Stupid Zelda Poetry:
Malon
Malon lived on a farm.
She thought Link had charm.
She went to the castle to see him one day.
But where he was, she couldn't say.
Zelda made him travel back in time
Malon couldn't hear the wedding chime
Eventually she got bored
And like her dad, she snored.
But then he came back
He finally was back
But now he was brainwashed, he couldn't think.
The stupid kid, Link.
Malon didn't know what to say.
So she just figured he was gay.
Then she forgot all about him again
And went to bother other men.
Oo that was even stupider than the last one