BARNEY WON FIRST PLACE ON THE SWIM TEAM
Sam was still running. He finally reached the beach, but saw nothingexcept a purple dinosaur halfway across the river.
SAM: RUDY!! Ruuuu.....I mean, uh, Mister Frodooooo! Where are you????!
FRODO: I'm right here Samfool Ohgee! Go away. I'm going to Mordor alone!
SAM: (to himself) Mister Frodo is a purple dinosaur? Ah well. He has the crackers. The question is: how do I get halfway across the river too? The Ring? No. Don't have it. The Mad Scientist's sombrero? Hmm. Worth a try.
Sam donned the hat and jumped into the water.
Sam was still running. He finally reached the beach, but saw nothingexcept a purple dinosaur halfway across the river.
SAM: RUDY!! Ruuuu.....I mean, uh, Mister Frodooooo! Where are you????!
FRODO: I'm right here Samfool Ohgee! Go away. I'm going to Mordor alone!
SAM: (to himself) Mister Frodo is a purple dinosaur? Ah well. He has the crackers. The question is: how do I get halfway across the river too? The Ring? No. Don't have it. The Mad Scientist's sombrero? Hmm. Worth a try.
Sam donned the hat and jumped into the water.