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This is a joint fic between Darker Dem0ns and V Shape otaku

Duo picked up the morning paper. He flipped through it, and checked the movie showings for the day. "Quatre!!Quatre!!" Duo jumped up and down in front of Quatre like a poodle begging for a dog biscuit.

"Where? Why? And how much does it cost?"

"Theater. Mission: Impossible 3. About thirty dollars if we all go."

"But, it's Sunday, shouldn't you be going to church or something?"

"No, not anymore."

"Why not?"

"I figured out that the father at the local church stopped using wine and began using grape juice."

"Oh…." Quatre reached into his pocket and pulled out his billfold. "Well… I'm not sure that I have enough money in my wallet right now and the bank is closed today."

"B-b-bu-but….Aishiteru… and … and …." Duo continues whining until he is completely non-understandable and is on the ground, hugging Quatre's knees. Finally he looks up and gives Quatre the 'puppy-dog eyes' "Please?" Duo asks, in his most childish, innocent, two-year-old tone.

"Oh fine then. Just as long as you talk Heero and the other two into going, it's fine by me."

"But… SubWoofer doesn't associate with me."

"Well, in order to go, you have to talk to all three."

Duo ran into Trowa's bedroom first to wake him up, as he is still asleep. Duo picked up Trowa's mask from his dresser, held it up to his face and tiptoed over to Trowa's bed.

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"TROWA!!!! MACAROONI HAS TAKEN OVER THE MINDS OF ELVES AND IS AIDING THE PURPLE TURKEYS IN THEIR ATTACK ON THE EARTH!!!! YOUR ASSISSTANCE IS NEEDED!!!!"

VSO

Duo then took a dramatic pose and grinned dementedly, then laughed maniacally enough to send chills down the spine Gateau Mocha (from Sorcerer Hunters a.k.a. Bakaretsu Hunters).

Trowa leaped out of his bed, showing that he slept in nothing more than his boxers, (exactly as Blitz first saw him.; -P) saw Duo and relaxed… a little.  "What the hell are you doing in here?"

"You are coming with us to go see" Duo paused dramatically, "Mission: Impossible 3."

"I don't have a choice, do I?"

"No."

"Give me the mask back."

"NOOOO!!!!!! I wanna keep it for Halloween."

"MYMASKGIVE IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!"

"No… I wanna scare little kids so that I can take their candy. And then… I eat the candy and get Quatre on the Zero system and we laugh like squirrels on crack."

"Isn't that why you carry that scythe on Halloween?"

"Ohh….yeah, that's right." Duo smiled and handed he mask back to Trowa. Before Trowa has a chance to reply, Duo runs out of the room and dashes into Heero's bedroom.

"WhatareyoudoingHeero? WhatareyoudoingHeero? WhatareyoudoingHeero? Huh? Huh? Huh? Do you have any candy?"

"Hnn."

Duo ran throughout Heero's overly organized bedroom and began digging through his drawers, (The ones in his dresser!!!), throwing out every piece of clothing he came to. Finally he reached the bottom of the drawer and saw a piece of black material… it was women's lingerie. Duo pulled it out of the drawer gently and held it up to the light. "Heero, whose is this?"

Heero turned to see what the hyper lunatic had absconded with this time. "DUO MAXWELL!!!!! PUT THAT DOWN!!!!!"

The sound of gunshots sounded throughout the house as Duo sped out of the room and into the kitchen where Quatre was still guarding his doughnuts. "Quatre! Look what I found in Heero's room!!" He held up the lingerie as a trophy of living to escape having been in Heero's room.

Quatre leaned over, mildly interested. "Whose are those?"

"I dunno, but just finding it made Heero really mad."

Heero stormed into the kitchen, still holding his revolver. "MAXWELL!!! GIVE THAT BACK, NOW!!!"

"Not until you tell me whose it is!!!"

"NO!!"

Trowa wandered into the kitchen and examined the situation. "Heero, when did you have a woman in this house?"

"None of your business, but last week."

"Last week? Since when did Heero Yuy bring women into the house? I thought that's what Quatre did." Duo grinned and leaned against the wall behind Quatre where he would be safe.

Quatre blushed furiously and looked back at Duo. "I've only had two different women in this house, and it's been two months since I have even spoken to Danielle."

"Well, you still had that one girl in the house for a solid week, and she only slept in your room, not the guest room." Trowa pulled a jelly-filled doughnut out of the box and began to eat it when Wufei walked into the room.

"What tragedy hath stricken this house now?" Wufei glared at the rest of the pilots.

Duo grinned and held out the lingerie. "I found this in Heero's room."

Wufei made an immediate grab for his nose and slithered back to the bathroom.

Trowa grinned in a way that is unique to anyone who has ever worked in a circus. "I guess he still hasn't matured. So, who was she, Heero?"

"Someone I've been seeing for quite a while."

"Relena?"

"Oh hell no!"

"Who?"

"No one any of you would know, so don't worry about it."

Duo leaned over Heero, who was now sitting at the table in the kitchen, and examined him. "That's funny, you look like the same Heero Yuy we've known all this time."

"Why is that?"

"He could never get anyone to date him except for Relena. She went with him because he was the object of her obsession. But, if you're dating someone else… she must have found you, right?"

"Well…. Actually, we ran into each other at the grocery store. Her car wouldn't start, so I took her home. After that, she told me that she wanted to repay me somehow, I said a date would be nice, and well…"

"Heero got a girlfriend!! He even did it without our help!! Quatre, check the skies for flying pigs."

Quatre humored Duo and looked out the window. He didn't see any flying pigs, but he did see Wufei fall out the second floor window and into the maple tree below. "No pigs, but Wufei just fell out of the window." Quatre opened the window he was looking from and stuck his head out of it. "Wufei! Do you need help?"

"NO! What kind of a weakling falls out of a window and gets stuck in a tree, then needs help?"

"Okay then." Quatre shut the window a sat back down on his stool.

Trowa looked at Quatre as he moved toward the window "Are you sure he doesn't need our help?"

"He said he didn't in his own way, but in ten minutes we'll go out and get him down."

-Ten minutes later-

Heero, Duo, Trowa and Quatre walk outside and look up the maple tree. Sure enough, Wufei is still stuck up there. Quatre look at Wufei, shakes his head and turns around. "I'll go get a ladder."

Trowa looked at the tree, then Wufei, then ground, then the tree again. "No. I can get it." In one graceful leap, Trowa has perched on the largest branch in the tree. Trowa looked closer at where Wufei was, angrily struggling to get his belt off, as that was what held him to the tree. "Wufei, hold still, you're shaking that branch so much, I can't really help you."

DD

Duo grinned and ran at the tree full speed ramming into the tree as hard as he could shaking it so hard that Wufei's belt snapped and he headed head first at the ground. "GOD DAMN IT, MAXWELL, THAT REALLY HURT!!" Wufei stumbled to his feet holding his nose, which was throbbing by that time and had turned red. Duo grinned at him, "Well, you wanted out of the tree didn't you? It was the quickest way I could think of!"

Quatre came back and looked at Wufei who was still screaming at Duo who was still laughing and then to Trowa, who was still in the tree.

VSO

"You really didn't have do that, Duo"

"Well, I saw the opportunity and I took it."

"You could have warned me." Trowa said lightly. He checked his balance and back-flipped out of the tree, landing gracefully on his feet.

Duo grinned and clapped his hands. "Can you do magic tricks too?"

"No."

"Do you sell cotton candy?"

"No."

DD

"Well, do you run around with pots on your head screaming at the top of your lungs getting really hyper off candy and laugh like a carnie?"

VSO

"No."

"Then… you're PsuedoCarnie!!! You're not an actual carnie, you just play one on TV."

"Hnn."

"Are we still going to the Movie Theater?" Trowa crossed his arms, glaring at Duo.

Wufei wiped blood from his nose and tried to act like he couldn't feel the immense pain. "What do you mean 'Are we still going'? I never got invited."

"Well, we're all going to the theater to go and see Mission: Impossible 3." Quatre said in that matter-of-fact tone that automatically made everyone shut up.