Author: Pendragon
Beta Reader: Pah. Are you implying I can't spell?
Main Characters: Hermione & Severus Snape. Also featuring Draco, Harry and Ron.
Disclaimer (1): I am not in posession of Harry Potter or related charcaters.
Summary: What if the TimeTurner was made illegal for wizards and witches under 18 for a reason? What if Lily and James think their son's a prude? Or worse, a mama's boy?! Oh, the horror!
Hermione Granger woke up two days later, having relived funny memories, sad memories, and to her horror, romantic memories. Hurridly she pushed these memories to the back of her head and lept up from her bed.
She was in her rooms, encased in the large four poster bed and silk hangings. The whole room was a creamy colour, with a gold border. It had four shelves of books, crammed back to back, a neat and tidy desk and a shelf of muggle objects.
Skitterin madly across the floor she looked down to find she was neatly dressed in a short silk nightgown os pale blue and bare feet. Madly she grabbed her dressinggown, which matched, and threw her slippers onto her feet. They too were blue silk with curled toes and blue saphires.
She raced down the corridors, madly using her wand to neaten herself up, pushed past the headboy Draco Malfoy and ran straight into Harry and Ron, asleep outside the comman room.
He picked herself up from the corridor where she had landed, and ran on upstairs. Thankfully, most people were still eating breakfast.
In the hospital wing all was quiet. Stirrings were beginning in the far corner where the time travellers lay tossing fitfully. Lily Evans was woken up by the gentle slapping of feet outside and the small wollop as the door flew open. She gradually opened her eyes, only to find herself being lept upon by Hermione.
"Lily!" squeled her best friend, and hugged her wildly.
It only took a second for Lily to realise the potion had worked and Hermione remembered them, and once that second had ended she was dancing around on the bed, arms around Hermione.
"Mione!" came a shout from the other bed, and she lept straight from Lily, who released her unwillingly, onto Remus' bed and jumped wildly up and down while he clmabered out of his bed, grabbed her and cuddeled her.
Srius and James were still asleep, but then, they slept through just about everything.
Hurridly Hermione summoned up a beaker of water, posistioned it over Sirius' head while Lily kissed James awake, and dropped it.
Sirius sprang awake with a yowl, fell out of bed tangeled in his sheets and then deigned it worthy to open his eyes. He found himself looking at a familiar pair of slippers.
"Mrhghzuiods?" he asked blearily, and Hermione laughed before hauling him to his feet.
"Good morning O Padfoot."
"Hermione!" he screeched and flung himself onto her, hugging her regardlessof the fact he was only in his boxers and a slipping down sheet.
James too gathered them into a hug and there was a babble of confused talk for a few moments. At precisely the same time three things happened.
Madame Promfrey bustled up and looked astounded, and then boxed Remus' ears who was cloest to her, shrieking slightly at him for being out of bed. Apparantly he had only just woken up from severe concussion.
Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley burst into the hospital wing, screaming for Hermione, and attempting to wrestle her away from Sirus, who glared at Ron and held onto her.
And finally, professor Dumbeldore and Snape slid out of the fireplace, dusted themselves down and were hit by a barrage of noise. And then Hermione and Sirius.
Hermione landed straight on top of Severus Snape, knocking both of them backwards onto the floor, sprawled unelegantly. Sirus catapulted the headmaster to a bed and fell on top of him. Aghast, he scrambeled off and offered a hand to his teacher.
"I'm sorry professor Dumbeldore!" he murmered, and helped the aged man up.
Remus, who had struggled away from the matron was watching Hermione and Severus, still tangled together on the floor. Neither said anything until Hermione began to pick herself off the floor, pink tingeing her cheeks. She noticed after close scrutiny that her professor was also colouring slightly, and smiled.
"I see you have worked out why my former self was being chased through the corridors by the mauraders, miss Granger." He said silkily and waved his wand. A stricken look appeared on her face and she rolled straight off him and stood up, dusting herself down.
Noticing Harry and Ron, she smiled wanely at them. They didn't notice. Harry was too busy gaping at his 'father' who was glaring at Snape, and Ron was eyeing up Lily, apparantly unaware of who she was. Hermione coughed slightly. They still didn't notice. She sighed; desperate times call for desperate measures.
"Harry! Ron! We have potions in five minutes!"
Well, that worked well, she reflected, watching the paniced looks on their faces and they way they ran for the door, almost colliding in their desperation to escape the wrath of their professor.
"I haven't done my homework!" echoed down the hospital wing until madame Promfrey finally put them out of their misery and told them today was Saturday. Sheepishly they trooped back.
"I told you we'd find you." Remarked Remus to Hermione, who smiled broadly at them.
"You did. Welcome, O Mauraders and Lily, to my time!"
"I am so glad you remember us," whispered Lily in her ear, "I was worried about you. You just left us."
"Lily, I would never, ever just leave you. I was sucked into my own time again. But at the moment, I'm not even sure which is my own time."
"Doesn't matter, does it?" Sirius was happy enough apparantly, "We're here now."
"You don't mean I have to teach them again! I had thought I'd got rid of them!" A desprairing shriekd came from outside the Hospital wing, and professor Macgonogall swept in, holding a handkerchiekf tightly in one hand. Professor Flitwick was right behind her, crying into another hanky.
"Now, now, Minerva, Fabial." Dumbeldore spoke soothingly. "Calm down."
"Were we really that bad?" whispered James to Lily, who grinned and nodded, arm firmly around Hermione's waist.
"And now they're corrupting Hermione." Murmered Macgonogall, "What did I do wrong?"
"Who are they?" asked Lily, which no one had yet managed to ask despite the obviousnessof the question. She was indicating towards Harry and Ron.
"These are Ronald Weasley, don't panic miss Granger, I do know what I'm doing, and Harry Potter." Dumbeldore glanced at everyone before he said this.
James sneered and Lily looked thoroughly shocked. Harry was watching his father carefully.
"Ah, is there anything to eat around here?" interrupted Remus Lupin carefully, seeing the warning signs of a major erruption on James' face.
"Could we go down to the Great Hall?" Hermione adressed this to Dumbeldore, who gave a nod of assent.
"Excellent!" chimed in Sirius, and pulled Hermione to her feet; she had been perched on Lily's bed.
"Sirius! I can't go down like this!" she laughed, smacking him lightly around the head as he attempted to tug her from the hospital wing.
"You have before!" shouted James, completely ignoring Harry, and seizing Hermione's other hand.
"That was a dare!" she was dragged away to a breakfast of tuna salad, protesting only slightly.
Author's note: Yo peoples! I must apologise, no kissy-kissy for a little while yet. I.e at least four chapters. Sorry! ducks mouldy tennis shoe
To Kyra Invictus Black
Hello. Having a mushroom living in your head is wonderful. Lunther is a pfefelinger mushroom who enjoys painting my brain different colours, acts as a muse, corrupts my innocent stories into Rs and generally annoys my friends so much they feel the need to beat me savagly. He also means I can have three way conversations with me, myself and my mushroom in maths class, but when my invisable dragon Agurinius joins in it gets very confusing. At the moment he's on holiday because I have mocks and he doesn't like sitting in a head full of maths!
Very, good, stealing names! Good, good, good. Everyone should steal names. I'm sure Lunther would say the same if he wasn't in Ireland but, there you go!
Thankyou for your review!
To spearsister
Thankyou for your review. Personally, being a lazy git, I re-save my work in Microsoft Word in HTML stayle, rather than normal. Then just upload it, and it's all sorted out. Alternately, save it as a website. There is fancy jargon you can use, but most of the time fanfic.com doesn't accept it! And, ho boy, is it going to lead to interesting stuff. I can safely I'll be getting a few more 'Are you drunk?' reviews before this story's wended its way!
To FellowshipFanatic
Grrr, down with the fellowship! Up with Sauron the mighty! You've chosen a dubious subject to review to…I update in drabs, with occasional month long pauses in between! I'm sorry! Anyway, thankyou for adding me to your favourites! I fell honoured * sniff *
To Nikki
Awww, a pleasure. Yeah, I reckoned he couldn't hang around with Sirius Black and not be evil mwahaha well, mildly naughty anyway. My mate Carabunni (yay!) is so completely obsessed with Remus that I get it in one ear and then in the other, so this is really to apease her before she bites my head off. Glad you liked!
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