Syd: (singing) I'm gonna be a great agent,
So henchmen better beware...

Jessie: (singing) Something tells me the bigtime villains
Won't really give a care...

Syd: (singing) I'm gonna be the greatest fighter
Like no FBI employee before
I'm brushin' up on uppercuts
I'm workin' on beatin' henchmen sore!

Jessie: (laughs, spoken) Thus far, you're not doing so well.

Sam: (spoken) She's gonna drive them all to He-

Jessie/Syd: (spoken) SAM!

Sam: (spoken) Sorry.

Syd: (Singing) Oh, I just can't wait to be an agent!

Jessie: (spoken) You've got a long way to go, Sydney Ren, if you think...

Syd: (singing) No one saying 'Do this!'

Jessie: (spoken) Wh-when I said that I...

Sam: (singing) No one saying 'Be there!'

Jessie: (spoken) Well I...you....arh...

Syd: (singing) No one sayin' 'Stop that!'

Jessie: (spoken) But I...um...

Syd: (singing) No one saying 'See here!'

Jessie: (Spoken) Now see here!

Syd: (singing) Free to kick clone butt all day!

Jessie: (spoken) You will not!

Syd: (singing) I'm gonna deactivate 'em all my way!

Jessie: (spoken) I think it's time, Sydney Ren, we arranged a heart-to-
heart...

Syd: (singing) FBI agents don't need advice from crazy aunts for a start!

Jessie: (Spoken) If this is where the government is headed
Count me out!
Out of Middleton
Out of America
I'm not hanging about!
This teenager's getting slightly annoying

Syd: (singing) Hey, once I'm there, there'll be no more reprimanding!
Everybody look left
Everybody look right!
Everywhere ya look,
I'm standing in the spotlight!

Agents: (Singing) Let every agent go for broke and sing
Let's hear it in the gym and the west wing

Sam: (Singing) She's gonna be a huge accident!

Syd: (spoken) Hey!

Agents: (Singing) Oh she just can't wait...

Syd: TO BE AN AGENT!