(AN: This might be very fluffy. Beware!)

Disclaimer: the plot is MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not the H. P. characters though

CH 4

She blushed and returned to her seat unaware of Draco staring at her with incredibly enlarged eyes. The rest of dinner passed by quickly and Ginny was walking to her dorm when someone gave her a scare. Draco had pinned her to the wall, breathing heavily on her face.

"You know, you are like a dementor. You captured my soul in a single kiss," Draco started making out with her and she willingly accepted the rush of kisses, basking in the attention. "I love you Gin."

"I love me too Draco," she laughed as Draco stood there, still pinning her to the wall, looking confused. "but I love you more."

He smiled and started nibbling her neck, making her moan quietly. "Malfoy, as much as I approve of P.D.A., I beg of you to stop. Its making me nauseous," Draco turned, trying to hide Ginny from whoever said the comment. It didn't work. "GINNY! What are you doing with this ferret? Malfoy if you did anything to my sister…" Ron shook his fist threateningly. Harry, who had just left the hall was staring with his mouth agape, I thought Ginny fancied me. he thought.

"I don't Harry and F.Y.I. Ron, I've been dating Draco since after the Yule Ball. I also haven't lost my innocence, unlike you. If you say anything about this, I'll write to mum about Eve."

"Eww! Someone actually slept with him! I didn't think anyone could stomach the sight of him in the buff," Draco stated cringing.

"Well, I saw the whole thing, so pity me not her." Ginny shook her head in disgust.

"Mr. Potter and Mr. Weasley, just the two people I was looking for," Cuwen walked to the boys after eavesdropping on the whole conversation.

"Professor, if it isn't too much, could you please get my sister to explain herself," Ron was glaring at Draco, clearly thinking that Ginny was under some kind of hex.

"Actually, I was wondering if you could clean the dry erase boards in my classroom, five floors from here."

"But your room is in the next hall and we don't have dry erase boards," Harry looked extremely confused, as usual.

" No, my room IS 5 floors from here and if you aren't there in five minutes, you will be the first to feel my wrath," She smiled and pulled out her plunger. The boys looked fearful and ran as if their life depended on it.

"You two may proceed in my real classroom, alone. Yes my boy, I am giving you permission to make out and do other things with your girlfriend. Keep him, he's really hot, Gin. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to make a list of things to occupy your brother and co., after that, I'm taking a ten minute vacation in Acapulco" Cuwen had a dreamy expression on her face. "I miss him. I heard that my boyfriend, the hottie, was there. He was the only one that wasn't always depressed in Azkaban"

"Is his name Sirius Black, by any chance?" Ginny was happy to hear her say "Of course! Who else escaped?" and she walked off humming "Now I have my Plunger".

Draco wasted no time in dragging his girl into the classroom, once Cuwen left. Once inside, they made out on the desk for another hour while ripping off each others clothes until they were down to their knickers (AN: you can guess what happens next). After Ron finished all of his insane tasks, like fishing for bananas in the girls toilet and giving an ice skating performance, in a frozen kiddy pool, in pink tutus for Cuwen's enjoyment, he ran to the DADA classroom. He made it to the steamy window and wiped away the moisture. Malfoy smiled at Ron and nodded continuing with what you were doing. Ron was about to open the door when Cuwen grabbed him and Harry.

"You know, I have to do something to keep you out of their way. I would take you with me to visit my boyfriend, but we will be… busy." She shackled them to a dungeon wall and left a sticky note to Ginny, telling her their location.

"Draco, could you…"help" them. Here's the note with their location. I'm sure you will have fun "helping" them." Ginny poked him, smiling.

"Okay." Draco left fully dressed, running to the dungeons.

For 10 hours strait, the boys were stuck on the wall, retching at the sight of a Slytherin girl, nicknamed Lard staring at them. Her stench was enough to kill small animals, the little hair on her head was gelled flat, earwax and boogies dripped from her nose and ears. The most striking feature was that she was the size of freight train, literally. Draco gagged at the smell before he even reached the dungeon door. Putting a cleansing charm on the entire school, he ran into the room.

"Look it's a person who hates you!" he yelled at Lard.

"Must stalk!" she said and waddled away.

"You saved us!" cried Harry, his face a milky white.
"You're welcome!"

"So, you going to gloat or something?" spat Ron.

"Actually, I am! Since I have an audience I shall, you know how good your sister is?" he grinned, letting the silence stretch. Ron slowly shook his head. "Well, it was great. She is a lot more experienced than you think. "he winked," Bet you liked watching us Weasley." Ron struggled against the chains, murder on his mind.

"Draco are you helping our prisoners?" the voice was like an angel's, making Draco and Harry's knees go weak. She entered the dungeon with very little clothing covering the important places and showing in the perfect places, "Good, Oh Ron stop thinking about us having sex. We were only making out! Idiot. Well let them go or are you not finished with them?" she turned to Draco.

"I'm done with Potty but Weasley, I haven't even started with him." He grinned evily. "Set Potter free or do whatever you want Gin." He turned back to Ron taunting and teasing him.

"Well Harry," she set a screen around them Ron and Draco could only see their silhouettes, but nothing else it was sound proof. "today is your lucky day. I'm going to keep you chained and watch what you do," with that her eyes changed to an ivory, fangs grew, and she showed her vampishness (AN: this is MY WORD). Harry shrieked and desperately clawed at his chains, trying to escape almost certain death. As a last resort he started to gnaw his way to freedom. She laughed in a icy tone, "Just what I expected how about this?" She lost the fangs. Her skin smoothly changed to scale a tail sprouted and after a few seconds she was a dragon, only the size of a human now. Harry fainted. "wondered how long that would take." She changed swiftly to a human once more. Her hand caressed his cheek and she gave him a kiss on the lips. This woke him up! Ginny drew away smiling, and got rid of the screen.

"I'm done my little Weaslette, why is Potter so pale?" Draco looked away form his captive to see Harry, white and shivering, sputtering incoherently.

"D-D-Dragon, v-v-vamp-p-p-ire, k-kiss, f-fangs, STAY AWAY FROM ME GINNY!" he had finally mastered himself after Ginny had placed a hand on his face, her face contorted into anger when he flinched away.

"Angel of death come to my side! I am supposed to help you idiot. You will die without me, I show you how and you scream as though I am a monster! Watch me laugh as you die at Voldemort's hands!" When she finished, Angel, in his full form, appeared. She swung her leg over his back and urged him to the forest.

The other boys stared at Harry with amazement. "What did my girlfriend do?" Draco was the first to speak.

Forbidden Forest

Ginny called out to her friends in their respected tongue mermish, roars, and high frequency cries. They appeared and she told them what happened. They let her cry for a few seconds and then spoke.

"We are glad that you can change at will we really are, but you had to expect that kind of reaction, love." Opal tried to placate her poor friend.

"Thanks Opal, I should have." her tears stopped streaming. " could you guys help me with some thing else? Its been bugging me for a while, do you know what 'Bring the four together to defeat the darkness' means? It was written by Ravenclaw to her heir if that helps," her friends thought for a minute.

" Well, to defeat something you need a weapon, the most common weapon at that time was a sword. What?" everyone was staring at Marie in disbelief, she was normally very ditsy. "I was only thinking rationally. I think we need the four swords of the founders."

"I have two already. We only need Slytherin's and Hufflepuff's." Ginny grinned, thinking of Dumbledore giving her Gryffindor's sword.

"We just get a Hufflepuff and Slytherin in mortal peril give them the sorting hat and let it do its thing. We'll get the swords and a good laugh too. Hey, why don't we take one from each house, one for each!" Emily smiled, her fangs very evident.

"What are four Gryffindors doing in the Forbidden Forest with a Nundu? Oh, Gin! There you are. Guess what? I'm married! Sirius married me! I'm officially Mrs. Black isn't that wonderful."

"Great Cuwen, but why wasn't I called, I wanted to be maid of honor! You better have a redue reception with me included. Anyway, can you get Harry, a Ravenclaw, Ernie Macmillan, and Draco into the forest please we have some important things to take care of." Ginny said in one breath.

"Okay, sure." she fingered the plunger now latched on her belt.

"Why do you always carry that pink plunger everywhere you go?" asked the girls.

"Later, girls, later," with that she was off. A few seconds later she had the four boys in toe. They had no idea that the whizzing noise they heard overhead, was the sorting hat. Entering the forest, Cuwen stayed behind, They won't know what hit them. Laughing madly, she ran to the castle, waving her plunger screaming "To the Kitchens."

"Come to us, come," the voices of women reached the boy's ears, they followed, hypnotized. The trail ended in a four way split.

"Harry, come!" he walked on a trail, towards the voice.

"Draco, come!" he did the same on another path.

"Ernie, come!" so did he.

"Come, Ravenclaw" and him.

Harry met Ginny, his face suddenly white with fear. She explained to him everything. Draco met the dragon, Opal shrieked for the hat. It came and Draco stuck it on his head. He was almost knocked out as the sword of Slytherin fell on his head, shacking, he brandished the sword, trembling. Laughing, Opal snatched the sword and the sorting hat in her mouth and flew off. Ernie met a vampire, Emily hissed licking her fangs. Opal dropped the sorting hat on Ernie's head and the sword of Slytherin on the ground, the Hufflepuff sword now in Ernie's trembling hand. Emily snorted at the look on the boy's face as he slipped into a feint. Taking the swords, she set off to find Ginny. The Ravenclaw found himself at the lake, the calling coming from its depths. Marie, bring Mediterranean was beautiful. She pulled him under the water and pretended to try to eat him. Screaming underwater he fought his way to the shore, not noticing a figure get out to the forest.

The girls were laughing so hard when they congregated that tears ran down their cheeks. Each got their captives, while in human form, to the castle in one piece. Running to the R&R (Room of Requirement), the tears that the boys thought were shed on their behalf were actually from laughter.

Kitchens

Cuwen looked at their faces. "No Miss, don't hurt us. Dobby don't want us to get hurt Miss." a house elf pleaded. Her mind was far behind, in a way it ran away from the Malay of the situation. The only thought that was in her head shouted to her "kill!".

Her mind returned before she dealt a single blow. Laughing madly, which happens when her mind leaves and returns, she ran to the R&R.

R&R

"What happened Cuwen?" (AN: Everyone who really matters to Ginny knows who Cuwen and Sirius.) Opal looked at the plunger suspiciously.

"I was put in Azkaban because I was responsible for a house elf massacre ten years ago." she said this in gales of laughter. It was a good thing that no one in the room really cared about house elves.

What they were going to do that night was filling them with a mad energy no one human would understand. An insane one, a vampire, a siren, a dragon, and a tri (the last three together, Ginny) together around four swords, waiting. The swords fed on that energy, glowing and trembling. They became 1 a gold hilt, a silver blade, a blue rose seemed to bloom in front of them on the hilt. Engraved on the blade it was written: dnif eht srednuof esor.

"Find the founders sword," they repeated in the silence.

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