: Chris! That is not the way to approach these things. Let me handle this... ::Marie pushes on the door:: God Da...
Christine: Ha...Not the way to approach these things, eh?
Marie: Well, golly bum. I can't do it, neither can you. It looks like we're stuck in here.
Christine: Not if I can help it.
::Marie sits down on the bench and prepares to watch, then laugh.::
::Christine gets prepared. She runs as fast as she can into the door. She smacks into it and falls.::
::Opening=Unsuccessful.::
Marie: New designer boots, $90.00... New wrestling attire, $75.00... Watching your best friend fall on her ass...Priceless. There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's Christine. ::laughs::
Christine: ::gets up, dusts her butt off:: That was far from funny. I was trying to get us out of here.
::Christine sits down next to Marie, letting out a ::hrmp::, they wait::
::Thirty minutes later::
::John Cena and Jeff Hardy walk through the door::
Christine and Marie: DON'T SHUT THE...::too late, door smacks shut:: Damnit. ::they sigh::
John: What's going on?
Christine: We're stranded.
Marie: In the locker room.
Jeff: What?
Christine: Try to open the door. ::Jeff pushes it, nothing happens. John pushes it, nothing happens.::
Jeff and John: Shiiit...
Marie: Yeah.
Jeff: Well, how do we get out?
Christine: I don't know...We've been sitting in here for over two hours, we aren't very happy campers...
Marie: Now you two are stuck with us.
Jeff and John: Joy.
Author : ::snickers::
::Just then, RVD, Randy Orton, Shane Helms, and Matt Hardy walk in the door.::
Christine, Marie, Jeff, and John: DON'T SHUT THE...::door shuts.:: door...
::What happens next? Tune in to the next chapter of...::no title yet::...haha.::