Lamar: Well, here's chapter number 4. It was quite fun writing it!
0018: She got a compliment from Cyborgirl0016.
Lamar: Yeah, and she's right about the 0020 cyborgs showing up in this chapter, but they aren't twins and it won't be revealed who they are until next chapter.
0017: There is a way they can find out, but 0018 says she'll hurt me if I tell anyone
0019: Lamar and 0018 don't own Cyborg 009, Sailor Moon, Digimon, Yu Yu Hakusho, Yu-Gi-Oh, Ranma1/2, or anything else that might show up.
Cyborg 009: Monogatari Nendaiki Chapter Four
Narrator: Well, they finally landed the Dolphin somewhere and replaced the power source so that 0019 could leave, so now they are talking about the school that Dr. Gilmore has enrolled them in.
Dr. Gilmore: Not only will 0014, 0015, 0016, 0017, 0018, and 0019 be going to this school, but so will 002, 003, and 009.
002&0017: What?!
Dr. Gilmore: Well, you three are still teenagers and need to finish your education.
0017: But this is a high school! I'm only 9!
Dr. Gilmore: Black Ghost programmed all of you educational needs up to this grade into your cyborg brain. You don't know anything else though, so you need to continue your education.
0018: What about me? Don't you think I'd attract attention? * suddenly her cat features disappear and she looks like a normal girl * 0017!
0017: If I have to suffer, so do you.
Dr. Gilmore: Don't worry; you're all in the same classes. Here are your uniforms. * hands them uniforms *
The nine cyborgs going to school: * go to change into them *
A few minutes later:
The nine cyborgs going to school: * come out in uniforms *
Dr. Gilmore: Right, now for the checklist. * pulls out list * Uniforms?
0014: Check.
Dr. Gilmore: Fake skin for those who need it?
0014, 0015, and 0016: Check.
Dr. Gilmore: Real names?
002: Jet.
003: Francoise.
009: Joe.
0014: Shingo.
0015: Rei.
0016: Usagi.
0017: Jon.
0018: Sam.
0019: I can not remember my name.
0017: I'll call you Shadow since you look like Shadow the Hedgehog.
0019: * blinks * Who?
Dr. Gilmore: A mace?
0018: * pulls one out of the shadow realm * Check.
Dr. Gilmore: Catnip?
0017: Check.
Dr. Gilmore: Water?
0016: * holds up some bottles of water * Check.
Dr. Gilmore: Okay, you're all set. You all have acceleration mode except for 003 and she can have someone carry her.
The nine cyborgs going to school: * leave with acceleration mode *
004: * looks at Dr. Gilmore * A mace and catnip? What about pencils and paper?
Dr. Gilmore: * shrugs * They weren't on the list. I can only assume that they get them at the school.
008: Why'd you send them to that school anyway?
Dr. Gilmore: It sounded like strange things happened often there, so I figured they'd fit in.
Furinkin High:
Jet: Well, here we are at the prison.
Francoise: It's not that bad!
Jon: At least you're about the age of everyone else here.
Angry voice: Ranma no baka!
Boy with pigtail: * flies by and gets slammed into a tree hard enough to knock it over and then gets up holding his head and muttering curses and walks inside the school *
Cyborgs: (O)_(O)
Sam: I guess that's why we needed a mace.
Shadow: So, where's the office?
Girl with dark brown hair: * walks over to them * Hey there! You must be new students. How 'bout I give you a tour of the school for $10 each? (I'm not good at yen.)
Rei: Um, no thanks.
Girl: Your loss. * leaves *
Boy with blond hair that's sticking out at an odd angle: * walks up to them * Heard Nabiki talking. You're new huh? I am too. Just started here two days ago. Wan' me to show you where the office is?
Usagi: Sure! What's you name?
Boy: Jonouchi Katsuya, but everyone who I'm friends with calls me Jonouchi or Jono.
Usagi: Okay, Jonouchi.
Boy with slicked back, black hair: * walks up * Hey Jonouchi, who are they?
Jonouchi: More new students Yusuke. This is Urameshi Yusuke, one of my very best friends who also started two days ago.
Joe: Hello.
Yusuke: Hey.
Rei: What about the office?
Jonouchi: Oh yeah. * takes them to the office * Wish ya luck. Might wanna get any weapons you have out. The principal doesn't like long hair very much and will try to cut it. See ya later. * leaves to go talk to Yusuke *
Cyborgs: * enter the office *
Rei: Hey, we're the new students.
Secretary: Okay, let me get your schedules and you can go to class. * starts looking through all the paper on her desk as fast as she can.it's not fast enough *
Principal Kuno: * comes in * The new students are here! Their hair being a bit too long though. I will fix that quick! * takes out giant pair of scissors out of hammer space *
Sam: O_O Like *BEEP* you will! * hits him through the wall with her mace *
Secretary: Oh good, you actually brought a weapon. Well, here are your schedules. They're all the same so you don't have to look at each others'. Better go to class so you can be introduced.
Cyborgs: * go to their class and meet a couple of some ones in the hall *
Jet: What are you two doing out here?
Jonouchi&Yusuke: * outside holding buckets of water and balancing some on their heads with signs that say 'I am a good for nothing trouble maker.' on them hanging around their necks *
Yusuke: We got bored and started throwing chalk and Ms. Haruna caught us.
Usagi: Ms. Haruna?! She's here?!
Jonouchi: You know her?
Usagi: She's my old teacher! She gave me detention once because she was in a bad mood because her boyfriend dumped her!
Yusuke: Must've just been dumped.
Jonouchi: Yeah, no other reason why her face was that red.
Jet: I think I like these two.
Rei: You would, let's just get to class.
Cyborgs: * start going to class only to see a very strange sight *
A boy who looks like he's traveling: Which one was Ranma's classroom again? Maybe if I just try all of them I'll find him.
Water fountain: * randomly explodes and sprays everyone with water *
The boy: * turns into a small black pig * Bweee!
Cyborgs: O_O * hurry to their classroom before anything else can happen *
Sam: Well, here we are.
Jon: What do you think the teacher's like?
Narrator: Just then the door opens.
Little girl: Hello! You must be the new students. I'm your teacher, Ms. Hinako.
Jet: You're the teacher?! Oh well, can't be as strange as what we just saw.
Ms. Hinako: Please come in! * skips in the classroom *
Cyborgs: * follow her in *
Ms. Hinako: These are the- Ooh, Ranma being a bad boy, sleeping in class.
The boy with a pigtail from earlier: * sleeping *
Ms. Hinako: * pulls out a coin *
Students: * dive and take cover *
Cyborgs: * wonder what's going on *
Ms. Hinako: Energy drain!
Narrator: The coin started to draw energy from anyone who had not been sheltered, including the sleeping Ranma and the cyborgs. Luckily, cyborgs do not need nearly as much energy as normal humans and usually have more than thought possible for a human to hold. Ms. Hinako also went into her grown up mode which surprised the cyborgs.
Ranma: * wakes up * Oh, my achin' head.
Ms. Hinako: Let that be a lesson to you Mr. Saotome. * turns back into a little girl *
Francoise: * whispering to Joe * Do you think she's related to GB
Joe: * whispering back * Probably not.
Ms. Hinako: Introduce yourselves!
Jet: I'm * thinks for a second * well in America my name would be Jet Link.
Francoise: I am Francoise Arnoul from France.
Joe: I'm Shimamura Joe and I'm from Japan.
Shingo: I'm Tsukino Shingo. I'm from Japan. That's it.
Rei: I am Hino Rei. I am also from Japan.
Usagi: I'm Tsukino Usagi, Shingo's older sister. I'm from Japan too.
Jon: I'm Jon from America. I don't have a family name 'cause of a terrible accident which involved-
Sam: Quiet! I'm Sam; I keep this trouble maker in line for as long as I can remember.
Shadow: Um, My real name's not Shadow, but that's what Jon's calling me since I can't remember my real one. I can't remember where I'm from.
All boys minus Ranma: * checking the girls out *
Most of the girls: * staring at Joe *
Ms. Hinako: Please take your seats!
Cyborgs: * sit down *
Ranma: * thinking * They were hardly affected by Ms. Hinako's energy drain. I wonder why.
Akane: Gee, you sure are looking at the new students strangely.
Ranma: They're different from anyone I've ever seen and I have the feeling that even the girls are more than they seem.
Akane: What was that?
Ranma: Girls are usually what they seem to be, but those four seem to be hiding something. If I could-
Akane: Ranma no baka! * hits him with her giant hammer and sends him through the window and when he finally manages to get back there she tosses a bucket of ice cold water at him *
Ranma-chan: Hey! What was that for?!
Cyborgs: (O)_(O)
Ms. Hinako: You two go stand out in the hall!
Later in math class:
Usagi: * scared *
Shingo: Oh, come on. She can't be that bad.
Usagi: Yes she is.
Jet: All teachers are that bad.
Rei: Who asked you?
Ms. Haruna: * happens to walk in right then and spots Usagi * Usagi! What are you doing here?! I got a transfer to this school to get away from everything in Juban, but worse stuff happens here and now you show up! You're almost as bad as those two from earlier! You had better not fall asleep or you'll have detention for the rest of the week!
Usagi: * too scared to even move now *
The other cyborgs: * thinking * She was right about her being that bad after all.
After math class:
Jonouchi&Yusuke: * walk up to the cyborgs *
Yusuke: What was with all that yelling we heard? We had to stop the class it was so loud!
Jonouchi: I'm not complainin'. That class was boring.
Rei: Ms. Haruna decided to take her stress out on Usagi.
Usagi: * still too scared to move and being dragged by Sam *
Shingo: Luckily, she didn't fall asleep in class. * thinking * Although that's because she already slept 9 hours this week.
Joe: What would happen if she did?
Jet: She'd have detention for the rest of her life.
Jon: Amen to that!
Narrator: Just then, something happens that brings Usagi out of her stupor.
Kuno: * shows up * What heavenly force has betwixted us with beauties such as these? Surely you shall find me more worthy then the men you travel with.
All girls, even Francoise: * take a moment to translate and then start beating Kuno up *
Joe: Want some help?
Francoise: That's okay, we're good. * goes back to hurting Kuno *
Ranma-chan: * happens to come in right then *
Kuno: * glomps her * Pigtailed girl!
Ranma-chan: * eyebrow twitch * * kicks him into the air * Get the *BEEP* away from me! * realizes she is receiving stares * Um, I'm gonna go find some hot water. * runs off *
Jet: Who was that?
Jonouchi: That's Ranma Saotome. He's a martial artist who turns into a girl when he gets hit by cold water.
Yusuke: He's a master at martial arts, but he's got a lot of enemies and bad luck and his dad's gotten him engaged to three girls.
Girls: What?! * angry *
Jonouchi: Hey, don't look at us! We don't even know where he lives!
Yusuke: We do know that his dad turns into a panda though.
Shadow: Let's just go back home.
Jonouchi: Meet ya tomorrow same time same place?
Yusuke: Yeah, we could show you around the city.
Rei: We'll ask.
Cyborgs: * leave and go into acceleration mode when they're out of sight *
Jonouchi: Is it just me, or do they seem familiar?
Yusuke: Now that you mention it, they do seem familiar.
Ranma: * was watching from behind a bush * They disappeared! No living human can do that! I wonder how they can do it.
Back at the Dolphin:
002: I still hate school.
0014: At least no one asked about the items we were wearing and the yamis didn't come out.
0017: And at least no one made fun of us younger ones.
0018: There was something weird about that Ranma guy. He smelled a lot like a cat.
0016: You don't think he's another cat demon do you?
Dr. Gilmore: Hello there. How was school?
0018: I had to use the mace to keep the principal from cutting our hair.
0017: There was a guy who looked like he was hopelessly lost in the hallways.
0015: And he turned into a black piglet when a water fountain exploded for some reason.
002: The teacher was younger than 0017.
009: And she stole this boy's energy.
003: Which was after he was slammed into a tree, got up like it was nothing, and went in the building and before he was hit through a window and had a bucket of cold water thrown at him that made him turn into a girl.
0016: We have my old teacher from middle school for math. * shudder *
0014: Than some guy started hitting on the girls so they beat him up and he was kicked into a lower terrestrial orbit by the boy when he was a girl because he groped him/her.
0019: On the bright side, we met two boys named Jonouchi and Yusuke who seem very nice.
004: * stares at them and shudders * Sounds like if your cyborg powers are used, they won't be out of place.
007: Well, at least that one guy probably won't go near you again.
003: Not funny 007, not funny at all.
0016: I'm gonna go change back into my cyborg uniform.
0015: Good idea.
Narrator: They quickly changed back into their uniforms.
009: Doctor, I still don't get why we need cat nip.
0017: Don't worry about it. I always carry it around for in case Sam goes ballistic.
002: Such as?
Narrator: Just then there are a couple of very loud yells and 0016 runs by, dragging 003 behind her, and ducks in a closet. A second later, 0015 and 0018 stomp out covered in pink paint.
002: * smirks * Well now, that's a new look.
0015: * glares at him * You did this! * the laser guns stored in both her arms that she found out about by looking at the paper come out of her arms and are aimed at Jet *
0018: * is glaring at 0017 and chanting very loudly in ancient Egyptian *
Everyone who is not involved with the prank: * duck and cover for the impending doom *
A second later:
0015&0018: * go to get the paint off with 0015's arms still smoking from the blast *
002&0017: * unconscious thanks to duel monsters and very powerful lasers *
Everyone else: * come out from where they were hiding and go back to what they were doing *
003: Wow, that was scary.
0016: If I could sleep tonight, I would have nightmares. * sighs * Guess I better heal them. * goes over to them *
0014: * pulls a dartboard out of somewhere and puts it on the wall *
004: What are you doing?
0014: 009 said that your three middle fingers doubled as darts, so mine must too, so I thought I'd see if I could get the targeting system to work.
004: Well, you might wanna move your arm to the right a bit unless you want to hit 0015 and 0018 when they get back.
0014: * blinks and sees what he means * Oh, thanks 004.
0016: Weird. I keep thinking that something's gonna happen I wonder why.
009: Maybe you're gonna find more cyborgs.
0016: Maybe.
Lamar: Well, that's it.
0017: When are you showing up?
Lamar: Later.
0018: How much later?
Lamar: At least a couple of chapters after the 0020 cyborgs. Speaking of which, they will be revealed next chapter and the rest of the Yu-Gi-Oh and Yu Yu Hakusho casts will be at Furinkin High.
0019: You got this one out pretty fast.
Lamar: School was closed for three days because of sleet. I had a lot of spare time.
0016: Isn't 0015 the one who has visions?
0018: 0017 and 002 drenched us in paint, remember?
0016: Then how come you're here?
0018: It's the end of the chapter.
Lamar: Please review and say any suggestions you would like. Don't even think of making more cyborgs though. I think I have enough.
0018: She got a compliment from Cyborgirl0016.
Lamar: Yeah, and she's right about the 0020 cyborgs showing up in this chapter, but they aren't twins and it won't be revealed who they are until next chapter.
0017: There is a way they can find out, but 0018 says she'll hurt me if I tell anyone
0019: Lamar and 0018 don't own Cyborg 009, Sailor Moon, Digimon, Yu Yu Hakusho, Yu-Gi-Oh, Ranma1/2, or anything else that might show up.
Cyborg 009: Monogatari Nendaiki Chapter Four
Narrator: Well, they finally landed the Dolphin somewhere and replaced the power source so that 0019 could leave, so now they are talking about the school that Dr. Gilmore has enrolled them in.
Dr. Gilmore: Not only will 0014, 0015, 0016, 0017, 0018, and 0019 be going to this school, but so will 002, 003, and 009.
002&0017: What?!
Dr. Gilmore: Well, you three are still teenagers and need to finish your education.
0017: But this is a high school! I'm only 9!
Dr. Gilmore: Black Ghost programmed all of you educational needs up to this grade into your cyborg brain. You don't know anything else though, so you need to continue your education.
0018: What about me? Don't you think I'd attract attention? * suddenly her cat features disappear and she looks like a normal girl * 0017!
0017: If I have to suffer, so do you.
Dr. Gilmore: Don't worry; you're all in the same classes. Here are your uniforms. * hands them uniforms *
The nine cyborgs going to school: * go to change into them *
A few minutes later:
The nine cyborgs going to school: * come out in uniforms *
Dr. Gilmore: Right, now for the checklist. * pulls out list * Uniforms?
0014: Check.
Dr. Gilmore: Fake skin for those who need it?
0014, 0015, and 0016: Check.
Dr. Gilmore: Real names?
002: Jet.
003: Francoise.
009: Joe.
0014: Shingo.
0015: Rei.
0016: Usagi.
0017: Jon.
0018: Sam.
0019: I can not remember my name.
0017: I'll call you Shadow since you look like Shadow the Hedgehog.
0019: * blinks * Who?
Dr. Gilmore: A mace?
0018: * pulls one out of the shadow realm * Check.
Dr. Gilmore: Catnip?
0017: Check.
Dr. Gilmore: Water?
0016: * holds up some bottles of water * Check.
Dr. Gilmore: Okay, you're all set. You all have acceleration mode except for 003 and she can have someone carry her.
The nine cyborgs going to school: * leave with acceleration mode *
004: * looks at Dr. Gilmore * A mace and catnip? What about pencils and paper?
Dr. Gilmore: * shrugs * They weren't on the list. I can only assume that they get them at the school.
008: Why'd you send them to that school anyway?
Dr. Gilmore: It sounded like strange things happened often there, so I figured they'd fit in.
Furinkin High:
Jet: Well, here we are at the prison.
Francoise: It's not that bad!
Jon: At least you're about the age of everyone else here.
Angry voice: Ranma no baka!
Boy with pigtail: * flies by and gets slammed into a tree hard enough to knock it over and then gets up holding his head and muttering curses and walks inside the school *
Cyborgs: (O)_(O)
Sam: I guess that's why we needed a mace.
Shadow: So, where's the office?
Girl with dark brown hair: * walks over to them * Hey there! You must be new students. How 'bout I give you a tour of the school for $10 each? (I'm not good at yen.)
Rei: Um, no thanks.
Girl: Your loss. * leaves *
Boy with blond hair that's sticking out at an odd angle: * walks up to them * Heard Nabiki talking. You're new huh? I am too. Just started here two days ago. Wan' me to show you where the office is?
Usagi: Sure! What's you name?
Boy: Jonouchi Katsuya, but everyone who I'm friends with calls me Jonouchi or Jono.
Usagi: Okay, Jonouchi.
Boy with slicked back, black hair: * walks up * Hey Jonouchi, who are they?
Jonouchi: More new students Yusuke. This is Urameshi Yusuke, one of my very best friends who also started two days ago.
Joe: Hello.
Yusuke: Hey.
Rei: What about the office?
Jonouchi: Oh yeah. * takes them to the office * Wish ya luck. Might wanna get any weapons you have out. The principal doesn't like long hair very much and will try to cut it. See ya later. * leaves to go talk to Yusuke *
Cyborgs: * enter the office *
Rei: Hey, we're the new students.
Secretary: Okay, let me get your schedules and you can go to class. * starts looking through all the paper on her desk as fast as she can.it's not fast enough *
Principal Kuno: * comes in * The new students are here! Their hair being a bit too long though. I will fix that quick! * takes out giant pair of scissors out of hammer space *
Sam: O_O Like *BEEP* you will! * hits him through the wall with her mace *
Secretary: Oh good, you actually brought a weapon. Well, here are your schedules. They're all the same so you don't have to look at each others'. Better go to class so you can be introduced.
Cyborgs: * go to their class and meet a couple of some ones in the hall *
Jet: What are you two doing out here?
Jonouchi&Yusuke: * outside holding buckets of water and balancing some on their heads with signs that say 'I am a good for nothing trouble maker.' on them hanging around their necks *
Yusuke: We got bored and started throwing chalk and Ms. Haruna caught us.
Usagi: Ms. Haruna?! She's here?!
Jonouchi: You know her?
Usagi: She's my old teacher! She gave me detention once because she was in a bad mood because her boyfriend dumped her!
Yusuke: Must've just been dumped.
Jonouchi: Yeah, no other reason why her face was that red.
Jet: I think I like these two.
Rei: You would, let's just get to class.
Cyborgs: * start going to class only to see a very strange sight *
A boy who looks like he's traveling: Which one was Ranma's classroom again? Maybe if I just try all of them I'll find him.
Water fountain: * randomly explodes and sprays everyone with water *
The boy: * turns into a small black pig * Bweee!
Cyborgs: O_O * hurry to their classroom before anything else can happen *
Sam: Well, here we are.
Jon: What do you think the teacher's like?
Narrator: Just then the door opens.
Little girl: Hello! You must be the new students. I'm your teacher, Ms. Hinako.
Jet: You're the teacher?! Oh well, can't be as strange as what we just saw.
Ms. Hinako: Please come in! * skips in the classroom *
Cyborgs: * follow her in *
Ms. Hinako: These are the- Ooh, Ranma being a bad boy, sleeping in class.
The boy with a pigtail from earlier: * sleeping *
Ms. Hinako: * pulls out a coin *
Students: * dive and take cover *
Cyborgs: * wonder what's going on *
Ms. Hinako: Energy drain!
Narrator: The coin started to draw energy from anyone who had not been sheltered, including the sleeping Ranma and the cyborgs. Luckily, cyborgs do not need nearly as much energy as normal humans and usually have more than thought possible for a human to hold. Ms. Hinako also went into her grown up mode which surprised the cyborgs.
Ranma: * wakes up * Oh, my achin' head.
Ms. Hinako: Let that be a lesson to you Mr. Saotome. * turns back into a little girl *
Francoise: * whispering to Joe * Do you think she's related to GB
Joe: * whispering back * Probably not.
Ms. Hinako: Introduce yourselves!
Jet: I'm * thinks for a second * well in America my name would be Jet Link.
Francoise: I am Francoise Arnoul from France.
Joe: I'm Shimamura Joe and I'm from Japan.
Shingo: I'm Tsukino Shingo. I'm from Japan. That's it.
Rei: I am Hino Rei. I am also from Japan.
Usagi: I'm Tsukino Usagi, Shingo's older sister. I'm from Japan too.
Jon: I'm Jon from America. I don't have a family name 'cause of a terrible accident which involved-
Sam: Quiet! I'm Sam; I keep this trouble maker in line for as long as I can remember.
Shadow: Um, My real name's not Shadow, but that's what Jon's calling me since I can't remember my real one. I can't remember where I'm from.
All boys minus Ranma: * checking the girls out *
Most of the girls: * staring at Joe *
Ms. Hinako: Please take your seats!
Cyborgs: * sit down *
Ranma: * thinking * They were hardly affected by Ms. Hinako's energy drain. I wonder why.
Akane: Gee, you sure are looking at the new students strangely.
Ranma: They're different from anyone I've ever seen and I have the feeling that even the girls are more than they seem.
Akane: What was that?
Ranma: Girls are usually what they seem to be, but those four seem to be hiding something. If I could-
Akane: Ranma no baka! * hits him with her giant hammer and sends him through the window and when he finally manages to get back there she tosses a bucket of ice cold water at him *
Ranma-chan: Hey! What was that for?!
Cyborgs: (O)_(O)
Ms. Hinako: You two go stand out in the hall!
Later in math class:
Usagi: * scared *
Shingo: Oh, come on. She can't be that bad.
Usagi: Yes she is.
Jet: All teachers are that bad.
Rei: Who asked you?
Ms. Haruna: * happens to walk in right then and spots Usagi * Usagi! What are you doing here?! I got a transfer to this school to get away from everything in Juban, but worse stuff happens here and now you show up! You're almost as bad as those two from earlier! You had better not fall asleep or you'll have detention for the rest of the week!
Usagi: * too scared to even move now *
The other cyborgs: * thinking * She was right about her being that bad after all.
After math class:
Jonouchi&Yusuke: * walk up to the cyborgs *
Yusuke: What was with all that yelling we heard? We had to stop the class it was so loud!
Jonouchi: I'm not complainin'. That class was boring.
Rei: Ms. Haruna decided to take her stress out on Usagi.
Usagi: * still too scared to move and being dragged by Sam *
Shingo: Luckily, she didn't fall asleep in class. * thinking * Although that's because she already slept 9 hours this week.
Joe: What would happen if she did?
Jet: She'd have detention for the rest of her life.
Jon: Amen to that!
Narrator: Just then, something happens that brings Usagi out of her stupor.
Kuno: * shows up * What heavenly force has betwixted us with beauties such as these? Surely you shall find me more worthy then the men you travel with.
All girls, even Francoise: * take a moment to translate and then start beating Kuno up *
Joe: Want some help?
Francoise: That's okay, we're good. * goes back to hurting Kuno *
Ranma-chan: * happens to come in right then *
Kuno: * glomps her * Pigtailed girl!
Ranma-chan: * eyebrow twitch * * kicks him into the air * Get the *BEEP* away from me! * realizes she is receiving stares * Um, I'm gonna go find some hot water. * runs off *
Jet: Who was that?
Jonouchi: That's Ranma Saotome. He's a martial artist who turns into a girl when he gets hit by cold water.
Yusuke: He's a master at martial arts, but he's got a lot of enemies and bad luck and his dad's gotten him engaged to three girls.
Girls: What?! * angry *
Jonouchi: Hey, don't look at us! We don't even know where he lives!
Yusuke: We do know that his dad turns into a panda though.
Shadow: Let's just go back home.
Jonouchi: Meet ya tomorrow same time same place?
Yusuke: Yeah, we could show you around the city.
Rei: We'll ask.
Cyborgs: * leave and go into acceleration mode when they're out of sight *
Jonouchi: Is it just me, or do they seem familiar?
Yusuke: Now that you mention it, they do seem familiar.
Ranma: * was watching from behind a bush * They disappeared! No living human can do that! I wonder how they can do it.
Back at the Dolphin:
002: I still hate school.
0014: At least no one asked about the items we were wearing and the yamis didn't come out.
0017: And at least no one made fun of us younger ones.
0018: There was something weird about that Ranma guy. He smelled a lot like a cat.
0016: You don't think he's another cat demon do you?
Dr. Gilmore: Hello there. How was school?
0018: I had to use the mace to keep the principal from cutting our hair.
0017: There was a guy who looked like he was hopelessly lost in the hallways.
0015: And he turned into a black piglet when a water fountain exploded for some reason.
002: The teacher was younger than 0017.
009: And she stole this boy's energy.
003: Which was after he was slammed into a tree, got up like it was nothing, and went in the building and before he was hit through a window and had a bucket of cold water thrown at him that made him turn into a girl.
0016: We have my old teacher from middle school for math. * shudder *
0014: Than some guy started hitting on the girls so they beat him up and he was kicked into a lower terrestrial orbit by the boy when he was a girl because he groped him/her.
0019: On the bright side, we met two boys named Jonouchi and Yusuke who seem very nice.
004: * stares at them and shudders * Sounds like if your cyborg powers are used, they won't be out of place.
007: Well, at least that one guy probably won't go near you again.
003: Not funny 007, not funny at all.
0016: I'm gonna go change back into my cyborg uniform.
0015: Good idea.
Narrator: They quickly changed back into their uniforms.
009: Doctor, I still don't get why we need cat nip.
0017: Don't worry about it. I always carry it around for in case Sam goes ballistic.
002: Such as?
Narrator: Just then there are a couple of very loud yells and 0016 runs by, dragging 003 behind her, and ducks in a closet. A second later, 0015 and 0018 stomp out covered in pink paint.
002: * smirks * Well now, that's a new look.
0015: * glares at him * You did this! * the laser guns stored in both her arms that she found out about by looking at the paper come out of her arms and are aimed at Jet *
0018: * is glaring at 0017 and chanting very loudly in ancient Egyptian *
Everyone who is not involved with the prank: * duck and cover for the impending doom *
A second later:
0015&0018: * go to get the paint off with 0015's arms still smoking from the blast *
002&0017: * unconscious thanks to duel monsters and very powerful lasers *
Everyone else: * come out from where they were hiding and go back to what they were doing *
003: Wow, that was scary.
0016: If I could sleep tonight, I would have nightmares. * sighs * Guess I better heal them. * goes over to them *
0014: * pulls a dartboard out of somewhere and puts it on the wall *
004: What are you doing?
0014: 009 said that your three middle fingers doubled as darts, so mine must too, so I thought I'd see if I could get the targeting system to work.
004: Well, you might wanna move your arm to the right a bit unless you want to hit 0015 and 0018 when they get back.
0014: * blinks and sees what he means * Oh, thanks 004.
0016: Weird. I keep thinking that something's gonna happen I wonder why.
009: Maybe you're gonna find more cyborgs.
0016: Maybe.
Lamar: Well, that's it.
0017: When are you showing up?
Lamar: Later.
0018: How much later?
Lamar: At least a couple of chapters after the 0020 cyborgs. Speaking of which, they will be revealed next chapter and the rest of the Yu-Gi-Oh and Yu Yu Hakusho casts will be at Furinkin High.
0019: You got this one out pretty fast.
Lamar: School was closed for three days because of sleet. I had a lot of spare time.
0016: Isn't 0015 the one who has visions?
0018: 0017 and 002 drenched us in paint, remember?
0016: Then how come you're here?
0018: It's the end of the chapter.
Lamar: Please review and say any suggestions you would like. Don't even think of making more cyborgs though. I think I have enough.