(HA!! She picks the worst time 2 let me have the keyboard!) When all seven of them had found their seats and Washu and Duo had discovered that popcorn was very fun to throw at people and "share", the movie started and the overly disgruntled employee, Craig (A.N.-Washu glares at Ryoko in annoyance 4 using this name), stood in the back watching the group to make sure…Duo didn't sneeze wrong, or anything like that. Duo reached over towards the popcorn and eyed the crowd for a victim. He finally spotted an older couple sitting about 10 feet away from him to his left. He broke into one of those sugar high grins and grabbed a handful of popcorn, Washu shot him a quizzical look, "Duo?" she whispered looking at him, "what are you doing??" "Um, nothing?!" Washu gave him a skeptic look, "Your gonna throw popcorn at people ain't ya!" Duo grinned widely, "Never!" Washu smirked. "Ow!!" She reached up and rubbed her ear, "What the fuck!" She turned around to see Ryoko glaring at her, "Shut up!" "You threw a gobstopper at me!!" Washu's and Duo's faces were a look of mock horror, Duo sobbed, "What a waste of good sugar!!" Washu glared, "So I'm a waste huh?" Duo looked up, "No, Of course not!!! I didn't mean it like that!!" Washu grinned. "I know, just saying!" Duo looked around for the couple that he was going to make victim to his evil reign of undead bovine. (A.N For explanation of the undead bovine, go 2 www.mutedfaith.com and take the role playing quiz, thank you and have a good year filled with alien frogs that will take over the mind of the undead bovine and-Duo clamps hand over Washu's mouth). Duo found the couple and smirked, He contemplated the angle, direction, breeze direction, popcorn size, and other random things that would help him hit his targets. He took aim, and threw the popcorn, (A.N He missed miserably) Washu began to laugh her ass off as the popcorn landed in front of a three-year-old child who looked quizzically at the ceiling in confusion. The child tugged at his dad's shirtsleeve, "Daddy!! God's giving me presents!!" The man looked at him in confusion, "Hun, I think your seeing things." Duo pouted in annoyance, "so not fair!" Washu laughed, "Ya missed!" Craig came over and slammed his fist into Duos head. "I told you to be quiet!!" Duo looked at Craig in confusion, "One, was that supposto hurt, two, no u didn't." Craig looked at Duo in annoyance, "You son of a bitch!" Washu rolled her eyes, "Scamper off, go on, shoo!" Craig sat down in-between Washu and Duo, "Are you seeing anyone?" Craig grinned happily and held Washu's hands and prayed. Duo debated for a moment before grabbing the back of Craig's neck and hissing in his ear, "She's mine." Washu gave them a quizzical look, "I am?" Duo gave her his puppy dog eyes and made his bottom lip tremble. Craig reached behind his head and twisted Duo's arm. "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SHUT YOUR MOUTHS BEFORE I SHUT THEM FOR YOU!!!!!" Wufei stood up in an angry rage. "THIS IS INCONCEIVABLE!" Trowa looked up at him, "what happened to injustice?" "Shut up Barton!" Trowa smirked slightly and continued to watch the movie. Suddenly a large group of employees ran up and started screaming at the group of…eight… One of the females came forward "Excuse me but could all eight of you step out into the lobby?" Craig blushed a deep shade of crimson, "Eight! I-I'm not included in this group! I'm a employee!" The woman gave him a look of mock annoyance, "and your point would be?" "Sorry M'am." Craig stood and after shooting a glare at Duo marched into the lobby, Heero managed to get a 'Hnn" in at the woman before also going to the lobby, He was soon followed by the rest of the six. After all of the movie going people had been calmed enough to return to the movie peacefully…
"You eight have been disturbing the movie the ENTIRE time!!! I can't believe that all of you could be so, so infuriating and disrespectful! The entire movie going experience…" As the woman was babbling on and on the eight were talking among each other. Duo scurried up 2 the candy counter, Washu and Craig following close behind him. "I want cotton candy, and pixie sticks!" Duo grinned and waved a 50 around in the air. Washu snatched the money out of his hand. Duo gave her a confused look, "But, but, Washu!" Craig gave him a small grin and stuck his tongue out.
Quatre yawned, "Doesn't she know she's making us miss the movie?" He looked behind him for Trowa and Wufei, "Guys?" He looked over towards the snack counter, "Well, theirs Duo, beating the shit out of that weird freaky guy… Theirs Heero…um, still actually…listening to that chick…humm…" Suddenly a large crash is heard throughout the theater.
The woman went into hysterics as she stopped ranting about peace in her theater and saw Craig's head promptly smashed through the glass display candy case. Washu shook her head, "Why me?"
Ryoko looked at her watch, "Oh great." She grabbed Heeros shirt and pulled him back into the theater. Duo seeing this grabbed Washu and pulled Quartre on the way and ran into the Theater laughing like a lunatic monkey. When all eigh-...Err...seven, had gotten their seats, they soon noticed that they were being surrounded by (Dun-dun-dun-Dunn!!) An evil society of the undead bovine lead by the bartender that served Duo his drinks (A.N...humm…explanation…I think not.)!!! Wufei shrieked in fear, sounding strangely like a 5yr old girl on helium. Of course with the pilots luck this only angered the undead bovine more…so…of course, they took their weapons of mass destruction and began to advance towards the pilots. (A.N I know, I know, this is getting really odd, but hey, what do u want out of me, I'm obsessed with the undead bovine! Hey, maybe I should add Treize's twisted, demonic, vampiric legions of the undead that he likes to unleash on the unwitting morons that cross his path...hum)
Wufei grabbed Trowa's arm and whimpered helplessly. "Trowa! The undead zombies! Their after me! Help me!" Trowa looked down at Wufei who clung to his arm like a needy child begging for a toy, "Wufei…Their not zombies…their undead bovine…" "WHATEVER!" Ryoko and Heero had long ago snuck out of the angry zombified massful legions of undead bovine, and had gone into another movie hoping for some peace. So of course, we now have Duo, Washu, Quatre, and Trowa…Wufei is to scared to do anything, therefore he doesn't count. Quatre glanced up, "Holy mother of god…. we're surrounded by massful demonic legions of undead bovine!! WHAT DID WE DO TO JUSTIFY THIS!!!!!" Wufei stood up from his shriveled mass of unworthiness, "How dare you use the word justice!" Wufei scowled, "You know nothing of justice and worthiness! You bastard!" Wufei's rant on justice is stopped suddenly by the scythe of a angry undead bovine. Duo grins, "He…uh, she, uh, IT has a scythe! COOL! I want it!" The angry undead bovine growls angrly and lashes out at Duo with the scythe and deeply cuts (Deeply sobbing…damn u Heather, damn u!) his arm. Duo's face becomes a look of pure rage as he barrels through the mass amounts of angry bovine. "You stupid bastard bovine! Die! All of you assholes! Die, damn it! Die! And you, and you! Take that you cowardly scum! You! You're the one who cut me! Die! You! You cut me again! This is warrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Washu shook her head, "Duo, you freak. You didn't even realize that you left your wallet back here AND your candy…and your keys…what kind of dumbass gives you keys…especially to a car?!?!" Quatre blushed a deep shade of red. "Um, Uh, Miss Washu, that, um, would have to be me…Um, yea…" Washu looked at Quatre with a look of amazement. "Quatre, YOU gave him the keys!!"
Trowa cleared his throat, "If you two would please direct you attention to the left of the bus, you will see a large group of evil undead bovine that for some reason have decided to kill us. If you will please look to the right of the bus. You will see a man with long brown braided hair screaming at the top of his lungs at the undead bovine. And if you will look everywhere in general, you will see that Heero and Ryoko had snuck off along time ago…and although I don't want to know where the 'wild antisocial beasts' are, I have a good idea. And now class, if you will notice that the undead bovine are advancing on us with large weapons… and I do believe were all going to die…Thank you and please watch your step on the way out of the hydroplane."
Washu and Quatre exchanged looks, "Is he a bus tour guide?" Washu looking overly confused herself replied, "Well, to be honest, I think he WAS a bus tour guide, but then he became a teacher, and then a…well…maybe, a long shot but, a hydroplane pilot?" "I heard something about hydro some where in there. That's about it." Trowa rolled his eyes. "YOU BASTARDS!!!! GET AWAY! GET AWAY NOW! GO BACK TO THE depths from which you came!" "Must be Duo again." "Yep." Suddenly Craig bloody and bruised came out from the mass of Bovine, "I…am…alive…I…have…prevailed…once, again!" Craig falls onto the floor in a massive heap.
The undead bovine mumble among each other for a few moments till the tallest meanest evilest…looking…thing, came out and spoke…Yes, now we have evil demonic SPEAKING bovine! "We have come to a judgment." Wufei peeked up a little, "The only reason we have disturbed this theater is because of these two moronic bastards fighting. We get sick of it, we live in a theater! Can you even fathom how hard it is every week on week hearing you kids, in and out! Its ridicules!"
One of the bovine walk forward and drop Duo, Heero, and Ryoko into massive heaps onto the floor near Craig. Washu, Quatre, Trowa, and Wufei all realize suddenly that they could all die at any second, I mean come on…HEERO YUY…is on the floor…COMPLETELY unconscious!! What does that tell you! Quatre gives a freaked out look, "Dude, it means were all in serious shit!!" Everyone gives Quatre an odd look between stupidity, amazement, and that you-fucking-moron-were-the-main-characters-we-cant-die look.
Heero woke up and looked around him to see masses and masses…and masses of undead bovine, all round him…EVERYWHERE! He looked over to his right and saw the remaining 4 still…alive…then to his left to see Ryoko and Duo laying on the ground out cold. Heero reached down and felt the pocket of his jeans; his gun was still there, that was good. Maybe he would get to vent some anger after all.
The undead bovine that had been talking before continued, "All we ask of you is that you stay quiet and watch the movie!" Wufei stood up with one of his world famous cocky Wufei looks and said, "This is Injustice! How dare you tell US! The gundam pilots to do YOUR will! We are independent! We do what WE want! You have NO power over us!" The undead bovine gave Wufei a odd look of confusion, Quatre shook his head, "Wufei, its not gonna work!" Wufei gave Quatre a confused look, "But…it worked on that Jared guy…" Just as the undead bovine was about to say something else a McDonalds worker came running in with a enraged look on his face. "THERE YOU ARE!!!!! ALL OF YOU! BACK TO THE REFRIDGERATOR! NOW!!" the undead bovine gave a look of distress and turned toward the worker, "Yes Chadwick…" "Don't you Chadwick me, you bovine! Get moving! Now!" he turned around and looked at the pilots, "So terribly sorry about that, they do that ALL the time, I just don't know what to do about them, bovine you know, terribly grouchy, just don't know what to do about it. Well if you have anymore undead bovine problems just give me a call! The names Chadwick, Chadwick Merryweather Harding, Uh, The third." The bovine were rushed out of the building in a insane rage. As soon as they were gone Duo sat up grinning, "I WANT CANDY!!" everyone in the building fell down…except for Heero, Ryoko, and Craig…who were still on the ground. (A.N. I kno this is insane but hey, it works 4 me, I've gotten my obsession over undead bovine out now! I'm happy! )
Washu Jumped onto Duo's lap and grinned happily. "Chazzy Clause…i want a pony!" "A Pony? But…were not even dating!" Craig sat up, "BUT WE ARE!!!" Craig jumps onto Washu and hugs her, "Arnt we darling!" "No" "But….but…" Washu clings to Duo's neck while Duo grins happily.
(A.N-We haven't worked on this fic in ages. SO I honestly can't say when the next update will be. So Yeah. ENJOY WHAT THERE IS! .)