Lamar: I noticed something interesting in some Cyborg 009 fics.
0018: What?
Lamar: Certain evil cyborgs get brought back. I thought I'd do it.
All who know who they are: No!
All who do not know who they are: Who?
Lamar: * laughs slightly evil-like *
0019: * sweatdrops * She doesn't own * takes out list * Cyborg 009, Yu-Gi- Oh, Sailor Moon, Digimon, Yu Yu Hakusho, Ranma ½, or anything else in here. Start it now.
Cyborg 009: Monogatari Nendaiki Chapter 7
Narrator: So anyway, last time 0016 ran into a strange girl who disappeared and started messing with the computer. A boy came out of it. The good news is, her headache's completely gone now.
Usagi: * staring at boy * O_O I think I'll just freak out now... * finally screams which she has been wanting to do for a few minutes now *
Everyone else except for the boy: * wake up very unpleasantly *
001: What is it 0016?
0016: A boy came out of the computer!
Boy: * happens to wake up * * stares at 0016 *
0016: * stares back *
Boy: Um, hi?
0016: Who are you and why were you in the computer?!
0020+: * comes in right then * What's with all the racket?! * sees boy * Yami?! What are you doing here?!
0016: That's the Yami you were talking about?!
Yami: What are you doing her Jonouchi?
0020+: Uh, well, you see, there was this, no that won't work...I was looking for you and I-On second thought, I don't think I should tell you that.
0018: * happens to choose that time to return from the shadow realm * They have the bond. * sees Yami * O_O What's the pharaoh doing here?!
Yami:-_- Why do people keep calling me that?
004: * happens to come in and sees Yami * Okay, who are you? * raises gun hand *
Yami: * looks at hand * Why is there a gun where your hand should be?
0014: * comes in then * What was with the screaming?! * sees Yami * Who is that?!
0018: He's the pharaoh!
Yami: -_- When are people going to stop calling me that?
Narrator: A few minutes later everyone is finally there.
002: Let me get this straight, you got sucked into a computer and you just happened to get back out through ours?
Yami: Yes.
008: Do you have any proof?
Yami: How 'bout the fact I found a place that said Black Ghost on it and you were all in it with various numbers down as your names?
0020+: Hey, wait a minute, you knew I was a cyborg and didn't say anything?
Yami: Yes.
0020+: * goes to another room where they hear some shouts and a couple of crashes and then comes back *
0020-: * laughing *
Yami: Where are the other 13?
Dr. Gilmore: These are the only cyborgs there are that are alive.
Yami: But there were 13 other pictures there.
0016: Wait, did one of them look like this? * holds up the two pictures of the boy *
Yami: Yes.
0015: Usagi, where did you get those?
0016: Some strange girl gave them to me.
0018: * thinking about a certain someone * Was she about my height with blond hair, and green eyes that were some what tinted blue?
0016: Yeah...
0017: * faints *
002: Let me guess, she's your...
0018: Yeah. I think I'll just take 0017 back to bed while I try to figure out why she was here. * grabs 0017 and walks by table and picks up the picture that 0016 didn't look at * What's this?
0016: * looks over 0018's shoulder at the picture * That was the other picture the girl gave me. I don't get it though.
0018: I'll just keep it. * continues to room *
0019: I'll just follow her since I'm sharing a room with 0017. * does so *
0020+: C'mon, you can room with me and Minus! * grabs Yami and drags him *
Yami: But I need to tell you-
0020-: Can it please wait until morning? It's 3:00 in the morning. * follows them to their room *
0014: I'm leaving too. * leaves but grabs what looks like a pair of earplugs *
0015: Please don't scream again. * also leaves *
Dr. Gilmore: * sighs * Looks like we'll be enrolling another one in the school. * leaves *
003: We'll have to leave early since Yami can't handle acceleration mode. * leaves *
004: We should go to bed too. * leaves *
007: Hey! Wait up! * runs after him *
006: I need to get to bed too so I can fix breakfast. * leaves *
008: * yawns and leaves *
0016: * looks at 005 * Are they angry?
005: No. Just tired. * leaves *
0016: * sighs * Guess I'll just play video games. * does so *
The next morning:
The cyborgs that go to school: * are now running to school and dragging Yami behind them because they don't wanna be late *
Yami: What about-
Jonouchi: Wait till after school!
Yami: * sighs * Might as well...
Narrator: Anyway, as soon as they get to school, they take Yami to the office and he gets in all of Jonouchi and Yusuke's classes.
Others: * go to their class *
Joe: Made...it.
Sam: We're gonna have ta wake up earlier.
Ms. Hinako: * walks in * Class, we have two more new students! Come on in!
Two new students: * walk in surprising three particular cyborgs *
Jet,Francoise,&Joe: Apollo!? Artemis!?
Apollo&Artemis: * are gonna say 00-cyborgs but realize too many people are watching so they settle for the next best thing * YOU!
Ranma: * wakes up from his nap * I can tell from personal experience that this isn't going to go well.
Ms. Hinako: Um, then I'll just put them on the other side of the room.
Narrator: To make a long story short, those five spent all the time 'till lunch glaring at each other and were seated on opposite sides of the classroom in all their classes. The other cyborgs were trying to get information out of the three earliest cyborgs, but didn't do a very good job. The next scene takes place at lunch.
Apollo&Artemis: * stomp over to the other cyborgs * What are you doing here?!
Jet,Francoise,&Joe: What are you doing here?!
The three who have different classes: ???
Usagi: Okay, what's going on?
Jet: These two tried to kill every human on the Earth.
Ranma: * suddenly flips down from the branches of the tree they're under although he's hanging upside down since his feet are what's keeping him on the branch * Are they cyborgs too?
Apollo&Artemis: * jump back a bit *
Joe: Yes they are. * pause * What were you doing in that tree?
Ranma: Hiding from Akane and her cooking.
Apollo: You're hiding from food?
Ranma: You would too if you'd been forced to eat it half-a-dozen times! * flips back up into tree *
Jonouchi: Should we just introduce ourselves?
Francoise: It depends if they've decided to turn a new leaf since we last saw them.
Apollo: What do you think? We're going to a public school and not trying to kill any one. I would think that means that we're good, right Artemis. * waits and turns to look at her when she doesn't answer *
Artemis: * in an argument with Akane over something that Akane cooked * * calling it something only a desperate soul from Hades would eat *
Akane: * saying it's not that bad and that it's perfectly fine *
Akane's food: * moving of its own accord and making odd noises *
Apollo: * turns back to the others * Never mind about Artemis.
Usagi: Is there anyone else with you?
Apollo: Pan.
Francoise: Really? Where is he?
Apollo: My sister decided to send him to school.
Jet: O_O But he's part goat!
At Furinkin Elementary School:
Pan: * looking for a place to eat lunch and getting stares since he wasn't able to wear pants since he's part goat, although Artemis did manage to get a shirt on him * Meena? * goes over to a boy who happens to be Mokuba who's sitting by himself *
Mokuba: * has red pupils * Hi there! I'm Mokuba, what's your name?
Pan: Mika.
Mokuba: Pan? Doesn't that mean bread?
Pan: Mooka!
Mokuba: You sure it's Greek?
Back to the high school:
Shadow: Should we introduce ourselves?
Joe: Sure.
Artemis: * comes over smirking *
Akane: * tried to eat her food and fainted *
Ranma: * still not coming out of the tree till after lunch *
Shingo: I'm Tsukino Shingo aka 0014.
Rei: I'm Hino Rei aka 0015.
Usagi: I'm Tsukino Usagi aka 0016. Nice to meet you!
Jon: I'm Jon aka 0017. I'm a fox demon.
Sam: I'm Sam aka 0018. I'm a cat demon.
Ranma: * upon hearing that he clung to the branch even tighter *
Shadow: Well, Jon calls me Shadow, but I don't know my real name. I'm actually more comfortable with 0019.
Jonouchi: I'm Jonouchi Katsuya, go by Jonouchi, aka 0020+.
Yusuke: I'm Urameshi Yusuke aka 0020-.
Apollo: -_- Great, more cyborgs.
Artemis: Be nice. We might need their help. * looks at Yami * What about him?
Yami: I'm Motou Yami and-
Courtyard wall: * explodes *
All students who can besides the ones we were with: O_O * rush into school *
Joe: Um, Francoise...
Francoise: It's a cyborg!
Jon: Should I use my powers to make it looks like we're no where near it?
Sam: Yeah, you do that.
Jon: * his eyes start glowing really bright and everyone in the school can no longer see the cyborgs and Yami *
Artemis: That is his power?
Sam: * back to her normal self since Jon needs all the energy he can get * Yep.
Yami: -_- At this rate I'll never be able to tell them.
Artemis: Tell us what?
Yami: That I'm- * gets punched and knocked into the tree before he can finish *
Apollo: You're what? Finish the sentence!
Artemis: Didn't you notice that he just got knocked into a tree?
Apollo: Can't he recover from that?
Jonouchi: What do you think?! He's just a normal human!
Usagi: It's the boy from the picture!
Artemis: Picture?
Jet: We'll explain later.
Boy from pictures who will now be referred to as cyborg: * looks exactly the same as from the picture only he has eyes that are red, pupil, iris, and all, and a black spiral thing around his right arm * You are the cyborgs I was sent to destroy, correct?
Usagi: Are you Takuya?
Cyborg: Negative. I am 00Fire.
Shingo: -_-Let me guess, you control fire right?
Joe: Now's not the time to joke.
Apollo: It's just a mortal. It should be easy to beat him.
Narrator: A second later Apollo had 3rd degree burns all over his body.
Apollo: * twitch * Okay, he's stronger than he looks.
Usagi: * notices something * Where's Yami?
Jonouchi: * looks around * Good question.
Francoise: I don't think that's going to work Artemis.
Artemis: * firing arrows at 00Fire *
00Fire: * either canceling the arrows with his fire, dodging them, or just letting them hit him *
Artemis: * sighs * You're right. Can you think of any way to beat him?
Francoise: Well, he seems to have resistance to many types of attacks unless it's from a certain something, but I'm not sure what that something is.
00Fire: That's because it's impossible for it to be here. * gets his arms covered in flames * You'll surrender before you can figure out what it is.
Rei: And if we don't?
00Fire: * points arm toward school *
Usagi: * notices something * How can you be moving so soon?!
00Fire: Huh? * suddenly gets hit very hard by some sort of black energy and turns around in time to see Yami punch him in the face knocking him out *
Yami: * picks up 00Fire and blasts the black spiral thing with a much weaker blast to destroy it *
Apollo: O_O Okay, how did you do that?!
Jonouchi: Good question. He couldn't do that before.
Yusuke: * to Yami * Did you die and get brought back to life?
Yami: No. My DNA was altered.
00Fire: * wakes up just then with normal eyes * Man what a weird dream. Getting kidnapped, chriogenically frozen, and then they woke me up to turn me into a cyborg. I gotta stop watching monster movies before I go to bed. * realizes where he is and that he is getting stares * Hey, this isn't my room. * looks down and sees what he's wearing * O_O It wasn't a dream!
Apollo: No it wasn't. And it wasn't very pleasant when you showed up just now.
00Fire: * notices Apollo's burns * Oh, did I do that? Sorry, I'm sure I didn't mean to.
Secretary on PA system: Principal Kuno has cancelled school for the rest of the day. If you ask me, you should leave before he finds his scissors.
Principal Kuno: * shows up just then * Found my scissors! Who's first?
Ranma: * jumps down from tree and lands on the principal all cat-like and starts clawing and biting him badly * Meowr!
Sam: So that's why he smelled like a cat!
Jon: Why?
Sam: He knows that particular form of neko-ken.
Apollo: What?
Sam: Neko-ken is a type of martial arts designed to make those who know it very cat-like. It can only be used on people who are younger than 10. It is basically covering a kid in fish sausages and throwing him into a pit of hungry cats. They have a very bad phobia of cats, but when they are around them a lot their strength, speed, and everything else increases, but they act like cats as you can see.
Ranma: * done beating up the principal and is playing with some cat nip Jon gave him *
Jon: I can only hold my illusion for 30 more seconds.
Everyone who can accelerate: * grabs someone who can not accelerate and take them to the Dolphin *
An hour later at the Dolphin:
Dr. Gilmore: * working on Apollo's arm which was damaged by 00Fire's attack *
0016: So, is your real name Takuya?
00Fire: Yeah, how'd ya know?
0016: A girl gave me a picture of you.
003: * finishes studying the scans of Yami and 00Fire * Okay, according to this 00Fire's only half-human-
00Fire: Actually, I was born like that.
Everyone except Yami: O_O
003: What's the other half?
00Fire: Digimon. * points at Yami * He's half Digimon too. It's not natural though, how'd it happen?
Yami: Have you ever heard of Lucimon?
00Fire: Yeah, why-Oh.
003: Anyway, this also says that 00Fire can make fire come out of almost anywhere on his body, his skin is fire-proof, he can go without oxygen for a few hours, and his eyes turn red when he's using his fire power or is under mind control.
0017: * evil grin * His eyes looked like red versions of 004's. At least now we know they're not related.
004&00Fire: * glare at 0017 *
0017: Just joking!
007: Um, I'm curious, what's a Digimon.
00Fire: It's short for digital monster. Can I see your left hand?
0019: * trying to get it to stop humming * Sure.
00Fire: * tries to remove the bandages * The energy it's giving off makes it seem like a digivice.
0018: A what?
00Fire: A digivice. They're sometimes given to human children who get transported to the digital world. That's where all the Digimon live. I think it's supposed to exist in computers.
008: If it exists in computers than how come you're half-Digimon?
00Fire: * pauses * I think it has to do with me being a reincarnation of a Digimon that didn't die the normal way so he wasn't reborn as a normal Digimon.
Almost everyone: What?
0015&0016: Makes sense to me.
002: Man, you two are freaky.
0015: What?!
002: You heard me!
0020-: This is the second time in less than 12 hours.
0020+: * snickers suddenly *
0020-: What?
0020+: Nothing
Artemis: * realizes she got caught staring at 0020- and looks away blushing *
Apollo: * is nearly covered in bandages * Don't you think you've put enough bandages on me yet?
Dr. Gilmore: Not quite. * puts one on his hand * There, those should cover all you burns.
All who know Apollo: * laugh at that funny sight *
Apollo: -_- Oh be quiet.
00Fire: Hey I think I got something. * pokes 0019's left hand *
0019's left hand: * changes shape and blasts 00Fire and Yami with light then turns back to normal *
0019: O_O Gah! * scoots back really quick *
00Fire: * is now a Flamon * What do you know it was a digivice. * looks over at Yami * A really strong one too.
Yami: * now has five pairs of wings, those things that pharaohs are always holding in hieroglyphs, the clothes he has in flashbacks, and he's got five tattoos on each arm * -_- This is embarrassing.
0020+: * laughing at Yami * Man, now you look like you in all those pictures from ancient Egypt in the museum!
0014: Um, can you change back now?
00Fire/Flamon: I think we're gonna need to get 0019's help again to do that.
Lamar: That's the chapter.
0018: Why did you stop?!
Lamar: I was taking up too much space. It's already long enough.
0020+: * walks in just then * I like what you're doing with Artemis.
0018: O_O Hikari!
Lamar: Um, I gotta go, bye! * leaves *
0018: Get back here you! * chases *
0020+: * sweatdrops * What's with those two? Review, I guess.
0018: What?
Lamar: Certain evil cyborgs get brought back. I thought I'd do it.
All who know who they are: No!
All who do not know who they are: Who?
Lamar: * laughs slightly evil-like *
0019: * sweatdrops * She doesn't own * takes out list * Cyborg 009, Yu-Gi- Oh, Sailor Moon, Digimon, Yu Yu Hakusho, Ranma ½, or anything else in here. Start it now.
Cyborg 009: Monogatari Nendaiki Chapter 7
Narrator: So anyway, last time 0016 ran into a strange girl who disappeared and started messing with the computer. A boy came out of it. The good news is, her headache's completely gone now.
Usagi: * staring at boy * O_O I think I'll just freak out now... * finally screams which she has been wanting to do for a few minutes now *
Everyone else except for the boy: * wake up very unpleasantly *
001: What is it 0016?
0016: A boy came out of the computer!
Boy: * happens to wake up * * stares at 0016 *
0016: * stares back *
Boy: Um, hi?
0016: Who are you and why were you in the computer?!
0020+: * comes in right then * What's with all the racket?! * sees boy * Yami?! What are you doing here?!
0016: That's the Yami you were talking about?!
Yami: What are you doing her Jonouchi?
0020+: Uh, well, you see, there was this, no that won't work...I was looking for you and I-On second thought, I don't think I should tell you that.
0018: * happens to choose that time to return from the shadow realm * They have the bond. * sees Yami * O_O What's the pharaoh doing here?!
Yami:-_- Why do people keep calling me that?
004: * happens to come in and sees Yami * Okay, who are you? * raises gun hand *
Yami: * looks at hand * Why is there a gun where your hand should be?
0014: * comes in then * What was with the screaming?! * sees Yami * Who is that?!
0018: He's the pharaoh!
Yami: -_- When are people going to stop calling me that?
Narrator: A few minutes later everyone is finally there.
002: Let me get this straight, you got sucked into a computer and you just happened to get back out through ours?
Yami: Yes.
008: Do you have any proof?
Yami: How 'bout the fact I found a place that said Black Ghost on it and you were all in it with various numbers down as your names?
0020+: Hey, wait a minute, you knew I was a cyborg and didn't say anything?
Yami: Yes.
0020+: * goes to another room where they hear some shouts and a couple of crashes and then comes back *
0020-: * laughing *
Yami: Where are the other 13?
Dr. Gilmore: These are the only cyborgs there are that are alive.
Yami: But there were 13 other pictures there.
0016: Wait, did one of them look like this? * holds up the two pictures of the boy *
Yami: Yes.
0015: Usagi, where did you get those?
0016: Some strange girl gave them to me.
0018: * thinking about a certain someone * Was she about my height with blond hair, and green eyes that were some what tinted blue?
0016: Yeah...
0017: * faints *
002: Let me guess, she's your...
0018: Yeah. I think I'll just take 0017 back to bed while I try to figure out why she was here. * grabs 0017 and walks by table and picks up the picture that 0016 didn't look at * What's this?
0016: * looks over 0018's shoulder at the picture * That was the other picture the girl gave me. I don't get it though.
0018: I'll just keep it. * continues to room *
0019: I'll just follow her since I'm sharing a room with 0017. * does so *
0020+: C'mon, you can room with me and Minus! * grabs Yami and drags him *
Yami: But I need to tell you-
0020-: Can it please wait until morning? It's 3:00 in the morning. * follows them to their room *
0014: I'm leaving too. * leaves but grabs what looks like a pair of earplugs *
0015: Please don't scream again. * also leaves *
Dr. Gilmore: * sighs * Looks like we'll be enrolling another one in the school. * leaves *
003: We'll have to leave early since Yami can't handle acceleration mode. * leaves *
004: We should go to bed too. * leaves *
007: Hey! Wait up! * runs after him *
006: I need to get to bed too so I can fix breakfast. * leaves *
008: * yawns and leaves *
0016: * looks at 005 * Are they angry?
005: No. Just tired. * leaves *
0016: * sighs * Guess I'll just play video games. * does so *
The next morning:
The cyborgs that go to school: * are now running to school and dragging Yami behind them because they don't wanna be late *
Yami: What about-
Jonouchi: Wait till after school!
Yami: * sighs * Might as well...
Narrator: Anyway, as soon as they get to school, they take Yami to the office and he gets in all of Jonouchi and Yusuke's classes.
Others: * go to their class *
Joe: Made...it.
Sam: We're gonna have ta wake up earlier.
Ms. Hinako: * walks in * Class, we have two more new students! Come on in!
Two new students: * walk in surprising three particular cyborgs *
Jet,Francoise,&Joe: Apollo!? Artemis!?
Apollo&Artemis: * are gonna say 00-cyborgs but realize too many people are watching so they settle for the next best thing * YOU!
Ranma: * wakes up from his nap * I can tell from personal experience that this isn't going to go well.
Ms. Hinako: Um, then I'll just put them on the other side of the room.
Narrator: To make a long story short, those five spent all the time 'till lunch glaring at each other and were seated on opposite sides of the classroom in all their classes. The other cyborgs were trying to get information out of the three earliest cyborgs, but didn't do a very good job. The next scene takes place at lunch.
Apollo&Artemis: * stomp over to the other cyborgs * What are you doing here?!
Jet,Francoise,&Joe: What are you doing here?!
The three who have different classes: ???
Usagi: Okay, what's going on?
Jet: These two tried to kill every human on the Earth.
Ranma: * suddenly flips down from the branches of the tree they're under although he's hanging upside down since his feet are what's keeping him on the branch * Are they cyborgs too?
Apollo&Artemis: * jump back a bit *
Joe: Yes they are. * pause * What were you doing in that tree?
Ranma: Hiding from Akane and her cooking.
Apollo: You're hiding from food?
Ranma: You would too if you'd been forced to eat it half-a-dozen times! * flips back up into tree *
Jonouchi: Should we just introduce ourselves?
Francoise: It depends if they've decided to turn a new leaf since we last saw them.
Apollo: What do you think? We're going to a public school and not trying to kill any one. I would think that means that we're good, right Artemis. * waits and turns to look at her when she doesn't answer *
Artemis: * in an argument with Akane over something that Akane cooked * * calling it something only a desperate soul from Hades would eat *
Akane: * saying it's not that bad and that it's perfectly fine *
Akane's food: * moving of its own accord and making odd noises *
Apollo: * turns back to the others * Never mind about Artemis.
Usagi: Is there anyone else with you?
Apollo: Pan.
Francoise: Really? Where is he?
Apollo: My sister decided to send him to school.
Jet: O_O But he's part goat!
At Furinkin Elementary School:
Pan: * looking for a place to eat lunch and getting stares since he wasn't able to wear pants since he's part goat, although Artemis did manage to get a shirt on him * Meena? * goes over to a boy who happens to be Mokuba who's sitting by himself *
Mokuba: * has red pupils * Hi there! I'm Mokuba, what's your name?
Pan: Mika.
Mokuba: Pan? Doesn't that mean bread?
Pan: Mooka!
Mokuba: You sure it's Greek?
Back to the high school:
Shadow: Should we introduce ourselves?
Joe: Sure.
Artemis: * comes over smirking *
Akane: * tried to eat her food and fainted *
Ranma: * still not coming out of the tree till after lunch *
Shingo: I'm Tsukino Shingo aka 0014.
Rei: I'm Hino Rei aka 0015.
Usagi: I'm Tsukino Usagi aka 0016. Nice to meet you!
Jon: I'm Jon aka 0017. I'm a fox demon.
Sam: I'm Sam aka 0018. I'm a cat demon.
Ranma: * upon hearing that he clung to the branch even tighter *
Shadow: Well, Jon calls me Shadow, but I don't know my real name. I'm actually more comfortable with 0019.
Jonouchi: I'm Jonouchi Katsuya, go by Jonouchi, aka 0020+.
Yusuke: I'm Urameshi Yusuke aka 0020-.
Apollo: -_- Great, more cyborgs.
Artemis: Be nice. We might need their help. * looks at Yami * What about him?
Yami: I'm Motou Yami and-
Courtyard wall: * explodes *
All students who can besides the ones we were with: O_O * rush into school *
Joe: Um, Francoise...
Francoise: It's a cyborg!
Jon: Should I use my powers to make it looks like we're no where near it?
Sam: Yeah, you do that.
Jon: * his eyes start glowing really bright and everyone in the school can no longer see the cyborgs and Yami *
Artemis: That is his power?
Sam: * back to her normal self since Jon needs all the energy he can get * Yep.
Yami: -_- At this rate I'll never be able to tell them.
Artemis: Tell us what?
Yami: That I'm- * gets punched and knocked into the tree before he can finish *
Apollo: You're what? Finish the sentence!
Artemis: Didn't you notice that he just got knocked into a tree?
Apollo: Can't he recover from that?
Jonouchi: What do you think?! He's just a normal human!
Usagi: It's the boy from the picture!
Artemis: Picture?
Jet: We'll explain later.
Boy from pictures who will now be referred to as cyborg: * looks exactly the same as from the picture only he has eyes that are red, pupil, iris, and all, and a black spiral thing around his right arm * You are the cyborgs I was sent to destroy, correct?
Usagi: Are you Takuya?
Cyborg: Negative. I am 00Fire.
Shingo: -_-Let me guess, you control fire right?
Joe: Now's not the time to joke.
Apollo: It's just a mortal. It should be easy to beat him.
Narrator: A second later Apollo had 3rd degree burns all over his body.
Apollo: * twitch * Okay, he's stronger than he looks.
Usagi: * notices something * Where's Yami?
Jonouchi: * looks around * Good question.
Francoise: I don't think that's going to work Artemis.
Artemis: * firing arrows at 00Fire *
00Fire: * either canceling the arrows with his fire, dodging them, or just letting them hit him *
Artemis: * sighs * You're right. Can you think of any way to beat him?
Francoise: Well, he seems to have resistance to many types of attacks unless it's from a certain something, but I'm not sure what that something is.
00Fire: That's because it's impossible for it to be here. * gets his arms covered in flames * You'll surrender before you can figure out what it is.
Rei: And if we don't?
00Fire: * points arm toward school *
Usagi: * notices something * How can you be moving so soon?!
00Fire: Huh? * suddenly gets hit very hard by some sort of black energy and turns around in time to see Yami punch him in the face knocking him out *
Yami: * picks up 00Fire and blasts the black spiral thing with a much weaker blast to destroy it *
Apollo: O_O Okay, how did you do that?!
Jonouchi: Good question. He couldn't do that before.
Yusuke: * to Yami * Did you die and get brought back to life?
Yami: No. My DNA was altered.
00Fire: * wakes up just then with normal eyes * Man what a weird dream. Getting kidnapped, chriogenically frozen, and then they woke me up to turn me into a cyborg. I gotta stop watching monster movies before I go to bed. * realizes where he is and that he is getting stares * Hey, this isn't my room. * looks down and sees what he's wearing * O_O It wasn't a dream!
Apollo: No it wasn't. And it wasn't very pleasant when you showed up just now.
00Fire: * notices Apollo's burns * Oh, did I do that? Sorry, I'm sure I didn't mean to.
Secretary on PA system: Principal Kuno has cancelled school for the rest of the day. If you ask me, you should leave before he finds his scissors.
Principal Kuno: * shows up just then * Found my scissors! Who's first?
Ranma: * jumps down from tree and lands on the principal all cat-like and starts clawing and biting him badly * Meowr!
Sam: So that's why he smelled like a cat!
Jon: Why?
Sam: He knows that particular form of neko-ken.
Apollo: What?
Sam: Neko-ken is a type of martial arts designed to make those who know it very cat-like. It can only be used on people who are younger than 10. It is basically covering a kid in fish sausages and throwing him into a pit of hungry cats. They have a very bad phobia of cats, but when they are around them a lot their strength, speed, and everything else increases, but they act like cats as you can see.
Ranma: * done beating up the principal and is playing with some cat nip Jon gave him *
Jon: I can only hold my illusion for 30 more seconds.
Everyone who can accelerate: * grabs someone who can not accelerate and take them to the Dolphin *
An hour later at the Dolphin:
Dr. Gilmore: * working on Apollo's arm which was damaged by 00Fire's attack *
0016: So, is your real name Takuya?
00Fire: Yeah, how'd ya know?
0016: A girl gave me a picture of you.
003: * finishes studying the scans of Yami and 00Fire * Okay, according to this 00Fire's only half-human-
00Fire: Actually, I was born like that.
Everyone except Yami: O_O
003: What's the other half?
00Fire: Digimon. * points at Yami * He's half Digimon too. It's not natural though, how'd it happen?
Yami: Have you ever heard of Lucimon?
00Fire: Yeah, why-Oh.
003: Anyway, this also says that 00Fire can make fire come out of almost anywhere on his body, his skin is fire-proof, he can go without oxygen for a few hours, and his eyes turn red when he's using his fire power or is under mind control.
0017: * evil grin * His eyes looked like red versions of 004's. At least now we know they're not related.
004&00Fire: * glare at 0017 *
0017: Just joking!
007: Um, I'm curious, what's a Digimon.
00Fire: It's short for digital monster. Can I see your left hand?
0019: * trying to get it to stop humming * Sure.
00Fire: * tries to remove the bandages * The energy it's giving off makes it seem like a digivice.
0018: A what?
00Fire: A digivice. They're sometimes given to human children who get transported to the digital world. That's where all the Digimon live. I think it's supposed to exist in computers.
008: If it exists in computers than how come you're half-Digimon?
00Fire: * pauses * I think it has to do with me being a reincarnation of a Digimon that didn't die the normal way so he wasn't reborn as a normal Digimon.
Almost everyone: What?
0015&0016: Makes sense to me.
002: Man, you two are freaky.
0015: What?!
002: You heard me!
0020-: This is the second time in less than 12 hours.
0020+: * snickers suddenly *
0020-: What?
0020+: Nothing
Artemis: * realizes she got caught staring at 0020- and looks away blushing *
Apollo: * is nearly covered in bandages * Don't you think you've put enough bandages on me yet?
Dr. Gilmore: Not quite. * puts one on his hand * There, those should cover all you burns.
All who know Apollo: * laugh at that funny sight *
Apollo: -_- Oh be quiet.
00Fire: Hey I think I got something. * pokes 0019's left hand *
0019's left hand: * changes shape and blasts 00Fire and Yami with light then turns back to normal *
0019: O_O Gah! * scoots back really quick *
00Fire: * is now a Flamon * What do you know it was a digivice. * looks over at Yami * A really strong one too.
Yami: * now has five pairs of wings, those things that pharaohs are always holding in hieroglyphs, the clothes he has in flashbacks, and he's got five tattoos on each arm * -_- This is embarrassing.
0020+: * laughing at Yami * Man, now you look like you in all those pictures from ancient Egypt in the museum!
0014: Um, can you change back now?
00Fire/Flamon: I think we're gonna need to get 0019's help again to do that.
Lamar: That's the chapter.
0018: Why did you stop?!
Lamar: I was taking up too much space. It's already long enough.
0020+: * walks in just then * I like what you're doing with Artemis.
0018: O_O Hikari!
Lamar: Um, I gotta go, bye! * leaves *
0018: Get back here you! * chases *
0020+: * sweatdrops * What's with those two? Review, I guess.