FORD

by ESM

My revamped FOTR parody. Yes, it has alot of chapters, but they're short. I suggest reading no more than three at a time.

60. All Inventors Have Their Critics

ALL INVENTORS HAVE THEIR CRITICS

Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli finished tying the last empty ketchup bottles to Boromir's corpse.

GIMLI: Are you sure it'll float, Leggy?

LEGOLAS: Positive.

The three unceremoniously carried the unwieldy funeral float to the river and dropped it in. It sank.

GIMLI: Positive it wouldn't sink, eh Leggy?

LEGOLAS: Uh...

Gimli laughed, only to be stopped short by the reappearance of Boromir.

LEGOLAS: It floats.

GIMLI: ....