A/N: Here ya go! Chapter 2 AKA Round one, Fight two!
Fred: Welcome back to the Star Wars Tournament! In the last chapter Darth Maul decapitated Qui-Gon Jinn. In this chapter Desann and Mace Windu will be fighting to the death! But first, here is Weird Al Yankovic to sing The Saga Begins!
Weird Al: Thank you! Here we go! (sings)
A long, long time ago
In a galaxy far away
Naboo was under an attack
And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn
Could talk the Federation into
Maybe cutting them a little slack
But their response it didn't thrill us
They locked the doors and tried to kill us
We escaped from that gas
Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass
We took a bongo from the scene
And we went to Theed to see the queen
We all wound up on Tatooine
That's where we found this boy....
Oh my my, this here Anakin guyMay be Vader someday later-now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
Did you know this junkyard slaveIsn't even old enough to shave
But he can use the force they say
Ahh, do you see him hitting on the queen
Though he's just nine and she's fourteen
Yeah, he's probably gonna marry her someday
Well, I know he built C-3P0
And I've heard how fast his pod can go
And we were broke, it's true
So we made a wager or two
He was a prepubescent flyin' ace
And the minute Jabba started off that race
Well, I knew who would win first place
Oh yes, it was our boy
We started singin'... My my, this here Anakin guyMay be Vader someday later-now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
Now we finally got to CoruscantThe Jedi Council we knew would want
To see how good the boy could be
So we took him there and we told the tale
How his midi-chlorains were off the scale
And he might fulfill that prophecy
Oh, the Council was impressed, of course
Could he bring balance to the Force?
They interviewed the kid
Oh, training they forbid
Because Yoda sensed in him much fear
And Qui-Gon said, "Now listen here
Just stick it in your pointy ear
I still will teach this boy"
He was singin'... My my, this here Anakin guyMay be Vader someday later-now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
We caught a ride back to Naboo'Cause Queen Amidala wanted to
I frankly would've liked to stay
We all fought in that epic war
And it wasn't long at all before
Little Hotshot flew his plane and saved the day
And in the end some Gungans died
Some ships blew up and some pilots fried
A lot of folks were croakin'
The battle droids were broken
And the Jedi I admire most
Met up with Darth Maul and now he's toast
Well I'm still here and he's a ghost
I guess I'll train this boy
And I was singin'... My my, this here Anakin guyMay be Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
We were singin'... My my, this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
Fred: That was Weird Al Yankovic! This time the battlefield is the area of the Death Star where Luke and Darth Vader dueled in episode VI. Now for the fight! Will Desann and Mace Windu please enter!
Desann: (enters and stands where the rotating chair is)
Mace Windu: (enters and stands at the stairs)
Fred: Ready? Fight!
Mace Windu: This party's over!
Desann: Stop with that corny line!
Mace Windu: ¬.¬ You shall die now!
Desann: I don't think so!
Mace Windu takes out and ignites his purple lightsaber. Then he slowly walks up the stairs. Desann watches as Mace slowly walks up the stairs. After he gets half way up, Desann takes out and ignites his red lightsaber. Once Mace is all the way up the stairs Desann runs at him and swings his saber at Windu's leg. Windu blocks his attack and then jumps onto that little walkway. Desann then jumps onto that walkway as well.
Desann puts his saber up in a defensive position and Windu throws his saber towards Desann but intentionally misses and hits the pole holding the walkway up. His lightsaber falls on the ground. Desann the attempts to cut Mace's head off but as he was swinging Windu used the force to push Desann away. He then recalled his lightsaber with the force. He then threw his lightsaber and intentionally missed Desann again. This time it hit the pole holding the walkway up on the other side of the one that was cut before.
That side of the walkway then collapsed and Desann fell with it. Mace recalled his lightsaber and jumped down off the walkway to slice Desann in half but Desann wasn't there. He then heard laughter coming from the other side of the cylindrical thingy in the middle of that room. Mace walked over there. He then turned around and Desann was standing there. Desann then swung his saber. Mace blocked the attack and they got their sabers locked.
While their sabers were locked Desann looked at Windu and let out and evil laugh as he used the force to push Windu off the small walkway thing into the core of the Death Star. Mace fell and hit the core. He then died.
Fred: End of round one, fight two! Desann is the winner!
Audience: (cheers really loud)
Fred: In the next chapter Count Dooku AKA Darth Tyranus will be fighting Obi-Wan Kenobi from episode II! So, cya then!
A/N: Hope ya liked it! So far the sith have been winning. Heh. I don't like Sith more it's just that I felt like them winning. Cya next time!
