BARNEY IS EVERYWHERE
Meanwhile Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli were watching TV with a few slacker Uruks.
And Sam was running through the trees, yelling.
SAM: Lassie! RUUUUUUUDYYYYY! Laaaaasssssie! LASSIE! RUDYYYYYY!
And Frodo was standing on the banks of the Yellow Brick River.
FRODO: What am I going to do? I wish Gandalf was here. Randy was a monkey to trap him like that...Randy! sob
GANDALF:(voiceover) Some things that die deserve death, and some things that live deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be so eager to call other people monkeys. Have you ever seen a monkey?
FRODO: Gandalf? You're alive!
GANDALF: No spoilers!
FRODO: (wisely) Oh. Okay. (changes subject loudly) This is a problem. How to get to the other side. My RAFTABLE™ is sunk. The Ring? No. The Mad Scientist's sombrero? Worth a try.
Frodo put the hat on. Jumping into the River, Frodo found that he floats just fine, but his paddling wasn't very efficient.
FRODO: This is going to take a while.
Meanwhile Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli were watching TV with a few slacker Uruks.
And Sam was running through the trees, yelling.
SAM: Lassie! RUUUUUUUDYYYYY! Laaaaasssssie! LASSIE! RUDYYYYYY!
And Frodo was standing on the banks of the Yellow Brick River.
FRODO: What am I going to do? I wish Gandalf was here. Randy was a monkey to trap him like that...Randy! sob
GANDALF:(voiceover) Some things that die deserve death, and some things that live deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be so eager to call other people monkeys. Have you ever seen a monkey?
FRODO: Gandalf? You're alive!
GANDALF: No spoilers!
FRODO: (wisely) Oh. Okay. (changes subject loudly) This is a problem. How to get to the other side. My RAFTABLE™ is sunk. The Ring? No. The Mad Scientist's sombrero? Worth a try.
Frodo put the hat on. Jumping into the River, Frodo found that he floats just fine, but his paddling wasn't very efficient.
FRODO: This is going to take a while.