Lamar: Chapter six! Not bad!
0017: So how come you haven't been updating the other story you have?
Lamar: Really bad writer's block.
0017: How bad is that? * just then a giant boulder with 'writer's block' written on it fell on his head *
0018: O_O That is strange, even to me.
0019: * looking at his hands then looks at the two girls * Are they really mechanical?
Lamar: Um, I don't own Cyborg 009, Yu-Gi-Oh, Sailor Moon, Digimon, Yu Yu Hakusho, or anything else that shows up.
Cyborg 009: Monogatari Nendaiki Chapter Six
Narrator: In case, you missed the last chapter, Jonouchi and Yusuke were taken to the Dolphin for some sort of help, only to find out they're cyborgs. Now it looks like it's about to get interesting since the two new ones look confused and everyone else looks pretty startled.
Jonouchi: Um, what exactly does that mean?
Jet: * snaps out of his stupor * It means you were dissected and had parts of you replaced with machines!
Yusuke: That sounds so weird, are you sure that's right?
Dr. Gilmore: Well Plus and Minus, there's no other explanation why you have artificial lungs, artificial hearts, acceleration modes, and some very strong electrical powers along with some other things.
Jonouchi&Yusuke: * look around for who he's talking to *
Rei: * sweatdrops * He's talking about you.
Yusuke: O_O Um, which is which?
001: Jonouchi is 0020+ and Yusuke is 0020-.
0020+: * looks at 001 * The baby talks?
0020-: I've actually seen that before. Are you related to someone named Koenma?
001: No.
0020-: You sure?
001: Yes.
0020+: Hey slow down! I'm not getting any of this!
Narrator: Everyone explains it to him, which takes a few hours. Eventually, the two boys understand what's going on.
0020+: Man, this sucks.
0020-: Yeah, this is even worse than the time I got hit by a car and everyone said I was legally dead for at least five hours.
All else: (O)_(O)
0020-: What?! Not like I could help that the guy who drove the car didn't bother to watch the road!
0016: Doesn't sound that creepy to me.
0015: Same here.
All else: * stare at them *
0015&0016: What?!
Dr. Gilmore: Well, Black Ghost might have agents looking for you, so you better move here for your safety. I'm sure 002 and 009 will help you move your things here.
002: Yeah, whatever.
009: Sure, I don't mind.
Narrator: So, they used their acceleration modes to get all the stuff there in a few minutes.
0020+: I gotta learn how to do that.
0014: So, what were you doing when you were turned into cyborgs?
0020-: I was on a training trip, and that's basically it except for something which can not be told or everyone here will be killed by a very angry grim reaper.
All else: O_O
0020-: What?! I told her not to follow me!
006: Uh, what about you Plus?
0020+: I was just looking for Yami when-
0018: HOW DO YOU KNOW THE PHARAOH?!
Several cyborgs: O_O
0020+: Um, Yami's just a classmate of mine-
0018: Hey, wait a second! You're that slave who was good at the ancient form of duel monsters and was a very good friend with the pharaoh! How come no one told me you were reincarnated?!
0020-: What's the big deal?
0018: I won't tell until I'm absolutely certain he is who I think he is. * pulls out a card * Counter this! * summons a random duel monster with an attack less than 1800 *
0020+: * instantly summons Flame Swordsman from somewhere who destroys the monster *
0017&0020-: Huh?! I thought he/she was the only one who could do that!
The three yamis who can also summon duel monsters: * take over their hikaris' bodies * Hey! What about us?! * return control to their hikaris *
0020-: O_O
0020+: Yamis?
The three hikaris: Yamis.
002: I don't even wanna know how you know that.
0020+: Good, 'cause it's not a happy story.
Others: * backing away slowly *
0016: * notices * Um, I think I'll just go for a run! * leaves *
0020-: What's the big deal about no one telling you Jono was reincarnated?
0018: Promise not to tell?
0020-: Sure.
0018: Well, * goes over to 0020- and whispers something quietly enough so that not even 003 will hear *
0020-: * instantly starts laughing * That is so HAHAHAHAHAHAHA funny! * continues to laugh and collapses on the floor *
0020+: O_O What did you say?
0018: I'd rather not say.
003: Well, the only others who might be able to know would be maybe me, but I didn't hear anything, and 001.
001: * thinking to himself * I'm not telling them what she said. It's just plain cruel. * out loud * Nope, not getting it out of me.
006&007: Darn.
0015: Why do I have a feeling this has something to do with Ranma?
Hi: /Because it does in a way, but I think Sam should tell you herself./
0015: Go away!
0016: * came back second ago because it was raining * I didn't do anything!
0015: Not you! Hi! She got in my mind again!
0014: At least your yami doesn't want to give 0018 a painful death.
Hogosha: * currently describing some very interesting ways to kill 0018 and 0014 is stuck listening to them*
0014: * shudders *
0020+: I'm glad I don't have a yami.
004: Enough with the yamis! We were talking about Plus was doing when he was kidnapped!
0018: * not really listening * * is looking at 0017 *
0017: * in some kind of trance and drawing something *
0020+: Well, I was looking for Yami, 'cause he'd been missing for a while and I ran into Yusuke and then I think something with really sharp claws bit me.
008: That's it?
0020+: I think so.
0017: * stops drawing and goes back to normal *
0018: * snatches paper and looks at it before 0017 can * That's not a good sign. * tosses paper over shoulder *
0015: What on Earth are you talking about?
0019: 0017 sometimes gets possessed and writes or draws something that can help us with something.
005: * curious * What was it?
0018: A picture of Hikari, only it looked like she'd gotten hit by someone a bunch of times and might be dieing. And a look in her eyes I couldn't place.
Hogosha: /Is it just me or is./
Hi: /Tsuki's power is being drained!?/
0018: * somehow hears the two yamis * Eh? * also senses Tsuki's power being drained * O_O What the?! * turns around in time to see 0016 staring at the picture *
0016: * looks quite pale and is looking at the picture and her eyes are dilated enough so that you can't see the pupils anymore and faints a second after 0018 turns around *
Everyone who didn't see that: * turns around when 0016 lands on the floor *
Hogosha: /Tsuki!/
0014: //Hey! What about my sister?!// Is she okay?!
004: * turning to 0018 * What happened? You know.
0018: Something was draining Tsuki's energy and I didn't notice until it was almost gone.
007: What?
0018: It means if she rests she'll be fine.
Dr. Gilmore: * sighs * * thinking * This has been a very strange day. * out loud * 004, please take 0016 to her room.
004: Sure. * picks up 0016 and takes her to her room *
0015: * picks up paper *
006: How could a piece of paper do that?
0018: Well, maybe it's because 0017-What are you doing?!
0015: * tearing up paper * This thing is dangerous.
0018: What if 0016's mind was trapped in there?!
0015: Well-
002: Ha, didn't think it through did you?
0015: Who asked you?!
002: No one, but it's so obvious that you messed up that someone had to tell you!
002&0015: * go into another shouting match which soon turns into a fist fight *
0020 cyborgs: O_O * look at other cyborgs and Dr. Gilmore *
0014: 0015's always been like that.
003: And 002's always been like that too.
0019: What would happen if-
Narrator: In the split second before he can finish his question, the two cyborgs suddenly disappear and the room is in shambles.
0019: Never mind, I think I just got my answer.
004: * comes back in * Okay I-What happened here?!
008: We found out what happens when 002 and 015 get into a fight and use their acceleration modes and maybe fly at the same time.
0014: I think I'll just go to bed now. * leaves *
0019: Yeah, me too. * leaves *
0017: Hey! Wait for me! * follows 0019 *
0020-: Is it always like this?
007: Well, it usually isn't this chaotic, but since all you kids are here now it probably will.
0020+: That and the fact we're going to school in Nerima.
0020-: * looks at 0020+ funny * I think I'll go to bed. * leaves *
0020+: Wait for me! * follows *
0018: * thinking * Uh oh.
Dr. Gilmore: What?
0018: I just realized something.
006: * curious * What?
0018: Well, Lamar's really my reincarnation, 0014 is Hogosha's reincarnation, 0015 is Hi's reincarnation, and 0016 is really Tsuki's reincarnation.
004: That doesn't seem so bad.
0018: It wouldn't be if Tsuki and I hadn't had a mental bond, but we did and it might have been carried over to this life and that picture might have activated it. I'll have to go to the Shadow Realm to see. * goes through portal to the Shadow Realm which appeared out of nowhere and then disappears *
007: Did you see that?!
003: Oh dear, I hope that 0016 doesn't have any problems with that mental bond.
008: Relax. She seems to be pretty tough. I'm sure she'll be all right. * yawns * But we should all go to bed.
Everyone: * does so *
In the middle of the night:
0016: * suddenly wakes up with a bad headache * Uhn, what happened? * looks at the clock * 1:23PM?! Must've already slept my nine hours a week. What was all that about? That picture, it was like someone was invading my mind, and it feels like Tsuki's still really weak from it. * sighs * I guess I'll get something to eat, maybe it'll get rid of this bad headache. * gets up and goes downstairs while being careful not to wake up 0014 and goes to the kitchen only she senses another presence there * Huh? * looks and sees a girl with blond, curly hair wearing denim shorts, a white T- shirt, a pair of sneakers, and a golden card with and eye of Horus on it on a string around her neck drawing on a piece of paper * Who are you?
Girl: * looks up with surprised green eyes tinted with blue *
0016: * gasps because this is the girl from the drawing that 0017 made * You're- * shakes her head * How did you get here?
Girl: * blinks * You can see me?
0016: Yeah, now, how did you get here?
Girl: There was a bright light. I followed it here, but I'll get pulled back soon. * smiles * You're radiating the light. You must have caused it. It was around 8:00 last time.
0016: That was when I looked at 0017's picture and fainted.
Girl: Yeah, that was you. You must have a headache. I might've accidentally transferred some information to your brain since it seems to have a computer or something in it.
0016: Yeah, but how could you tell I have a cybernetic brain?
Girl: * frowns * I dunno. All of a sudden I'm able to know almost everything about computers. It's really creepy. * smiles again * I'm being rude. I forgot to ask your name. So, what's your name, your real name?
0016: * startled * It's Tsukino Usagi.
Girl: That's a nice name. Rabbit of the Moon, you're a bunny! * giggles then frowns * When I think of my name, Ladylucimon comes into my mind, but I don't think that's what name was before I was captured. *smiles * I can't really remember my real name, but I remember that I had another name I didn't use very often until Sam came. It was Lamar. It wasn't in her name so everyone who knew about her called me that. * looks right at 0016 * If you're going to talk about me, call me by that name, okay?
0016: * smiles * Sure thing, Lamar.
Lamar: * smiles * You're nice. I'd like to give you these. * hands her three drawings that she was working on * I don't know who that boy is, but I have a feeling he's very special. * suddenly goes all see through * Oh, I guess that I ran out of energy to stay here. I hope I can come again and see you Bunny. * disappears*
0016: * blinks and looks at the first picture * Oh!
Narrator: The first picture has a boy with a goofy grin, brown eyes, and spiky, brown hair that has been put under a green cap and a pair of goggles who is wearing a green shirt, with a red jacket over it, beige pants, and sneakers. On the bottom of the picture the name Takuya is written.
0016: That boy sure looks happy. He must lead a happy normal life. * looks at second picture * Wha?! Oh dear.
Narrator: The second picture has the same boy, but he is no longer smiling and his hat and goggles are gone. The strange thing was, he was wearing a cyborg uniform that was completely red and 00Fire was written on the bottom.
0016: He's a cyborg. That's so sad. He looked so happy in that last picture in this one he looks so sad. *doesn't really look at the last one because all of a sudden her headache gets worse * Darn it. * goes over sink and gets some water * This thing keeps getting worse. Maybe some videogames will help. * goes over to computer and starts typing * Eh? * notices that she is typing in only 0's and 1's for no reason and that her headache is slightly better * Oh well, whatever works. * keeps typing for a while until her headache's almost gone and she's tired of typing * * sighs * It's boring here at night. I sure wish I could sleep like a normal person again. * puts her hand down, only it slips and hits the enter key * Oops.
Narrator: The computer suddenly lights up really bright so that 0016 has to cover her eyes. When it dies down and she puts her hands down, there is a boy with spiky, multi-colored hair lieing on the floor.
Lamar: And that's it.
0017: You finally put yourself in. 'Bout time.
0018: As long as we know she's safe.
0019: Why's it happening to 0016 though?
Lamar: 0018 explained it already. Anyway, remember to review.
0017: So how come you haven't been updating the other story you have?
Lamar: Really bad writer's block.
0017: How bad is that? * just then a giant boulder with 'writer's block' written on it fell on his head *
0018: O_O That is strange, even to me.
0019: * looking at his hands then looks at the two girls * Are they really mechanical?
Lamar: Um, I don't own Cyborg 009, Yu-Gi-Oh, Sailor Moon, Digimon, Yu Yu Hakusho, or anything else that shows up.
Cyborg 009: Monogatari Nendaiki Chapter Six
Narrator: In case, you missed the last chapter, Jonouchi and Yusuke were taken to the Dolphin for some sort of help, only to find out they're cyborgs. Now it looks like it's about to get interesting since the two new ones look confused and everyone else looks pretty startled.
Jonouchi: Um, what exactly does that mean?
Jet: * snaps out of his stupor * It means you were dissected and had parts of you replaced with machines!
Yusuke: That sounds so weird, are you sure that's right?
Dr. Gilmore: Well Plus and Minus, there's no other explanation why you have artificial lungs, artificial hearts, acceleration modes, and some very strong electrical powers along with some other things.
Jonouchi&Yusuke: * look around for who he's talking to *
Rei: * sweatdrops * He's talking about you.
Yusuke: O_O Um, which is which?
001: Jonouchi is 0020+ and Yusuke is 0020-.
0020+: * looks at 001 * The baby talks?
0020-: I've actually seen that before. Are you related to someone named Koenma?
001: No.
0020-: You sure?
001: Yes.
0020+: Hey slow down! I'm not getting any of this!
Narrator: Everyone explains it to him, which takes a few hours. Eventually, the two boys understand what's going on.
0020+: Man, this sucks.
0020-: Yeah, this is even worse than the time I got hit by a car and everyone said I was legally dead for at least five hours.
All else: (O)_(O)
0020-: What?! Not like I could help that the guy who drove the car didn't bother to watch the road!
0016: Doesn't sound that creepy to me.
0015: Same here.
All else: * stare at them *
0015&0016: What?!
Dr. Gilmore: Well, Black Ghost might have agents looking for you, so you better move here for your safety. I'm sure 002 and 009 will help you move your things here.
002: Yeah, whatever.
009: Sure, I don't mind.
Narrator: So, they used their acceleration modes to get all the stuff there in a few minutes.
0020+: I gotta learn how to do that.
0014: So, what were you doing when you were turned into cyborgs?
0020-: I was on a training trip, and that's basically it except for something which can not be told or everyone here will be killed by a very angry grim reaper.
All else: O_O
0020-: What?! I told her not to follow me!
006: Uh, what about you Plus?
0020+: I was just looking for Yami when-
0018: HOW DO YOU KNOW THE PHARAOH?!
Several cyborgs: O_O
0020+: Um, Yami's just a classmate of mine-
0018: Hey, wait a second! You're that slave who was good at the ancient form of duel monsters and was a very good friend with the pharaoh! How come no one told me you were reincarnated?!
0020-: What's the big deal?
0018: I won't tell until I'm absolutely certain he is who I think he is. * pulls out a card * Counter this! * summons a random duel monster with an attack less than 1800 *
0020+: * instantly summons Flame Swordsman from somewhere who destroys the monster *
0017&0020-: Huh?! I thought he/she was the only one who could do that!
The three yamis who can also summon duel monsters: * take over their hikaris' bodies * Hey! What about us?! * return control to their hikaris *
0020-: O_O
0020+: Yamis?
The three hikaris: Yamis.
002: I don't even wanna know how you know that.
0020+: Good, 'cause it's not a happy story.
Others: * backing away slowly *
0016: * notices * Um, I think I'll just go for a run! * leaves *
0020-: What's the big deal about no one telling you Jono was reincarnated?
0018: Promise not to tell?
0020-: Sure.
0018: Well, * goes over to 0020- and whispers something quietly enough so that not even 003 will hear *
0020-: * instantly starts laughing * That is so HAHAHAHAHAHAHA funny! * continues to laugh and collapses on the floor *
0020+: O_O What did you say?
0018: I'd rather not say.
003: Well, the only others who might be able to know would be maybe me, but I didn't hear anything, and 001.
001: * thinking to himself * I'm not telling them what she said. It's just plain cruel. * out loud * Nope, not getting it out of me.
006&007: Darn.
0015: Why do I have a feeling this has something to do with Ranma?
Hi: /Because it does in a way, but I think Sam should tell you herself./
0015: Go away!
0016: * came back second ago because it was raining * I didn't do anything!
0015: Not you! Hi! She got in my mind again!
0014: At least your yami doesn't want to give 0018 a painful death.
Hogosha: * currently describing some very interesting ways to kill 0018 and 0014 is stuck listening to them*
0014: * shudders *
0020+: I'm glad I don't have a yami.
004: Enough with the yamis! We were talking about Plus was doing when he was kidnapped!
0018: * not really listening * * is looking at 0017 *
0017: * in some kind of trance and drawing something *
0020+: Well, I was looking for Yami, 'cause he'd been missing for a while and I ran into Yusuke and then I think something with really sharp claws bit me.
008: That's it?
0020+: I think so.
0017: * stops drawing and goes back to normal *
0018: * snatches paper and looks at it before 0017 can * That's not a good sign. * tosses paper over shoulder *
0015: What on Earth are you talking about?
0019: 0017 sometimes gets possessed and writes or draws something that can help us with something.
005: * curious * What was it?
0018: A picture of Hikari, only it looked like she'd gotten hit by someone a bunch of times and might be dieing. And a look in her eyes I couldn't place.
Hogosha: /Is it just me or is./
Hi: /Tsuki's power is being drained!?/
0018: * somehow hears the two yamis * Eh? * also senses Tsuki's power being drained * O_O What the?! * turns around in time to see 0016 staring at the picture *
0016: * looks quite pale and is looking at the picture and her eyes are dilated enough so that you can't see the pupils anymore and faints a second after 0018 turns around *
Everyone who didn't see that: * turns around when 0016 lands on the floor *
Hogosha: /Tsuki!/
0014: //Hey! What about my sister?!// Is she okay?!
004: * turning to 0018 * What happened? You know.
0018: Something was draining Tsuki's energy and I didn't notice until it was almost gone.
007: What?
0018: It means if she rests she'll be fine.
Dr. Gilmore: * sighs * * thinking * This has been a very strange day. * out loud * 004, please take 0016 to her room.
004: Sure. * picks up 0016 and takes her to her room *
0015: * picks up paper *
006: How could a piece of paper do that?
0018: Well, maybe it's because 0017-What are you doing?!
0015: * tearing up paper * This thing is dangerous.
0018: What if 0016's mind was trapped in there?!
0015: Well-
002: Ha, didn't think it through did you?
0015: Who asked you?!
002: No one, but it's so obvious that you messed up that someone had to tell you!
002&0015: * go into another shouting match which soon turns into a fist fight *
0020 cyborgs: O_O * look at other cyborgs and Dr. Gilmore *
0014: 0015's always been like that.
003: And 002's always been like that too.
0019: What would happen if-
Narrator: In the split second before he can finish his question, the two cyborgs suddenly disappear and the room is in shambles.
0019: Never mind, I think I just got my answer.
004: * comes back in * Okay I-What happened here?!
008: We found out what happens when 002 and 015 get into a fight and use their acceleration modes and maybe fly at the same time.
0014: I think I'll just go to bed now. * leaves *
0019: Yeah, me too. * leaves *
0017: Hey! Wait for me! * follows 0019 *
0020-: Is it always like this?
007: Well, it usually isn't this chaotic, but since all you kids are here now it probably will.
0020+: That and the fact we're going to school in Nerima.
0020-: * looks at 0020+ funny * I think I'll go to bed. * leaves *
0020+: Wait for me! * follows *
0018: * thinking * Uh oh.
Dr. Gilmore: What?
0018: I just realized something.
006: * curious * What?
0018: Well, Lamar's really my reincarnation, 0014 is Hogosha's reincarnation, 0015 is Hi's reincarnation, and 0016 is really Tsuki's reincarnation.
004: That doesn't seem so bad.
0018: It wouldn't be if Tsuki and I hadn't had a mental bond, but we did and it might have been carried over to this life and that picture might have activated it. I'll have to go to the Shadow Realm to see. * goes through portal to the Shadow Realm which appeared out of nowhere and then disappears *
007: Did you see that?!
003: Oh dear, I hope that 0016 doesn't have any problems with that mental bond.
008: Relax. She seems to be pretty tough. I'm sure she'll be all right. * yawns * But we should all go to bed.
Everyone: * does so *
In the middle of the night:
0016: * suddenly wakes up with a bad headache * Uhn, what happened? * looks at the clock * 1:23PM?! Must've already slept my nine hours a week. What was all that about? That picture, it was like someone was invading my mind, and it feels like Tsuki's still really weak from it. * sighs * I guess I'll get something to eat, maybe it'll get rid of this bad headache. * gets up and goes downstairs while being careful not to wake up 0014 and goes to the kitchen only she senses another presence there * Huh? * looks and sees a girl with blond, curly hair wearing denim shorts, a white T- shirt, a pair of sneakers, and a golden card with and eye of Horus on it on a string around her neck drawing on a piece of paper * Who are you?
Girl: * looks up with surprised green eyes tinted with blue *
0016: * gasps because this is the girl from the drawing that 0017 made * You're- * shakes her head * How did you get here?
Girl: * blinks * You can see me?
0016: Yeah, now, how did you get here?
Girl: There was a bright light. I followed it here, but I'll get pulled back soon. * smiles * You're radiating the light. You must have caused it. It was around 8:00 last time.
0016: That was when I looked at 0017's picture and fainted.
Girl: Yeah, that was you. You must have a headache. I might've accidentally transferred some information to your brain since it seems to have a computer or something in it.
0016: Yeah, but how could you tell I have a cybernetic brain?
Girl: * frowns * I dunno. All of a sudden I'm able to know almost everything about computers. It's really creepy. * smiles again * I'm being rude. I forgot to ask your name. So, what's your name, your real name?
0016: * startled * It's Tsukino Usagi.
Girl: That's a nice name. Rabbit of the Moon, you're a bunny! * giggles then frowns * When I think of my name, Ladylucimon comes into my mind, but I don't think that's what name was before I was captured. *smiles * I can't really remember my real name, but I remember that I had another name I didn't use very often until Sam came. It was Lamar. It wasn't in her name so everyone who knew about her called me that. * looks right at 0016 * If you're going to talk about me, call me by that name, okay?
0016: * smiles * Sure thing, Lamar.
Lamar: * smiles * You're nice. I'd like to give you these. * hands her three drawings that she was working on * I don't know who that boy is, but I have a feeling he's very special. * suddenly goes all see through * Oh, I guess that I ran out of energy to stay here. I hope I can come again and see you Bunny. * disappears*
0016: * blinks and looks at the first picture * Oh!
Narrator: The first picture has a boy with a goofy grin, brown eyes, and spiky, brown hair that has been put under a green cap and a pair of goggles who is wearing a green shirt, with a red jacket over it, beige pants, and sneakers. On the bottom of the picture the name Takuya is written.
0016: That boy sure looks happy. He must lead a happy normal life. * looks at second picture * Wha?! Oh dear.
Narrator: The second picture has the same boy, but he is no longer smiling and his hat and goggles are gone. The strange thing was, he was wearing a cyborg uniform that was completely red and 00Fire was written on the bottom.
0016: He's a cyborg. That's so sad. He looked so happy in that last picture in this one he looks so sad. *doesn't really look at the last one because all of a sudden her headache gets worse * Darn it. * goes over sink and gets some water * This thing keeps getting worse. Maybe some videogames will help. * goes over to computer and starts typing * Eh? * notices that she is typing in only 0's and 1's for no reason and that her headache is slightly better * Oh well, whatever works. * keeps typing for a while until her headache's almost gone and she's tired of typing * * sighs * It's boring here at night. I sure wish I could sleep like a normal person again. * puts her hand down, only it slips and hits the enter key * Oops.
Narrator: The computer suddenly lights up really bright so that 0016 has to cover her eyes. When it dies down and she puts her hands down, there is a boy with spiky, multi-colored hair lieing on the floor.
Lamar: And that's it.
0017: You finally put yourself in. 'Bout time.
0018: As long as we know she's safe.
0019: Why's it happening to 0016 though?
Lamar: 0018 explained it already. Anyway, remember to review.