PRESENTS
The Fellowship was leaving.
GALADRIEL: And now it is time to say farewell. You have had your rest, now time for your Quest.
GIMLI: Ah, Lady G.! Your sweet poetry! Tis music to my ears, nearly brings me to tears!
GALADRIEL: I have presents for you all. For Boromir, I have a bracelet.
BOROMIR: Um. Thanks?
GALADRIEL: For Legolas I have a bow.
LEGOLAS: Haha! I get an Elfly present; shoot baddies with, I—hey!
ARAGORN: What?
BORMIR: Ha! Elfly Present! Ribbons! Elves wear bows! Hahaha!
Legolas ran off to sulk under a tree, and Boromir joined him.
GALADRIEL: For you Aragorn,
ARAGORN:Uh-oh.
GALADRIEL: I have already given you your gift. That necklace. I gave it to my daughter, and she gave it to hers, and she gave it to you.
ARAGORN: Cheap-o.
Aragorn joined Legolas and Boromir.
GALADRIEL: For you, Frodo, I give you—
FRODO: Let me guess. You let me keep the Ring. That's your gift to me.
GALADRIEL: Your mental acuity is astounding. It shall be a light for you in dark places. Now Sam. To you I give a glob of Jell-O. Raspberry flavored.
SAM: Thank you.
GALADRIEL: Merry and Pippin. To you I give these bottles.
PIPPIN: Hmm. Mr. Bubbles. Cool.
GALADRIEL: And now for my dear Dwarf, who appreciates so well my poetic talents. What would he have from me?
GIMLI: Uh, well, I, um, heh, I guess...would it be too much, of course it would, uh...I daren't...oh all right. I would have one of your teeth, Most Talented of All Races. One of your pearly white teeth.
GALADRIEL: Why?
GIMLI: Because I'm a dentist. And your teeth are gorgeous.
GALADRIEL: Very well. Never let it be said that a Dwarf outdid an Elf in fairness. You may have all my teeth. Enjoy them.
Galadriel solemnly handed her dentures to an awed Gimli.
GALADRIEL: Euie ar a, oo!
MERRY: She said "Genuine Dwarf-make, too".
ARAGORN: That explains a lot.
BOROMIR: My bracelet is almost princely compared with dentures.
The Fellowship was leaving.
GALADRIEL: And now it is time to say farewell. You have had your rest, now time for your Quest.
GIMLI: Ah, Lady G.! Your sweet poetry! Tis music to my ears, nearly brings me to tears!
GALADRIEL: I have presents for you all. For Boromir, I have a bracelet.
BOROMIR: Um. Thanks?
GALADRIEL: For Legolas I have a bow.
LEGOLAS: Haha! I get an Elfly present; shoot baddies with, I—hey!
ARAGORN: What?
BORMIR: Ha! Elfly Present! Ribbons! Elves wear bows! Hahaha!
Legolas ran off to sulk under a tree, and Boromir joined him.
GALADRIEL: For you Aragorn,
ARAGORN:Uh-oh.
GALADRIEL: I have already given you your gift. That necklace. I gave it to my daughter, and she gave it to hers, and she gave it to you.
ARAGORN: Cheap-o.
Aragorn joined Legolas and Boromir.
GALADRIEL: For you, Frodo, I give you—
FRODO: Let me guess. You let me keep the Ring. That's your gift to me.
GALADRIEL: Your mental acuity is astounding. It shall be a light for you in dark places. Now Sam. To you I give a glob of Jell-O. Raspberry flavored.
SAM: Thank you.
GALADRIEL: Merry and Pippin. To you I give these bottles.
PIPPIN: Hmm. Mr. Bubbles. Cool.
GALADRIEL: And now for my dear Dwarf, who appreciates so well my poetic talents. What would he have from me?
GIMLI: Uh, well, I, um, heh, I guess...would it be too much, of course it would, uh...I daren't...oh all right. I would have one of your teeth, Most Talented of All Races. One of your pearly white teeth.
GALADRIEL: Why?
GIMLI: Because I'm a dentist. And your teeth are gorgeous.
GALADRIEL: Very well. Never let it be said that a Dwarf outdid an Elf in fairness. You may have all my teeth. Enjoy them.
Galadriel solemnly handed her dentures to an awed Gimli.
GALADRIEL: Euie ar a, oo!
MERRY: She said "Genuine Dwarf-make, too".
ARAGORN: That explains a lot.
BOROMIR: My bracelet is almost princely compared with dentures.