Fred: Welcome! In the last match Mace Windu was pushed off of the walkway thing on the Death Star, where Luke fought Vader in episode VI, and fell to his death! In this fight we have Darth Tyranus and episode II Obi-Wan Kenobi! These two will be fighting in the same hangar as they did in episode II. Will Darth Tyranus and Obi-Wan please enter the arena!
Count Dooku: (enters with his crooked-handle lightsaber drawn but not ignited)
Obi-Wan: (enters then takes lightsaber out)
Fred: Ready? Fight!
Dooku: (ignites his red lightsaber)
Obi-Wan: (ignites his blue lightsaber)
Dooku runs towards Obi-Wan and swings his saber at Kenobi's head. Kenobi, using his smarts or maybe the force, ducks out of the way. He then pushes Dooku out of the way with the force. Dooku launches lightning towards Obi-Wan. Obi-Wan then leapt out of the way.
Kenobi used the force to make the bottom of a really tall crane thingy break. The crane thingy starts to fall but stops at the same angle as the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Dooku, who is standing in the path of the crane if it were to fall, just stands there like a doofus. Obi-Wan then threw his lightsaber past Dooku to the bottom of the crane thingy.
His lightsaber hit the bottom of the crane thingy. The crane thingy then fell. Dooku, still being stupid, is still standing there. The crane then falls on top of Dooku; the crane then crushes him. Obi-Wan then recalled his lightsaber and put it away. In order to be sure Dooku is dead, Kenobi picked up a meter long pole. He then used the force to move the crane off of Dooku and onto the floor two feet away. Obi-Wan spun the pole around his hand like he would with a lightsaber. After spinning it about 30 times he shoved the pole through Dooku's chest. Dooku let out a horrible scream of pain as a pool of blood formed around his lifeless body.
Fred: End of Round 1, Fight 3! Obi-Wan is the winner!
A/N: Ah man, Dooku really got it that time! Join us next time when episode II Anakin Skywalker faces off with Darth Vader. Cya 'til then!