Lamar: Okay, here's the next chapter where you learn something about a
couple of people at the school.
0017: This is gonna be good.
0018: You're just saying that because you know who she's talking about.
0019: Lamar does not own Cyborg 009, Yu-Gi-Oh, Sailor Moon, Ranma1/2, Yu Yu Hakusho, or anything else that may show up.
Lamar: By the way, others of the Yu-Gi-Oh and Yu Yu Hakusho cast are getting transferred to Furinkin High. Which means insanity is going to happen.
Cyborg 009: Monogatari Nendaiki Chapter Five
Narrator: Nothing happened after the little paint accident, so we're skipping to the next day at school.
Jet: I hope that Black Ghost does something so we don't have to be here.
Rei: Oh stop complaining. At least it's not a boring school.
Very loud angry voice: Ranma no baka!
Ranma: * suddenly flies out of the sky and lands where the tree was yesterday and gets up rubbing his face * Oww. I'll I did that time was tell her the truth about that cooking of hers. * sees Shadow runs over and grabs his hands *
Shadow: Hey! What are you doing?!
Ranma: * trying to take the bandages off * I wanna see what kind of machine they are.
Shadow: * blinks * Huh?
Ranma: Well, the way your bandages are on, they're so tight they would cut off all blood, killing your hands, but their moving, which must mean they're machines, but they move smoother and a bit differently than any other mechanical hand I've ever seen, like it has something extra in it.
Shadow: Mechanical hand?!
Ranma: Yeah, didn't you know?
Shadow: No!
Ranma: Yet another weirdness of Nerima. Also, why do you * points at Shingo * have a left hand like his only it moves slightly different like it has something else in it, and why do you three * points at Jet, Rei, and Usagi * have mechanical knees and why do the two girls have hands that are partly mechanical and where did you get the fake skin, it's hard to tell it's not real, and why do you * points at Jon * have eyes that keep changing from one green to another, are they mechanical too?
Cyborgs minus Shadow: * surprised that he could see all that *
Shadow: * running around screaming like a chicken with its head cut off *
Yusuke: * suddenly shows up and tries to calm Shadow down *
Jonouchi: * walks over to them * You have mechanical parts?
Sam: * through clenched teeth * No one's supposed to know that.
Ranma: Don't worry, it sounds as bad as my curse and I hated it when everyone found out.Uh oh.
Akane * has just arrived with a mallet in one hand and a bowl of purple goop that was moving of its own accord and she is very angry * Ranma! Get over here and eat the breakfast I made for you! * holds up purple goop *
Ranma: no way! That stuff you call food * points at goop * could kill a small European nation! * hightails it out of there *
Akane: * even angrier now * RANMA!!!! * chases after him *
Jet: That was.just plain creepy. No other word for it.
Francoise: * to Jonouchi and Yusuke * You guys won't tell will you?
Jonouchi: I won't * to Yusuke * What about you?
Yusuke: * has finally managed to calm Shadow down and is trying to get him to breathe again * Should be easy considering how many I'm already keeping.
Voice: Urameshi!
Yusuke: Oh great.
Narrator: An idiotic looking guy with orange hair has moved in front of Yusuke.
Yusuke: Kuwabara, of all the lousy.
Kuwabara: So this is where you've been hiding! How dare you decide to just go like that especially when I still need to- * shudders * The tickle feeling?! There are demons here?!
Yusuke: * ignoring Kuwabara and helping Jonouchi write something *
Kuwabara: Are you even listening to me?!
Yusuke: Not really. * hands a note to Usagi *
Kuno: * shows up * You will not hound this fair maiden!
Usagi: This is none of your business samurai-boy! * spins around hitting him with her knee sending him up in the air 2 or 3 feet and kicks him over the school for 10 miles at the end of the spin which takes less than 3 seconds *
Kuwabara: O_O Did she just do what I think she did?
Yusuke: This is Nerima, that kind of thing happens all the time, so ya better get used to it.
Jonouchi: * notices someone * Of all the people, why'd it hafta be Kaiba?!
All else: Huh?!
Jonouchi: * points to a certain CEO heading their way * From my old school.
Kaiba: Well, if it isn't the mutt.
Jonouchi: * through clenched teeth * Don't call me that.
Kaiba: Why should I? You're hardly my better.
*SLAP!*
Narrator: You're probably thinking that was one of the righteous girls that those two know from before Furinkin. If so, you're wrong.
Kaiba: * reeling from the slap * Okay, what was that for?!
Sam: You insulted someone you hardly even know! And for your information, he is your better because he's a lot nicer than you!
Jon: O_O Whoa, this is not like her.
Kaiba: * thinking * I can't believe it. I try to impress a cute girl and I get slapped. I'll just have to get something on Jonouchi.
Narrator: Just then the other people from Yu-Gi-Oh, minus the Yami and Yugi fusion that was made recently, and Yu Yu Hakusho show up.
Keiko: Yusuke where have you been?!
Yusuke: Uh oh.
Anzu: Where have you been?! Everyone's been worried sick!
Jonouchi: Um-
Hiei: Hn, the humans are scared of their girls.
Honda: Jonouchi doesn't have a girl friend.
Jonouchi&Yusuke: * look at each other *
Kurama: Relax, I'm sure he had a perfectly good reason for missing for a month.
Yusuke: Well, uh, the thing is.
Bakura: Jonouchi did you know some one killed you father?
Jonouchi: Not really.
Botan: What on Earth did you do?! You've disappeared from all our books 2 weeks ago! We have no clue what you're going to do anymore!
Yusuke: Hey! Slow down!
Shizuka: Why didn't you come to our dad's funeral? * has tears in her eyes *
Jonouchi: This is too much!
Kaiba: * thinking * I just remember I have a cattle prod with me. I can shock dog-boy with it and she'll definitely think he's a girly. * takes out his cattle prod and pokes it in Jonouchi's back *
Cattle prod: * shocks Jonouchi but it explodes *
Honda: Whoa, are you okay?
Jonouchi: Yeah, why?
Anzu: Kaiba just zapped you with a cattle prod. Didn't you feel anything?
Jonouchi: NoandIgottogonoworI'llbelateforclasssobyhopeIseeyoulater!
Yusuke: Yeahreallygottagodon'twannabelateandgetintroublelikeyesterday!
Both: * leave really fast *
Kuwabara: * blinks * What did they say?
Usagi: Jonouchi said," No, and I got to go now or I'll be late for class so bye hope I see you later!" and Yusuke said, " Yeah really gotta go don't wanna be late and get in trouble like yesterday!"
Keiko: But Yusuke hates school and hardly ever comes.
Honda: And Jonouchi gets in trouble all the time.
The two show casts: * leave really suspicious *
Sam: What's the note say?
Usagi: * reading note * Would you mind if we went home with you today? We have a few problems and maybe you know someone who can help us out with some stuff.
Francoise: Doesn't sound too bad. It sounds like they really want help.
Joe: Yeah, I think they need it.
Late bell: * rings *
Cyborgs: Aaah! We're late!
Narrator: Well, it was pretty normal until lunch. Then disaster stuck.
Ryoga: * bursts through a wall * Ranma! Prepare to die!
Ranma: Oh for the love of. * jumps out of the way as Ryoga throws the umbrella nearly hitting Shizuka *
Shizuka: O_O
Honda: * tries to lift it * Man, this thing ways a ton!
Jonouchi: * walks over and lifts it like it weighs nothing and throws it at Ryoga * Watch where you're throwing that thing!
Ryoga: * gets hit in the head with the umbrella * Hey! Who threw that?!
Jonouchi: I did.
Ryoga: Do you mind?! I'm in the middle of a fight!
Jonouchi: I do mind! You almost hit my sister! Someone could have gotten hurt!
Yusuke: You know he's right, you really gotta watch out for bystanders.
Ryoga: Stay out of this! * gets ready to punch him *
Ranma: Hey! Those two are stronger than you! Punching them won't do anything!
Ryoga: * ignores him and punches Yusuke *
Yusuke: * doesn't even budge an inch *
Rei: * to random girl #72 * Is it always like this around here?
Random girl #72: Yeah, but usually it's just those two. I guess those two are gonna be a part of this now.
Sam: That punch should have knocked him into a wall. They're right. Something's going on with them.
Jet: Well, unless something else happens today, we'll be able to take them to the Dolphin without a hitch.
Kuwabara: * loses consciousness *
Random guy #35: Ew, that guy just ate Akane's cooking.
After Kuwabara was taken away by an ambulance and all classes were cancelled:
Almost all students: * leave *
Yusuke&Jonouchi: * waiting for the cyborgs *
Ranma: * just sitting in a tree for some peace and quiet *
Cyborgs: * come out *
Rei: No offense, but we're gonna need you to wear blind folds while we take you there.
Yusuke: No problem. * puts on blindfold *
Jonouchi: I've actually done this before. * puts on blindfold *
Joe: So, how will we get them there?
Jet: I'll just take Jonouchi. * grabs Jonouchi and flies away *
Usagi: I'll take Yusuke. * grabs Yusuke and flies away *
Jon: So, the rest of us get to accelerate to the Dolphin?
Sam: Well duh!
Remaining cyborgs: * do so, although 003 had to be carried by 009 *
At the Dolphin:
Dr. Gilmore: How was school?
0014: There were a couple of boys who said they were having problems with something so they're coming over to see if anyone can help them.
0015: I'm gonna go change into my uniform just in case they're a threat. * walks away *
0017: I think 0015's paranormal. * Whack! * * is now unconscious because of Rei's ofudo *
003: Actually, I think she's got a point. * also walks away *
0018: I think I better too.
After 002 and 0016 finally got back with the two boys:
Jonouchi: We've been wearing these for a while, can we take them off yet?
002: Not yet, first we have to run a scan of you.
Yusuke: A scan? What, do you live with a doctor?
0016: Actually, we do.
Narrator: They finally get to the place where scans are taken and Dr. Gilmore takes some scans of them.
Dr. Gilmore: * looks at scans * Oh my. * pulls out some paper with diagrams on it * 001 would you mind scanning their minds?
Jonouchi: Did he say 001?
Yusuke: Something's up.
001: Relax, I already read their minds and they don't understand what's going on except for the fact that they were operated on.
007: Okay, so what's up with them?
Dr. Gilmore: First, could you remove the blindfolds 004?
004: Sure. * cuts them with his knife *
Jonouchi&Yusuke: * blink couple of times and stare at 004 *
004: What?
Dr. Gilmore: You all might want to sit down for this.
All: * sit down impatiently *
Dr. Gilmore: Yes, well, how should I put this? Jonouchi and Yusuke are the 0020 cyborgs, improved versions of the 0010 brothers.
Lamar: I made a cliff hanger.
0018: Darn it! I wanna see what happens!
0019: Yeah, not that much happened in this chapter.
Lamar: Well, I wanted to introduce the 0020 cyborgs a bit better, and you gotta admit the reaction you gave Ranma was funny.
0019: -_- He knows more about me than I do.
0017: The grown ups hardly got any parts at all. Cool!
Lamar: Yeah, well, most of the thing had to happen at school and their too old to go.
0018: Start writing the next chapter! I wanna see what happens to him!
0017: Who's him?
0018: That's none of your business!
0019: Please remember to review so that those two will know if they should continue this.
0017: This is gonna be good.
0018: You're just saying that because you know who she's talking about.
0019: Lamar does not own Cyborg 009, Yu-Gi-Oh, Sailor Moon, Ranma1/2, Yu Yu Hakusho, or anything else that may show up.
Lamar: By the way, others of the Yu-Gi-Oh and Yu Yu Hakusho cast are getting transferred to Furinkin High. Which means insanity is going to happen.
Cyborg 009: Monogatari Nendaiki Chapter Five
Narrator: Nothing happened after the little paint accident, so we're skipping to the next day at school.
Jet: I hope that Black Ghost does something so we don't have to be here.
Rei: Oh stop complaining. At least it's not a boring school.
Very loud angry voice: Ranma no baka!
Ranma: * suddenly flies out of the sky and lands where the tree was yesterday and gets up rubbing his face * Oww. I'll I did that time was tell her the truth about that cooking of hers. * sees Shadow runs over and grabs his hands *
Shadow: Hey! What are you doing?!
Ranma: * trying to take the bandages off * I wanna see what kind of machine they are.
Shadow: * blinks * Huh?
Ranma: Well, the way your bandages are on, they're so tight they would cut off all blood, killing your hands, but their moving, which must mean they're machines, but they move smoother and a bit differently than any other mechanical hand I've ever seen, like it has something extra in it.
Shadow: Mechanical hand?!
Ranma: Yeah, didn't you know?
Shadow: No!
Ranma: Yet another weirdness of Nerima. Also, why do you * points at Shingo * have a left hand like his only it moves slightly different like it has something else in it, and why do you three * points at Jet, Rei, and Usagi * have mechanical knees and why do the two girls have hands that are partly mechanical and where did you get the fake skin, it's hard to tell it's not real, and why do you * points at Jon * have eyes that keep changing from one green to another, are they mechanical too?
Cyborgs minus Shadow: * surprised that he could see all that *
Shadow: * running around screaming like a chicken with its head cut off *
Yusuke: * suddenly shows up and tries to calm Shadow down *
Jonouchi: * walks over to them * You have mechanical parts?
Sam: * through clenched teeth * No one's supposed to know that.
Ranma: Don't worry, it sounds as bad as my curse and I hated it when everyone found out.Uh oh.
Akane * has just arrived with a mallet in one hand and a bowl of purple goop that was moving of its own accord and she is very angry * Ranma! Get over here and eat the breakfast I made for you! * holds up purple goop *
Ranma: no way! That stuff you call food * points at goop * could kill a small European nation! * hightails it out of there *
Akane: * even angrier now * RANMA!!!! * chases after him *
Jet: That was.just plain creepy. No other word for it.
Francoise: * to Jonouchi and Yusuke * You guys won't tell will you?
Jonouchi: I won't * to Yusuke * What about you?
Yusuke: * has finally managed to calm Shadow down and is trying to get him to breathe again * Should be easy considering how many I'm already keeping.
Voice: Urameshi!
Yusuke: Oh great.
Narrator: An idiotic looking guy with orange hair has moved in front of Yusuke.
Yusuke: Kuwabara, of all the lousy.
Kuwabara: So this is where you've been hiding! How dare you decide to just go like that especially when I still need to- * shudders * The tickle feeling?! There are demons here?!
Yusuke: * ignoring Kuwabara and helping Jonouchi write something *
Kuwabara: Are you even listening to me?!
Yusuke: Not really. * hands a note to Usagi *
Kuno: * shows up * You will not hound this fair maiden!
Usagi: This is none of your business samurai-boy! * spins around hitting him with her knee sending him up in the air 2 or 3 feet and kicks him over the school for 10 miles at the end of the spin which takes less than 3 seconds *
Kuwabara: O_O Did she just do what I think she did?
Yusuke: This is Nerima, that kind of thing happens all the time, so ya better get used to it.
Jonouchi: * notices someone * Of all the people, why'd it hafta be Kaiba?!
All else: Huh?!
Jonouchi: * points to a certain CEO heading their way * From my old school.
Kaiba: Well, if it isn't the mutt.
Jonouchi: * through clenched teeth * Don't call me that.
Kaiba: Why should I? You're hardly my better.
*SLAP!*
Narrator: You're probably thinking that was one of the righteous girls that those two know from before Furinkin. If so, you're wrong.
Kaiba: * reeling from the slap * Okay, what was that for?!
Sam: You insulted someone you hardly even know! And for your information, he is your better because he's a lot nicer than you!
Jon: O_O Whoa, this is not like her.
Kaiba: * thinking * I can't believe it. I try to impress a cute girl and I get slapped. I'll just have to get something on Jonouchi.
Narrator: Just then the other people from Yu-Gi-Oh, minus the Yami and Yugi fusion that was made recently, and Yu Yu Hakusho show up.
Keiko: Yusuke where have you been?!
Yusuke: Uh oh.
Anzu: Where have you been?! Everyone's been worried sick!
Jonouchi: Um-
Hiei: Hn, the humans are scared of their girls.
Honda: Jonouchi doesn't have a girl friend.
Jonouchi&Yusuke: * look at each other *
Kurama: Relax, I'm sure he had a perfectly good reason for missing for a month.
Yusuke: Well, uh, the thing is.
Bakura: Jonouchi did you know some one killed you father?
Jonouchi: Not really.
Botan: What on Earth did you do?! You've disappeared from all our books 2 weeks ago! We have no clue what you're going to do anymore!
Yusuke: Hey! Slow down!
Shizuka: Why didn't you come to our dad's funeral? * has tears in her eyes *
Jonouchi: This is too much!
Kaiba: * thinking * I just remember I have a cattle prod with me. I can shock dog-boy with it and she'll definitely think he's a girly. * takes out his cattle prod and pokes it in Jonouchi's back *
Cattle prod: * shocks Jonouchi but it explodes *
Honda: Whoa, are you okay?
Jonouchi: Yeah, why?
Anzu: Kaiba just zapped you with a cattle prod. Didn't you feel anything?
Jonouchi: NoandIgottogonoworI'llbelateforclasssobyhopeIseeyoulater!
Yusuke: Yeahreallygottagodon'twannabelateandgetintroublelikeyesterday!
Both: * leave really fast *
Kuwabara: * blinks * What did they say?
Usagi: Jonouchi said," No, and I got to go now or I'll be late for class so bye hope I see you later!" and Yusuke said, " Yeah really gotta go don't wanna be late and get in trouble like yesterday!"
Keiko: But Yusuke hates school and hardly ever comes.
Honda: And Jonouchi gets in trouble all the time.
The two show casts: * leave really suspicious *
Sam: What's the note say?
Usagi: * reading note * Would you mind if we went home with you today? We have a few problems and maybe you know someone who can help us out with some stuff.
Francoise: Doesn't sound too bad. It sounds like they really want help.
Joe: Yeah, I think they need it.
Late bell: * rings *
Cyborgs: Aaah! We're late!
Narrator: Well, it was pretty normal until lunch. Then disaster stuck.
Ryoga: * bursts through a wall * Ranma! Prepare to die!
Ranma: Oh for the love of. * jumps out of the way as Ryoga throws the umbrella nearly hitting Shizuka *
Shizuka: O_O
Honda: * tries to lift it * Man, this thing ways a ton!
Jonouchi: * walks over and lifts it like it weighs nothing and throws it at Ryoga * Watch where you're throwing that thing!
Ryoga: * gets hit in the head with the umbrella * Hey! Who threw that?!
Jonouchi: I did.
Ryoga: Do you mind?! I'm in the middle of a fight!
Jonouchi: I do mind! You almost hit my sister! Someone could have gotten hurt!
Yusuke: You know he's right, you really gotta watch out for bystanders.
Ryoga: Stay out of this! * gets ready to punch him *
Ranma: Hey! Those two are stronger than you! Punching them won't do anything!
Ryoga: * ignores him and punches Yusuke *
Yusuke: * doesn't even budge an inch *
Rei: * to random girl #72 * Is it always like this around here?
Random girl #72: Yeah, but usually it's just those two. I guess those two are gonna be a part of this now.
Sam: That punch should have knocked him into a wall. They're right. Something's going on with them.
Jet: Well, unless something else happens today, we'll be able to take them to the Dolphin without a hitch.
Kuwabara: * loses consciousness *
Random guy #35: Ew, that guy just ate Akane's cooking.
After Kuwabara was taken away by an ambulance and all classes were cancelled:
Almost all students: * leave *
Yusuke&Jonouchi: * waiting for the cyborgs *
Ranma: * just sitting in a tree for some peace and quiet *
Cyborgs: * come out *
Rei: No offense, but we're gonna need you to wear blind folds while we take you there.
Yusuke: No problem. * puts on blindfold *
Jonouchi: I've actually done this before. * puts on blindfold *
Joe: So, how will we get them there?
Jet: I'll just take Jonouchi. * grabs Jonouchi and flies away *
Usagi: I'll take Yusuke. * grabs Yusuke and flies away *
Jon: So, the rest of us get to accelerate to the Dolphin?
Sam: Well duh!
Remaining cyborgs: * do so, although 003 had to be carried by 009 *
At the Dolphin:
Dr. Gilmore: How was school?
0014: There were a couple of boys who said they were having problems with something so they're coming over to see if anyone can help them.
0015: I'm gonna go change into my uniform just in case they're a threat. * walks away *
0017: I think 0015's paranormal. * Whack! * * is now unconscious because of Rei's ofudo *
003: Actually, I think she's got a point. * also walks away *
0018: I think I better too.
After 002 and 0016 finally got back with the two boys:
Jonouchi: We've been wearing these for a while, can we take them off yet?
002: Not yet, first we have to run a scan of you.
Yusuke: A scan? What, do you live with a doctor?
0016: Actually, we do.
Narrator: They finally get to the place where scans are taken and Dr. Gilmore takes some scans of them.
Dr. Gilmore: * looks at scans * Oh my. * pulls out some paper with diagrams on it * 001 would you mind scanning their minds?
Jonouchi: Did he say 001?
Yusuke: Something's up.
001: Relax, I already read their minds and they don't understand what's going on except for the fact that they were operated on.
007: Okay, so what's up with them?
Dr. Gilmore: First, could you remove the blindfolds 004?
004: Sure. * cuts them with his knife *
Jonouchi&Yusuke: * blink couple of times and stare at 004 *
004: What?
Dr. Gilmore: You all might want to sit down for this.
All: * sit down impatiently *
Dr. Gilmore: Yes, well, how should I put this? Jonouchi and Yusuke are the 0020 cyborgs, improved versions of the 0010 brothers.
Lamar: I made a cliff hanger.
0018: Darn it! I wanna see what happens!
0019: Yeah, not that much happened in this chapter.
Lamar: Well, I wanted to introduce the 0020 cyborgs a bit better, and you gotta admit the reaction you gave Ranma was funny.
0019: -_- He knows more about me than I do.
0017: The grown ups hardly got any parts at all. Cool!
Lamar: Yeah, well, most of the thing had to happen at school and their too old to go.
0018: Start writing the next chapter! I wanna see what happens to him!
0017: Who's him?
0018: That's none of your business!
0019: Please remember to review so that those two will know if they should continue this.