THE NEED FOR ATTENTION

BOROMIR: Oh shoot, I'm out of crackers.

FELLOWSHIP: Merrily merrily merrily merrily Life is but a dream!

BOROMIR: Did anyone notice this ketchup is green?

Boromir noticed a waterfall ahead.

BOROMIR: Row, row Row your boat! Gently UP the stream! Merrily merrily merrily merrily life will be a dream!

LEGOLAS: You're messing up the words!

Merry and Legolas suddenly noticed the waterfall too.

MERRY/LEGOLAS: (alarmed) Row, row, row your boat! QUICKLY UP THE STREAM! Merry says Merry says Merry says Merry says I am gonna scream!

FELLOWSHIP: Huh?

WAIT! What happens next? Why did Boromir run out of crackers? Are the poor members of the Fellowship successful in communicating the imminent danger to the Ringbearer and other passengers? Is Frodo injured? Why is the alarmed hobbit alarmed? Are the rafts wood, or aluminum?!