Stupid Zelda Poetry:
Link
Once there was a boy named Link.
He had a brain but couldn't think.
For he had been brainwashed by
A male Gerudo spy
His name was Ganandorf, but he forbids
To do the same thing that he did
Link saved Hyrule from Ganandorf one day
Then he went out to play
He went back in time, saved Termina from an evil mask
That was his second task
Then he found Navi, returned to Hyrule
Zelda thought he was really, really cool.
But Ganandorf found out of the Sacred Realm place
Got mad at Link, smashed his face
Captured him and all
Now Link doesn't feel so tall
He couldn't find out, couldn't find how to pass
Now he's a stupid, mindless dumbass.
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O_o;;; No idea what the hell I was doing. I don't like the end either. That's prolly the stupidest poem I've ever written. And I've written a lot of stupid poems. I know it was bad. *expects a lot of flames* All I did was rhyme something with Link then explain what I said XD