A/N: Here ya go! Chapter 2 AKA Round one, Fight two!

Fred: Welcome back to the Star Wars Tournament! In the last chapter Darth Maul decapitated Qui-Gon Jinn. In this chapter Desann and Mace Windu will be fighting to the death! But first, here is Weird Al Yankovic to sing The Saga Begins!

Weird Al: Thank you! Here we go! (sings)

A long, long time ago

In a galaxy far away

Naboo was under an attack

And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn

Could talk the Federation into

Maybe cutting them a little slack

But their response it didn't thrill us

They locked the doors and tried to kill us

We escaped from that gas

Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass

We took a bongo from the scene

And we went to Theed to see the queen

We all wound up on Tatooine

That's where we found this boy....

Oh my my, this here Anakin guy

May be Vader someday later-now he's just a small fry

And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye

Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

Did you know this junkyard slave

Isn't even old enough to shave

But he can use the force they say

Ahh, do you see him hitting on the queen

Though he's just nine and she's fourteen

Yeah, he's probably gonna marry her someday

Well, I know he built C-3P0

And I've heard how fast his pod can go

And we were broke, it's true

So we made a wager or two

He was a prepubescent flyin' ace

And the minute Jabba started off that race

Well, I knew who would win first place

Oh yes, it was our boy

We started singin'... My my, this here Anakin guy

May be Vader someday later-now he's just a small fry

And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye

Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

Now we finally got to Coruscant

The Jedi Council we knew would want

To see how good the boy could be

So we took him there and we told the tale

How his midi-chlorains were off the scale

And he might fulfill that prophecy

Oh, the Council was impressed, of course

Could he bring balance to the Force?

They interviewed the kid

Oh, training they forbid

Because Yoda sensed in him much fear

And Qui-Gon said, "Now listen here

Just stick it in your pointy ear

I still will teach this boy"

He was singin'... My my, this here Anakin guy

May be Vader someday later-now he's just a small fry

And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye

Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

We caught a ride back to Naboo

'Cause Queen Amidala wanted to

I frankly would've liked to stay

We all fought in that epic war

And it wasn't long at all before

Little Hotshot flew his plane and saved the day

And in the end some Gungans died

Some ships blew up and some pilots fried

A lot of folks were croakin'

The battle droids were broken

And the Jedi I admire most

Met up with Darth Maul and now he's toast

Well I'm still here and he's a ghost

I guess I'll train this boy

And I was singin'... My my, this here Anakin guy

May be Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry

And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye

Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

We were singin'... My my, this here Anakin guy

May be Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry

And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye

Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

Fred: That was Weird Al Yankovic! This time the battlefield is the area of the Death Star where Luke and Darth Vader dueled in episode VI. Now for the fight! Will Desann and Mace Windu please enter!

Desann: (enters and stands where the rotating chair is)

Mace Windu: (enters and stands at the stairs)

Fred: Ready? Fight!

Mace Windu: This party's over!

Desann: Stop with that corny line!

Mace Windu: ¬.¬ You shall die now!

Desann: I don't think so!

Mace Windu takes out and ignites his purple lightsaber. Then he slowly walks up the stairs. Desann watches as Mace slowly walks up the stairs. After he gets half way up, Desann takes out and ignites his red lightsaber. Once Mace is all the way up the stairs Desann runs at him and swings his saber at Windu's leg. Windu blocks his attack and then jumps onto that little walkway. Desann then jumps onto that walkway as well.

Desann puts his saber up in a defensive position and Windu throws his saber towards Desann but intentionally misses and hits the pole holding the walkway up. His lightsaber falls on the ground. Desann the attempts to cut Mace's head off but as he was swinging Windu used the force to push Desann away. He then recalled his lightsaber with the force. He then threw his lightsaber and intentionally missed Desann again. This time it hit the pole holding the walkway up on the other side of the one that was cut before.

That side of the walkway then collapsed and Desann fell with it. Mace recalled his lightsaber and jumped down off the walkway to slice Desann in half but Desann wasn't there. He then heard laughter coming from the other side of the cylindrical thingy in the middle of that room. Mace walked over there. He then turned around and Desann was standing there. Desann then swung his saber. Mace blocked the attack and they got their sabers locked.

While their sabers were locked Desann looked at Windu and let out and evil laugh as he used the force to push Windu off the small walkway thing into the core of the Death Star. Mace fell and hit the core. He then died.

Fred: End of round one, fight two! Desann is the winner!

Audience: (cheers really loud)

Fred: In the next chapter Count Dooku AKA Darth Tyranus will be fighting Obi-Wan Kenobi from episode II! So, cya then!

A/N: Hope ya liked it! So far the sith have been winning. Heh. I don't like Sith more it's just that I felt like them winning. Cya next time!