BOATS, BARNACLES, AND....BRICKS?
ARAGORN: Into the boats! Where's the boats?
CELEBORN: (from behind) Ar-ra-gorn.
Aragorn jumped.
ARAGORN: YIKES!!! Don't EVER do that again.
CELEBORN: Here is a sw-ord.... I mean a dan-ger. You are in dag-ger. You are bee-ing track-ded. That is all.
ARAGORN: Um. Thanks. Bye.
CELEBORN: Bye.
Aragorn looked around for the missing boats, and ran into a giggling, singing group of Elves.
RANDOM ELF1: We were sent by The Mad Scientist with gifts. Here. These are the hats of our people. They will disguise you in your dealings with outsiders.
The Elves presented each member with a sombrero.
RANDOM ELF2: Here are some ketchup and Nabisco crackers.
FELLOWSHIP: KETCHUP!!!!!!!!!!
RANDOM ELF3: Here are three rafts.
Boromir inspected the label.
BOROMIR: Guaranteed not to sink. RAFTABLES tm not responsible for lost persons or property. Removal and proper disposal of plastic wrapping will greatly reduce the risk of heart disease in barnacles. Please respect the environment.
LEGOLAS: Aye-ya.
RANDOM ELVES: Goodbye! Good-bye! Bye! Good-bye!
The Fellowship embarked, and floated away.
RANDOM SINGING ELVES: Follow the yellow brick river! Follow the yellow brick river! Follow Follow Follow Follow Follow the Yellow Brick River!
FRODO: Do you get the feeling that, well, the Lothlorienolites are a little bit, um...
FELLOWSHIP: NUTS!
ARAGORN: Into the boats! Where's the boats?
CELEBORN: (from behind) Ar-ra-gorn.
Aragorn jumped.
ARAGORN: YIKES!!! Don't EVER do that again.
CELEBORN: Here is a sw-ord.... I mean a dan-ger. You are in dag-ger. You are bee-ing track-ded. That is all.
ARAGORN: Um. Thanks. Bye.
CELEBORN: Bye.
Aragorn looked around for the missing boats, and ran into a giggling, singing group of Elves.
RANDOM ELF1: We were sent by The Mad Scientist with gifts. Here. These are the hats of our people. They will disguise you in your dealings with outsiders.
The Elves presented each member with a sombrero.
RANDOM ELF2: Here are some ketchup and Nabisco crackers.
FELLOWSHIP: KETCHUP!!!!!!!!!!
RANDOM ELF3: Here are three rafts.
Boromir inspected the label.
BOROMIR: Guaranteed not to sink. RAFTABLES tm not responsible for lost persons or property. Removal and proper disposal of plastic wrapping will greatly reduce the risk of heart disease in barnacles. Please respect the environment.
LEGOLAS: Aye-ya.
RANDOM ELVES: Goodbye! Good-bye! Bye! Good-bye!
The Fellowship embarked, and floated away.
RANDOM SINGING ELVES: Follow the yellow brick river! Follow the yellow brick river! Follow Follow Follow Follow Follow the Yellow Brick River!
FRODO: Do you get the feeling that, well, the Lothlorienolites are a little bit, um...
FELLOWSHIP: NUTS!