MR.BUBBLES

Frodo ran downhill. He noticed Uruks closing in and hid behind a tree. It just so happened that the tree was near Merry and Pippin's hideout.

PIPPIN: Frodo! Hide here quick!

Frodo shook his head, and tossed them a few crackers.

PIPPIN: (to Merry) What's he doing?

MERRY: (to Pippin) Looks like he's striking off on his own. Goodbye Frodo! About time too.

Pippin leaped out of his hole in dismay.

PIPPIN: No! He's got my crackers!

MERRY: Pippin! The Uruks will see us! (looking at Frodo) Run, Frodo. We'll take care of this.

Frodo obliged. Merry grabbed Pippin, handed him his bottle of Mr. Bubbles, and told him to put on his sombrero for camouflage. Merry did the same.

PIPPIN: Hey Merry. Merry? Merrrry! Where are you? Merry?!! Who's that purple dinosaur?

MERRY: I'm right here, stupid. Who's the purple dinosaur in front of me? Where are you? And why is the dinosaur holding Pippin's bottle of Mr. Bubbles?

PIPPIN: I am holding my bubbles...

The two purple dinosaurs stared at each other.

MERRY/PIPPIN: EEEEEK!!!!!

ADVANCING URUKS: Hai! EEEK!

Merry and Pippin clumsily began blowing bubbles for dear life.

URUKS: Ooo!

The Uruks stopped to pop the bubbles, giggling.