CORPSES HAVE ARRIVED
PURPLE DINOSAUR #1: I'm out of bubbles.
PURPLE DINOSAUR #2: Me too.
Merry tossed his empty Mr. Bubbles bottle into his sack, and rubbed his head vigorously, knocking off the hat. Pippin removed his hat too.
PIPPIN: My! It's good to be a hafling again!
URUKS: Hafling? HAI!!!!
The Uruks charged. Merry and Pippin ran in the opposite direction, only to meet more Uruks. Suddenly Boromir appeared. Boromir heroically drew his last bottle of green ketchup, and squirt it over the Uruks. Naturally the Uruks stopped to lick it off themselves. Immediately they dropped their weapons, produced a boom box, and started shouting U-R-U-K! to the tune of the YMCA. Merry, Pippin and Boromir stared in astonishment, then joined in.
URUK: Uuuu! R! Uu-K! COME ON EVERYBODY NOW! Uuu! R! Uu-K!!!! hay hay hay! Uuuu! R! Uu-K!!!!
The noise brought Lurtz, who shut off the music. He looked around with a scowl that could make raisins out of milk.
LURTZ: Who started this?
Hoping to avoid torture, the guilty Uruks pointed at Boromir.
URUKS: He did!
Boromir felt faint, and sank to the ground.
BOROMIR: I think...I'm dying...that was my last bottle of ketchup...no crackers...darn Frodo...
LURTZ: Bob! Take the Haflings! I'll take care of this.
Lurtz, unaware that the noise was also noticed by Aragorn & co, aims to finish off the dying Boromir with his shriveling gaze.
ARAGORN: Argh!!!!
Aragorn jumped on Lurtz's back, tripping him.
LURTZ: Hai! (dies)
Aragorn rushed over to Boromir, followed at a distance by Gimli and Legolas.
BOROMIR: They took the Little ones! Frodo! Where is Frodo? He has my crackers!
ARAGORN: I let Frodo go.
BOROMIR: Then you did what I could not. I was so hungry. Now I'm dying. I have no crackers. No ketchup. And my people are all going to die! Die! DIE!
ARAGORN: Not while I have strength left.
BOROMIR: Do you have some crackers?
ARAGORN: Nooo, sorry...Frodo...yeah...
BOROMIR: groan It is hopeless. (Dies)
ARAGORN: Be at peace, Son of Gondor.
Aragorn planted his mouth on a distinctly green spot on Boromir's forehead. He smacked his lips happily.
ARAGORN: The last of the green ketchup. Wonder where I can find more...And I still feel a sorta fairytale with you...
LEGOLAS/GIMLI: sniffle
PURPLE DINOSAUR #1: I'm out of bubbles.
PURPLE DINOSAUR #2: Me too.
Merry tossed his empty Mr. Bubbles bottle into his sack, and rubbed his head vigorously, knocking off the hat. Pippin removed his hat too.
PIPPIN: My! It's good to be a hafling again!
URUKS: Hafling? HAI!!!!
The Uruks charged. Merry and Pippin ran in the opposite direction, only to meet more Uruks. Suddenly Boromir appeared. Boromir heroically drew his last bottle of green ketchup, and squirt it over the Uruks. Naturally the Uruks stopped to lick it off themselves. Immediately they dropped their weapons, produced a boom box, and started shouting U-R-U-K! to the tune of the YMCA. Merry, Pippin and Boromir stared in astonishment, then joined in.
URUK: Uuuu! R! Uu-K! COME ON EVERYBODY NOW! Uuu! R! Uu-K!!!! hay hay hay! Uuuu! R! Uu-K!!!!
The noise brought Lurtz, who shut off the music. He looked around with a scowl that could make raisins out of milk.
LURTZ: Who started this?
Hoping to avoid torture, the guilty Uruks pointed at Boromir.
URUKS: He did!
Boromir felt faint, and sank to the ground.
BOROMIR: I think...I'm dying...that was my last bottle of ketchup...no crackers...darn Frodo...
LURTZ: Bob! Take the Haflings! I'll take care of this.
Lurtz, unaware that the noise was also noticed by Aragorn & co, aims to finish off the dying Boromir with his shriveling gaze.
ARAGORN: Argh!!!!
Aragorn jumped on Lurtz's back, tripping him.
LURTZ: Hai! (dies)
Aragorn rushed over to Boromir, followed at a distance by Gimli and Legolas.
BOROMIR: They took the Little ones! Frodo! Where is Frodo? He has my crackers!
ARAGORN: I let Frodo go.
BOROMIR: Then you did what I could not. I was so hungry. Now I'm dying. I have no crackers. No ketchup. And my people are all going to die! Die! DIE!
ARAGORN: Not while I have strength left.
BOROMIR: Do you have some crackers?
ARAGORN: Nooo, sorry...Frodo...yeah...
BOROMIR: groan It is hopeless. (Dies)
ARAGORN: Be at peace, Son of Gondor.
Aragorn planted his mouth on a distinctly green spot on Boromir's forehead. He smacked his lips happily.
ARAGORN: The last of the green ketchup. Wonder where I can find more...And I still feel a sorta fairytale with you...
LEGOLAS/GIMLI: sniffle