FORD

by ESM

My revamped FOTR parody. Yes, it has alot of chapters, but they're short. I suggest reading no more than three at a time.

62. Obsessive Behavior, Perhaps

OBSESSIVE BEHAVIOR? MAYBE?

Mean while, Frodo and Sam stood on a hill staring EAST.

FRODO: Mordor.Wonder if there's an opening for K-mart there. I hear there's alot of people in Mordor.

SAM: Have a cracker?

FRODO: I don't suppose we'll ever see the others again.

SAM: Cracker?

FRODO: You are such a nuisance.

SAM: Cracker?

FRODO: Do you want the cracker for me or for you?

SAM: Cracker.....

Sam fainted.

FRODO: Um.