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Director: Welcome Draco! This is.. well your new home!

Hermoine: .:grumbles:.

Director: Oh...you..beaver or squirrel or whatever you are! Get over here! Draco needs another nine bottles of gel for his hair! And hurry! We go on air in... 10 minutes!

Hermoine: BEAVER?!?!? SQUIRREL!?!? I'll have you know that I am a full-fledged-

Draco: Mudblood. .:smirks and snickers:.

Fangirls who just happened to be there at that exact moment: .:snickers then sighs at Draco's smirk:.

Harry: .:walks in:. I'm HERE!!!!

Fangirls: .:applause rapidly then start a cheer:. Yaaaaaay Harry! Gooooo Harry! Yay! Yay! Yay! Go! Go! Go! HARRY!

Hermoine: .:comes back with nine bottles of gel:. Here.

Director: Oh! I almost forgot! You have a new job!

Hermoine: What??? .:lightens up:.

Director: You are our new Top Fangirl!!!! Our old one had to retire from a stampede at Durmstrang. You know, where your "boyfriend" goes. .:nudges her:.

Hermoine: FANGIRL?!?! Wha-

Director: No time for questions! Just worship Draco and Harry! Ready! 3...2...1...action!

.:Powerpuff girls theme song comes on:.

Director: .:hisses:. WRONG ONE!

.:Music stops abruptly and news music comes on:.

Draco: Welcome to another episode of S.I.W.B.T.G. I am your new anchor, Draco Malfoy. .:Smiles:.

Fangirls: .:SIIIIGH:.

Fan Girl 1: Hermoine! Get with it!

Hermoine: .:says:. Gee.. Sigh. He is just so dreamy.

Harry: And I am your "old but still like new" anchor, host with the most, dreamy Hollywood actor- WAIT! S.I.W.B.T.G.??? What is that??

Draco: Slytherin is way better than Gryffindor. I thought you were smarter than that Potter.

Harry: .:to director:. Is he allowed to do that??

Director: Yeah, he boosted our ratings! Your old news! He's hot! He's new! He's... NOT YOU! HAHAHA I rhymed! .:skips off:. HEY EVERYBODY I RHYMED!

Whole cast and crew: .:cheers:.

Draco: Now to our new Top Fangirl. Not yours, only mine. Hermoine Mudblood GRANGER!

Hermoine: Very Funny.

Director: .:makes action of slitting her throat:. Be. Preppy.

Hermoine: .:rolls eyes:. Like hi y'all! I am your new like Top Fangirl! Here to like... Guide you to fangirlism!!!! You want to be the top fangirl?? Well, like too bad! Its MY job! .:fangirl giggle:. Aren't like Harry and Draco HOTT today? OMIBUDDAH! I KNOW! They are like... sizzle and scorch! Back to you .:sigh:. Draco...

Draco: Well be back with the weather from Weasley after this break!

.:COMMERCIAL TIME!!!:.

Voldemort: Do the COOOOOOOLWHIP! oh!

Back Up Singers: Cool whip!

Voldemort: Hey you all!

B.U.S.: Do do the cool whip!

Voldemort: Its driving me... ca-razy!

B.U.S.: COOL WHIP!

Narrator: Now with new strawberry flavour!

.:End Commercial:.

Ron: .:Monotonously:. I was forbidden to sing anymore. Here is your weather forecast. 89 degrees at high noon. Low of 45 tonight. 47 tomorrow morning. Oh, ouch for that Quidditch match. Back to you Harry and Draco.

Draco: ITS DRACO AND HARRY!

Harry: No, no. I think he has it right.

Draco: .:eyes flash maliciously and fangirls squeal:. Oh really? .:pulls out wand:.

Harry: .:raises voice:. YEAH! .:pulls out HIS wand:.

Draco: AVADA KE-

Director: .:runs out:. STOOOOOOOOO- .:stops in front of them:. OOOOOO- .:20 minutes later:. OOOOOOOP!

Harry and Draco: WHAT?!?!

Director: THE RATINGS HAVE BOOSTED! MAKE THEM WAIT TILL NEXT WEEK TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS!

.: Captain Planet theme song comes on:.

Planeteers: Looting and polluting is not the way Hear what Captain Planet has to say!

Captain Planet: THE POWER IS YOURS!

Harry: .:runs into the scene:. AND DON'T LET DRACO BE YOUR SIDEKICK BECAUSE HE'LL STEAL ALL THE GLORY!

Draco: SIDEKICK?!?! I MAKE THE SHOW! WITHOUT ME IT WOULD BE... PATHETIC! A WHOLE "OH POOR ME" HARRY POTTER HOUR!

Fangirls: .:GASP!!!!:.

Director: .:turns camera away:. Until next time! .:hums the My Little Pony theme song:.