PROPER NOMENCLATURE IS PREFERRED
Aragorn surveyed the landscape.
ARAGORN: What are those two purple dinosaurs climbing out on the opposite side of the river?
LEGOLAS: Dunno...
Frodo and Sam took off their hats with relief.
LEGOLAS: Hurry! Frodo and Sam have reached the Eastern shore!
Aragorn stared disinterestedly.
LEGOLAS: You mean not to follow them?
ARAGORN: Didn't you get the memo?
Legolas pouted.
LEGOLAS: Why does everybody keep asking me questions I don't know the answer to?
GIMLI: So now what?
ARAGORN: We follow Merry and Pippin.
GIMLI: Ah yes. They were always the more amusing pair of the hobbits.
ARAGORN (sternly): They may also have some crackers.
LEGOLAS & GIMLI: OW! Let's go then!
ARAGORN: First, we must name our clique. 'Tis the PROPER thing to do. The Fellowship is broken. What shall we call us three hungry hunters?
LEGOLAS: Three Hungry Hunters is fine with me.
GIMLI: Yes!
ARAGORN: Good. Let us hunt some orc.
LEGOLAS: Don't you mean crackers? Orcs taste kinda...orcish, ya know?
ARAGORN: Duh.
Reinvigorated with a new purpose in life....the quest for crackers...the "Three Hungry Hunters" dashed away in the opposite direction they had last seen the Uruks pursue.
Aragorn surveyed the landscape.
ARAGORN: What are those two purple dinosaurs climbing out on the opposite side of the river?
LEGOLAS: Dunno...
Frodo and Sam took off their hats with relief.
LEGOLAS: Hurry! Frodo and Sam have reached the Eastern shore!
Aragorn stared disinterestedly.
LEGOLAS: You mean not to follow them?
ARAGORN: Didn't you get the memo?
Legolas pouted.
LEGOLAS: Why does everybody keep asking me questions I don't know the answer to?
GIMLI: So now what?
ARAGORN: We follow Merry and Pippin.
GIMLI: Ah yes. They were always the more amusing pair of the hobbits.
ARAGORN (sternly): They may also have some crackers.
LEGOLAS & GIMLI: OW! Let's go then!
ARAGORN: First, we must name our clique. 'Tis the PROPER thing to do. The Fellowship is broken. What shall we call us three hungry hunters?
LEGOLAS: Three Hungry Hunters is fine with me.
GIMLI: Yes!
ARAGORN: Good. Let us hunt some orc.
LEGOLAS: Don't you mean crackers? Orcs taste kinda...orcish, ya know?
ARAGORN: Duh.
Reinvigorated with a new purpose in life....the quest for crackers...the "Three Hungry Hunters" dashed away in the opposite direction they had last seen the Uruks pursue.