A/N: Yes, yes, I know, most of my fics don't actually have KP (the
character) in them, so I thought I'd write one where at least a few songs
have KP related things rather than my original characters. Please enjoy,
and yes, I take requests! Ladies and gentlemen, this is PROOF that people
with no mind should not write.
Jessie Barkin
Jessie Barkin
If she don't scare ya,
We don't think the Trunchbull will...
She'd definitely scare the bravest of men,
Look out for Jessie Barkin
The volume of her voice, the fierceness of her glare
All innocent freshmen had better beware.
She's three times the villain as Dr. Drakken,
Look out for Jessie Barkin
At first ya think her class ain't so bad,
Then after you're failin'
You come to realize she's definitely crazy mad,
Look out for Jessie Barkin...
This insane, mad woman
This crazy blonde beast
We think her favorite pastime
Is yelling at her eldest niece.