OF GREEN KETCHUP AND CRACKERS

On the Yellow Brick River, the Fellowship was drifting down carelessly.

FRODO: Anyone care to speculate why the Lothlorienolites are so nuts?

Pippin broke open another package of crackers.

PIPPIN: No.

The Fellowship munched on crackers and green ketchup absently.

PIPPIN: (singing quietly) Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream!

MERRY: Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily!

BOROMIR: Life is but a dream!

GIMLI: (louder) Row, row, row your boat! Gently down the stream!

LEGLAS: Merrily merrily merrily merrily!

ARAGORN: Life is but a dream!

SAM: Row, row, row your boat! Gently down the stream!

FRODO/MERRY: Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily! Life is but a

FELLOWSHIP: (Really loud) DREAM!!!! Row, row, row your boat! Gently down the stream! Merrily merrily merrily merrily!

HOBBITS: LIFE is BUT a DREAM!!!

FELLOWSHIP: Row, row, row your boat...