FORD

by ESM

My revamped FOTR parody. Yes, it has alot of chapters, but they're short. I suggest reading no more than three at a time.

50. Elsewhere Augh

Elsewhere in Middle-Earth

Yes, he was still at it.

ELROND: Reason #1561 why you should NOT marry Aragorn: You will die. Reason # 1562 why you should NOT marry Aragorn: He will die. Reason# 1563 why you should NOT marry Aragorn: Your kids will die.

ARWEN: I'm gonna have kids? Yay!

ELROND: Oops.