Lamar: Sorry for taking so long with this chapter. I lost the beginning of
it, have a lot of schoolwork, and slammed the car door closed on my finger.
0018: That's why it's purple and has holes in it? I thought bugs were drilling into it.
0017: You really need to get out more.
0019: Those people don't own Cyborg 009, Sailor Moon, Yu-Gi-Oh, Yu Yu Hakusho, Digimon, Ranma ½, Harry Potter, or anything else in this fanfic.
Cyborg 009: Monogatari Nendaiki Chapter 10
The four from last chapter: walk into dining room to witness utter chaos
0015: chasing 0016 Give me those eggs!
0016: running while holding a plate of scrambled eggs No!
0019: I'm pretty sure I didn't have any sausages.
009: You sure? I'm pretty sure I only got two.
0019's plate and 009's plate: somehow got smashed together mixing the food up
007: keeps stealing food from other people
Apollo: glaring daggers at 0020-
0020-: Will you cut that out already?!
Artemis: thinking...of someone
0020(I decided to try and write in his accent): Dat's weird, I thought I had more sausages. Hey wait a minute. looks at 002 Are you taking dem? You got more sausages and dere aren't any missing from dat plate.
002: sweatdrops Well-
Narrator: A second later 0020 was chasing 002 to get his sausages back.
00Ice and 00Wind: OO
003: 0018! What are you doing?!
0018: is holding 0017 in the air with one hand on his throat and looks like she's about to cut it with the other What does it look like? He stole all of my food and he needs to be punished.
003: Please put him down and find some other way to punish him.
0018: shrugs Fine. drops him very unceremoniously Hikari would probably hate me if I did that anyway.
0017:
00Thunder: has sat down and is pouring ketchup (for sausages) and instant coffee (for some adults) into a bowl and tastes some Ugh! This cereal tastes awful!
008: looks at the bowl then at 00Thunder -- That's because it's coffee and ketchup.
00Thunder: Oh. dumps the contents of the bowl into the grits So, where is the cereal?
0014: We don't have any. And you just dumped that stuff into the grits!
00Thunder: That's not a trashcan? squints eyes while looking at it I can't tell without my glasses.
006: Glasses?
00Thunder: Yeah, I have real bad eyesight without them, but I can't seem to find them.
Dr. Gilmore: Maybe you should take him to an optometrist while you're out shopping today.
0017: suddenly awake Shopping?
0016: Yeah, we need more clothes since all we have are our school uniforms and our cyborg uniforms.
0015: catches 0016 Gotcha! grabs plate and looks at it You ate all the eggs!
0016: Hey, all the running made me hungry okay!
00Wind: Is it safe to live here?
003: I'm not really sure, but you might want to since you're cyborgs now.
00Ice: What do you mean cyborg?
Various cyborgs: explain about Black Ghost and cyborgs
00Ice: I don't wanna fight! starts crying
00Wind: Great! Now the people at my school are gonna make even more fun of me!
00Thunder: Aw man, now I can't go back to Hogwarts or I'll die so I can't graduate.
0018: Is Hogwarts a wizarding school?
00Thunder: Yes.
0018: Then I can help you continue your studies!
Thump
0020: looks at the floor Dat's weird. 0017 just fainted.
Yami: With the way 0018 treats him, he can't be blamed. Probably afraid she'll try to make him act like her.
0018: Don't worry. I'm sure Tsuki, Hi, Jonouchi, and Yami will help me.
Yami: chokes on something he was drinking again What?!
0020: No way! I ain't teaching!
0016: Um, Tsuki scares me half the time.
0015: Hi's not using my body, got that?
00Thunder: trying to figure out what they mean
Something on 0020-'s person: rings
0020-: Eh? takes out cell phone Huh, forgot I had this. turns it on Hello?
Loud voice over cell phone: YUSUKE GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW OR I'LL CURSE YOU SO BAD THAT NOT EVEN DIEING CAN REMOVE IT!!!! hangs up
All: (O)(O)
0020-: Um, that was my cousin. I better go see what she wants 'cause she can really curse people. runs out like he hounds of you-know-where are on his heels
0018: I gotta meet his cousin.
0016: leaves and reappears with her school uniform Ready!
Narrator: Most of the cyborgs, demi-human in Yami's case, leave and the only ones left are 001, 002, 004, 005, 006, 007, 008, 009, 0020, and Dr. Gilmore.
0020: Glad me and Minus already had clothes. pause So, what do you guys do here in your spare time?
004: We keep track of anything suspicious in case it's Black Ghost.
0020: Anything else?
009: Not too much besides that.
0020: In dat case, bye. goes to shadow realm
007: How come he can do that anyway?
008: We'll figure that out later.
At the mall:
Usagi: It's great to be back at the mall!
Rei: You were only away for a week.
Usagi: It was really a year though.
Voice: Koneko!
Usagi: That's weird. I thought I heard Haruka's voice.
Zoe: Who's Haruka?
Rei: A friend of ours, who calls Usagi Koneko, cross-dresses so that she looks like a guy, and goes around hurting people on her motorcycle.
Voice: Koneko!
Sam: Eh, there's someone really yelling Koneko.
Francoise: You don't think-
Haruka: shows up suddenly I knew it! You're not dead!
Shingo: Wait, you're a race car driver. There aren't any race tracks in Nerima. What are you doing here?
Haruka: Looking for him.
Takuya: Who's 'him'?
Haruka: He is the most annoying, stubborn, and just plain wacko guy on this planet. Not to mention he kept stalking Usagi after her supposed death. He is Chiba Mamoru! enter thunder and lightening
Usagi: He took that break up letter I sent him that badly?
Haruka: No, he took it worse. I've had to kill him five times in the last month!
Apollo: looks at a calendar It's only the 18th (When I wrote this part at least), and how do you kill someone more than once?
Haruka: He keeps coming back to life, which reminds me. You got any ofudos Rei?
Rei: I had two, but they disintegrated.
Haruka: Darn.
Shadow: Um, where's Harry?
Artemis: Must've wandered off somewhere.
Where Harry is:
Harry: is walking along very lost looking for either other cyborgs or an optometrist when he bumps into someone
Nabu: Hey! Watch where you're going!
Harry: looks up Malfoy! takes out wand Expeliarmus!
Nabu: gets flung back and the millennium rod goes flying which nobody notices due to all the magic that happens here and because the Japanese Ministry of Magic stopped keeping track of Nerima after half a dozen aurors disappeared there
Harry: catches rod and looks at it What happened to your wand Malfoy?
Nabu: I'm not Malfoy and that's not a wand. Now give it back!
Harry: happens to be pointing the millennium rod at Nabu Then tell me who you are and what this thing is.
Nabu: curses as the millennium item's magic takes hold of him I am Nabu of the Ishtar clan of Egypt and what you are holding is the millennium rod, one of the very powerful millennium items that can control minds.
Harry: Okay, then tell me where I am. I forgot to ask the others.
Nabu: Nerima district of Tokyo, Japan.
Harry: Wow, more people talk and understand English than I thought.
Nabu: What are you talking about? Everyone around us is talking in Japanese, I'm talking in Japanese, and you're talking in Japanese. Now give me back my rod!
Harry: thinking I don't even know any Japanese. out loud Think you could take me to an optometrist first?
Nabu: curses again but takes him to one I hope you realize I hate you as much as the pharaoh now.
Harry: gives Namu the rod Okay, bye now! goes into the optometrist place
Marik: appears Interesting kid.
Nabu: Shut up.
Harry: to plotted plant Hi, I was wondering if I could see the doctor. I lost my glasses and need some new ones.
Secretary: You ain't kidding! That's a plant!
Harry: sweatdrops Oh.
Secretary: You related to Mousse?
Harry: to mirror Eh, I sometimes use that stuff on my hair, but I don't think I'm related to any.
Secretary: Okay, just step inside.
Doctor: Okay, what does this look like? points to letter chart
Harry: A pretzel (I saw that on one once.).
Doctor: sweatdrops What about this? points to different spot
Harry: Davis burning all rights to Kari (Where that came from we'll never know.).
Doctor: Um, just go on from there.
Harry: A hippogriff attacking Malfoy, a rabid hippopotamus, a dead bird saying "I'm not dead, I'm the all powerful toothpick pixie!", a hula dancer, a tennis racket, Hedwig, Dudley getting attacked by ninja squirrels, a robot doing the mocerina with a bowl of salted slugs on its head-
Doctor: Okay, I think I got a good prescription for that.
Back with the others:
Rei: Great, now we lost Usagi.
Haruka: I hope Mamo-baka doesn't find her.
Jon: Hey a ramen shop! runs inside it
Rei: follows and sees something This place has all the stuff I need for making ofudos!
Apollo: You're kidding right?
Ranma: Nope, that place is owned by Amazons.
Apollo: OO NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Artemis: smirks This should be good.
The five elementals: Who's that?
Ranma: I'm Saotome Ranma. I'm a martial artist. You guys are cyborgs too right?
Sam: I gotta figure out how he does that.
Rei: comes back all of a sudden with all the stuff for making ofudos All right! I'll start on those ofudos right now!
Haruka: Great!
Harry: suddenly walks up wearing glasses that look like copies of his old ones Man, am I glad I found you guys.
Koichi: Who are you?
Harry: sweatdrops Oh come on! It's me, Harry! I got someone to show me where the optometrist was and I got some new glasses okay!
Shingo: You didn't need to yell.
Artemis: Well, this means we can do the shopping for you now.
Harry: gets dragged away by Sam and Rei before he can escape Wait, I don't understand Japanese, so how come I can understand everyone and everyone understands me when the guy said no one wasn't speaking Japanese?
Sam: What?
Rei: Ask Francoise or another cyborg later.
Where Usagi is:
Usagi: wandering around lost...again Okay...How am I supposed to find my way back to the Dolphin now? hears something coming from a shrine That's weird. I thought I heard Mi-Yusuke up there. goes up the stairs to the shrine to see a very odd sight
Yusuke: What makes you think you can come live with us?!
Girl who looks like a female version of Yusuke: I have a good reason don't I?!
Yusuke: It's safer here!
Unconscious blond boy: randomly swings by on a rope tied to his ankle and a tree limb
Usagi: Who was that?
Yusuke: When'd you get here?
Girl: Who're you?
Usagi: I'm Usagi. I got here just now.
Girl: I'm Higurashi Kagome, this stubborn mule's cousin.
Yusuke: Hey!
Blond boy: randomly swings by again, still unconscious
Usagi: What about him?
Kagome: That's just Naruto
Usagi: Um, are those cyborgs? points to an unconscious boy in a green cyborg uniform and an unconscious girl in a blue cyborg uniform
Yusuke: Uh, maybe.
Naruto: suddenly regains consciousness 0023, where's 0022?! sees Usagi Um, you didn't hear that, did you?
Usagi: OO to Yusuke Your cousin's a cyborg?
Yusuke: Um, I guess this kind of thing runs in the family or something.
Usagi: to Naruto Does that make you 0021?
Naruto: How do you know about us cyborgs?!
Usagi: I'm cyborg 0016.
Naruto: Prove it.
Usagi: takes off one of her fake flesh gloves
Naruto: OO Okay, I believe you!
Kagome: They did that to you?!
Usagi: Yeah, I was in a plane crash with a friend and my brother. For all I know my hands might've been useless. It doesn't bother me for some reason, but I wouldn't mind knowing why they were replaced.
Naruto: Where's 0022?
Kagome: In the house.
Yusuke: That her?
Girl with black hair, brown eyes, Ho-oh wings, and a Pikachu tail: stumbles out of one of the house's doors and faints
Kagome: Guess I should've helped her with the other two cyborgs...
Naruto: Ya think?! And could someone get me down please?!
Yusuke: cuts the rope that was tied around Naruto's ankle with his laser eye thing That better?
Naruto: now on his head I guess.
Usagi: looks at 0022 What's her real name?
Kagome: She said it was Ash Ketchum.
Horror theme music: suddenly plays
Yusuke: Where did that come from?
Naruto: I don't have a clue.
Kagome: Me neither, and I live here!
Yusuke: takes out his cell phone and dials a number
Back at the Dolphin:
The one phone on the whole ship: rings
0020: answers it before anyone else can Hello? Minus! What's de deal with calling? Dat's kind of weird. pause Really? It must run in your family or something. pause Sure hope it doesn't. pause No, just a sister. She was that girl crying at school the other day. pause Okay, got it. pause You sure about that part. pause Okay, I'll tell them. See ya later! hangs up
002: What was that about?
0020: Oh, it was just Minus calling to say dat his cousin is a cyborg and dat there are six others at her house along with 0016.
004: What?! Where does she live?!
0020: Actually, he didn't say.
Narrator: A second later he was running from some agitated cyborgs.
Back with the Higurashi-Urameshi family:
Usagi: What are your powers?
Naruto: I can turn into my demon fox form whenever I want and control it! And I can do this acceleration thing and have heightened senses too.
Usagi: Demon fox? You mean like 0017?
Kagome: There's another fox demon?
Yusuke: Yeah, sounds like he used to be a human though. What about 0022? What can she do?
Naruto: She can do a bunch of elemental attacks, but she does best with fire and electricity for some reason. Her DNA was spliced with a Ho-oh and a Pikachu, whatever those are.
Usagi: Bet 'cha she was engineered after the elementals.
Kagome: Is that what you call those other cyborgs?
Yusuke: Yeah, but what about you?
Kagome: Well, my DNA was spliced with a dog's. I can grow dog ears, fangs, claws, and a tail whenever I want. I can also turn into a dog, but it would be a cybernetically enhanced dog. In all of my forms I have the strength of about 100 people, an acceleration mode, slight energy manipulation for blasts, and I can use my priestess powers.
Usagi: My friend Rei is a priestess. I bet you two get along great.
Yusuke: to Naruto Did they splice your DNA too?
Naruto: No, they just used the fox demon that was sealed into a few minutes after I was born. It was like I was already a fox demon, but I couldn't actually turn into my demon form, which was fine by me. I'm from a ninja village, and everybody hated me for being the demon's vessel, including the kids at the ninja academy.
Yusuke: So you're a ninja?
Naruto: A ninja-in-training. I can't master some techniques very well. (AN: OOC Naruto!)
Kagome: Usagi, it feels like there are two people in you. One is full of light and the other is full of darkness-
Usagi: That's my millennium choker. It's got a yami in it. Her name's Tsuki, but she seems to be dormant from when I looked at this weird picture.
Kagome: Anyone else with one?
Usagi: Yeah, my brother, Rei, 0018 is supposed to be a yami of one who got a solid body, and it sounds like Yami might have one.
Ash: groans and regains consciousness Man that guy hits hard. sees Yusuke and Usagi Oh hi there. You didn't see my wings and tail, did you?
Yusuke: We're cyborgs too.
Ash: Really?! Cool!
001's voice: Hey! What's going on there?!
Yusuke: Think you could teleport some of the cyborgs here?
001: Only the unconscious ones.
The two unconscious kids: disappear
Ash: Uh, where did they go?
Usagi: 001 teleported them to the Dolphin.
Yusuke: Yeah, so let's find the others now.
Back with the others:
Haruka: busy stabbing Mamoru with her sword because he randomly showed up
Sam: to Rei I like your friend.
Rei: scoots away from Sam while working on an ofudo
Jon: Wow, she's hurting him more than Sam would.
Sam: What's that supposed to mean?
Jon: That, um, you're not the meanest person in the world.
Francoise: How can you stand to watch that?!
Shadow: Easy, we're sitting down!
Other cyborgs: facevault
Shingo: gets back up Not that hard. She was seriously overprotective of my sister before the plane crash, so she probably still is, and I've never really liked that guy.
Zoe: Where'd she get that sword anyway?
Harry: Maybe she's a witch and pulled it out of her sub-space pocket!
Narrator: somehow none of the characters in the story hear him You don't know how right you are.
Apollo: Oh come on. That's a stupid idea!
Harry: glares at Apollo
Artemis: sighs Oh let up on him. He's probably older than you chronologically anyway.
Takuya: Yeah I bet all of us elementals are older than you, 'cept for maybe Tommy.
Tommy: laughs nervously
Koji: Does anyone have any clue where Usagi is?
Koichi: Isn't that her over there with Yusuke, two normal looking people, and a girl with wings and a tail?
Others: OO
Usagi: Hi! Sorry I got lost, but I found Yusuke and his cousin!
Yusuke: Yeah, this is my cousin, Kagome, otherwise known as 0023 if you get my drift.
Apollo: -- Oh joy, more cyborgs.
Naruto: And I'm Naruto a.k.a. 0021!
Ash: And I'm Ash a.k.a. 0022!
Kagome: It's nice to meet you.
Francoise: I guess we'll have to do shopping for you too.
Kagome: I already have some clothes. Those two need some more though. points at Naruto and Ash Those four other kids probably need some too.
Yusuke: Yeah, here are there pictures. hands pictures to Shingo We'll just go to the Dolphin now.
Yusuke&Kagome: accelerate to the Dolphin
Usagi: Is that Haruka beating up Mamoru?
Rei: finishes an ofudo and tosses it to Haruka Yep.
Haruka: sticks ofudo onto Mamoru's head and knocks him out Darn, still breathing...
Naruto: That won't work on really powerful evil.
Haruka: Oh. takes out a guitar and starts hitting Mamoru with it
Ash: Where'd she get that from?
Harry: She's a witch and she pulled it out of her sub-space pocket!
All: Harry!
Francoise: exasperated Are all English this exasperating?!
Haruka: thinking Doesn't know how close he is to the truth.
Takuya: Let's just finish shopping so we can go back to the Dolphin.
Shingo: What about Pan?
Artemis: He decided to move in with Mokuba. If his systems get damaged they have that super-genius to fix him.
Lamar: And that's the end of the chapter. Sorry it took so long to get out. I had writer's block and slammed my dad's car door on my finger when I closed it so I couldn't write for a few days, but I have to say, when Aunt Sarah clipped of most of the finger nail since I could move it like a door it was quite interesting what was under it.
0017: barfs
0018: Wait, what are the names of the four kids?
Lamar: Um, I can't remember. Could someone suggest new names or maybe some characters who could replace them? Maybe I'll make two of them Ron and Hermione to give Harry company. Just give me some feedback, okay?
0018: That's why it's purple and has holes in it? I thought bugs were drilling into it.
0017: You really need to get out more.
0019: Those people don't own Cyborg 009, Sailor Moon, Yu-Gi-Oh, Yu Yu Hakusho, Digimon, Ranma ½, Harry Potter, or anything else in this fanfic.
Cyborg 009: Monogatari Nendaiki Chapter 10
The four from last chapter: walk into dining room to witness utter chaos
0015: chasing 0016 Give me those eggs!
0016: running while holding a plate of scrambled eggs No!
0019: I'm pretty sure I didn't have any sausages.
009: You sure? I'm pretty sure I only got two.
0019's plate and 009's plate: somehow got smashed together mixing the food up
007: keeps stealing food from other people
Apollo: glaring daggers at 0020-
0020-: Will you cut that out already?!
Artemis: thinking...of someone
0020(I decided to try and write in his accent): Dat's weird, I thought I had more sausages. Hey wait a minute. looks at 002 Are you taking dem? You got more sausages and dere aren't any missing from dat plate.
002: sweatdrops Well-
Narrator: A second later 0020 was chasing 002 to get his sausages back.
00Ice and 00Wind: OO
003: 0018! What are you doing?!
0018: is holding 0017 in the air with one hand on his throat and looks like she's about to cut it with the other What does it look like? He stole all of my food and he needs to be punished.
003: Please put him down and find some other way to punish him.
0018: shrugs Fine. drops him very unceremoniously Hikari would probably hate me if I did that anyway.
0017:
00Thunder: has sat down and is pouring ketchup (for sausages) and instant coffee (for some adults) into a bowl and tastes some Ugh! This cereal tastes awful!
008: looks at the bowl then at 00Thunder -- That's because it's coffee and ketchup.
00Thunder: Oh. dumps the contents of the bowl into the grits So, where is the cereal?
0014: We don't have any. And you just dumped that stuff into the grits!
00Thunder: That's not a trashcan? squints eyes while looking at it I can't tell without my glasses.
006: Glasses?
00Thunder: Yeah, I have real bad eyesight without them, but I can't seem to find them.
Dr. Gilmore: Maybe you should take him to an optometrist while you're out shopping today.
0017: suddenly awake Shopping?
0016: Yeah, we need more clothes since all we have are our school uniforms and our cyborg uniforms.
0015: catches 0016 Gotcha! grabs plate and looks at it You ate all the eggs!
0016: Hey, all the running made me hungry okay!
00Wind: Is it safe to live here?
003: I'm not really sure, but you might want to since you're cyborgs now.
00Ice: What do you mean cyborg?
Various cyborgs: explain about Black Ghost and cyborgs
00Ice: I don't wanna fight! starts crying
00Wind: Great! Now the people at my school are gonna make even more fun of me!
00Thunder: Aw man, now I can't go back to Hogwarts or I'll die so I can't graduate.
0018: Is Hogwarts a wizarding school?
00Thunder: Yes.
0018: Then I can help you continue your studies!
Thump
0020: looks at the floor Dat's weird. 0017 just fainted.
Yami: With the way 0018 treats him, he can't be blamed. Probably afraid she'll try to make him act like her.
0018: Don't worry. I'm sure Tsuki, Hi, Jonouchi, and Yami will help me.
Yami: chokes on something he was drinking again What?!
0020: No way! I ain't teaching!
0016: Um, Tsuki scares me half the time.
0015: Hi's not using my body, got that?
00Thunder: trying to figure out what they mean
Something on 0020-'s person: rings
0020-: Eh? takes out cell phone Huh, forgot I had this. turns it on Hello?
Loud voice over cell phone: YUSUKE GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW OR I'LL CURSE YOU SO BAD THAT NOT EVEN DIEING CAN REMOVE IT!!!! hangs up
All: (O)(O)
0020-: Um, that was my cousin. I better go see what she wants 'cause she can really curse people. runs out like he hounds of you-know-where are on his heels
0018: I gotta meet his cousin.
0016: leaves and reappears with her school uniform Ready!
Narrator: Most of the cyborgs, demi-human in Yami's case, leave and the only ones left are 001, 002, 004, 005, 006, 007, 008, 009, 0020, and Dr. Gilmore.
0020: Glad me and Minus already had clothes. pause So, what do you guys do here in your spare time?
004: We keep track of anything suspicious in case it's Black Ghost.
0020: Anything else?
009: Not too much besides that.
0020: In dat case, bye. goes to shadow realm
007: How come he can do that anyway?
008: We'll figure that out later.
At the mall:
Usagi: It's great to be back at the mall!
Rei: You were only away for a week.
Usagi: It was really a year though.
Voice: Koneko!
Usagi: That's weird. I thought I heard Haruka's voice.
Zoe: Who's Haruka?
Rei: A friend of ours, who calls Usagi Koneko, cross-dresses so that she looks like a guy, and goes around hurting people on her motorcycle.
Voice: Koneko!
Sam: Eh, there's someone really yelling Koneko.
Francoise: You don't think-
Haruka: shows up suddenly I knew it! You're not dead!
Shingo: Wait, you're a race car driver. There aren't any race tracks in Nerima. What are you doing here?
Haruka: Looking for him.
Takuya: Who's 'him'?
Haruka: He is the most annoying, stubborn, and just plain wacko guy on this planet. Not to mention he kept stalking Usagi after her supposed death. He is Chiba Mamoru! enter thunder and lightening
Usagi: He took that break up letter I sent him that badly?
Haruka: No, he took it worse. I've had to kill him five times in the last month!
Apollo: looks at a calendar It's only the 18th (When I wrote this part at least), and how do you kill someone more than once?
Haruka: He keeps coming back to life, which reminds me. You got any ofudos Rei?
Rei: I had two, but they disintegrated.
Haruka: Darn.
Shadow: Um, where's Harry?
Artemis: Must've wandered off somewhere.
Where Harry is:
Harry: is walking along very lost looking for either other cyborgs or an optometrist when he bumps into someone
Nabu: Hey! Watch where you're going!
Harry: looks up Malfoy! takes out wand Expeliarmus!
Nabu: gets flung back and the millennium rod goes flying which nobody notices due to all the magic that happens here and because the Japanese Ministry of Magic stopped keeping track of Nerima after half a dozen aurors disappeared there
Harry: catches rod and looks at it What happened to your wand Malfoy?
Nabu: I'm not Malfoy and that's not a wand. Now give it back!
Harry: happens to be pointing the millennium rod at Nabu Then tell me who you are and what this thing is.
Nabu: curses as the millennium item's magic takes hold of him I am Nabu of the Ishtar clan of Egypt and what you are holding is the millennium rod, one of the very powerful millennium items that can control minds.
Harry: Okay, then tell me where I am. I forgot to ask the others.
Nabu: Nerima district of Tokyo, Japan.
Harry: Wow, more people talk and understand English than I thought.
Nabu: What are you talking about? Everyone around us is talking in Japanese, I'm talking in Japanese, and you're talking in Japanese. Now give me back my rod!
Harry: thinking I don't even know any Japanese. out loud Think you could take me to an optometrist first?
Nabu: curses again but takes him to one I hope you realize I hate you as much as the pharaoh now.
Harry: gives Namu the rod Okay, bye now! goes into the optometrist place
Marik: appears Interesting kid.
Nabu: Shut up.
Harry: to plotted plant Hi, I was wondering if I could see the doctor. I lost my glasses and need some new ones.
Secretary: You ain't kidding! That's a plant!
Harry: sweatdrops Oh.
Secretary: You related to Mousse?
Harry: to mirror Eh, I sometimes use that stuff on my hair, but I don't think I'm related to any.
Secretary: Okay, just step inside.
Doctor: Okay, what does this look like? points to letter chart
Harry: A pretzel (I saw that on one once.).
Doctor: sweatdrops What about this? points to different spot
Harry: Davis burning all rights to Kari (Where that came from we'll never know.).
Doctor: Um, just go on from there.
Harry: A hippogriff attacking Malfoy, a rabid hippopotamus, a dead bird saying "I'm not dead, I'm the all powerful toothpick pixie!", a hula dancer, a tennis racket, Hedwig, Dudley getting attacked by ninja squirrels, a robot doing the mocerina with a bowl of salted slugs on its head-
Doctor: Okay, I think I got a good prescription for that.
Back with the others:
Rei: Great, now we lost Usagi.
Haruka: I hope Mamo-baka doesn't find her.
Jon: Hey a ramen shop! runs inside it
Rei: follows and sees something This place has all the stuff I need for making ofudos!
Apollo: You're kidding right?
Ranma: Nope, that place is owned by Amazons.
Apollo: OO NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Artemis: smirks This should be good.
The five elementals: Who's that?
Ranma: I'm Saotome Ranma. I'm a martial artist. You guys are cyborgs too right?
Sam: I gotta figure out how he does that.
Rei: comes back all of a sudden with all the stuff for making ofudos All right! I'll start on those ofudos right now!
Haruka: Great!
Harry: suddenly walks up wearing glasses that look like copies of his old ones Man, am I glad I found you guys.
Koichi: Who are you?
Harry: sweatdrops Oh come on! It's me, Harry! I got someone to show me where the optometrist was and I got some new glasses okay!
Shingo: You didn't need to yell.
Artemis: Well, this means we can do the shopping for you now.
Harry: gets dragged away by Sam and Rei before he can escape Wait, I don't understand Japanese, so how come I can understand everyone and everyone understands me when the guy said no one wasn't speaking Japanese?
Sam: What?
Rei: Ask Francoise or another cyborg later.
Where Usagi is:
Usagi: wandering around lost...again Okay...How am I supposed to find my way back to the Dolphin now? hears something coming from a shrine That's weird. I thought I heard Mi-Yusuke up there. goes up the stairs to the shrine to see a very odd sight
Yusuke: What makes you think you can come live with us?!
Girl who looks like a female version of Yusuke: I have a good reason don't I?!
Yusuke: It's safer here!
Unconscious blond boy: randomly swings by on a rope tied to his ankle and a tree limb
Usagi: Who was that?
Yusuke: When'd you get here?
Girl: Who're you?
Usagi: I'm Usagi. I got here just now.
Girl: I'm Higurashi Kagome, this stubborn mule's cousin.
Yusuke: Hey!
Blond boy: randomly swings by again, still unconscious
Usagi: What about him?
Kagome: That's just Naruto
Usagi: Um, are those cyborgs? points to an unconscious boy in a green cyborg uniform and an unconscious girl in a blue cyborg uniform
Yusuke: Uh, maybe.
Naruto: suddenly regains consciousness 0023, where's 0022?! sees Usagi Um, you didn't hear that, did you?
Usagi: OO to Yusuke Your cousin's a cyborg?
Yusuke: Um, I guess this kind of thing runs in the family or something.
Usagi: to Naruto Does that make you 0021?
Naruto: How do you know about us cyborgs?!
Usagi: I'm cyborg 0016.
Naruto: Prove it.
Usagi: takes off one of her fake flesh gloves
Naruto: OO Okay, I believe you!
Kagome: They did that to you?!
Usagi: Yeah, I was in a plane crash with a friend and my brother. For all I know my hands might've been useless. It doesn't bother me for some reason, but I wouldn't mind knowing why they were replaced.
Naruto: Where's 0022?
Kagome: In the house.
Yusuke: That her?
Girl with black hair, brown eyes, Ho-oh wings, and a Pikachu tail: stumbles out of one of the house's doors and faints
Kagome: Guess I should've helped her with the other two cyborgs...
Naruto: Ya think?! And could someone get me down please?!
Yusuke: cuts the rope that was tied around Naruto's ankle with his laser eye thing That better?
Naruto: now on his head I guess.
Usagi: looks at 0022 What's her real name?
Kagome: She said it was Ash Ketchum.
Horror theme music: suddenly plays
Yusuke: Where did that come from?
Naruto: I don't have a clue.
Kagome: Me neither, and I live here!
Yusuke: takes out his cell phone and dials a number
Back at the Dolphin:
The one phone on the whole ship: rings
0020: answers it before anyone else can Hello? Minus! What's de deal with calling? Dat's kind of weird. pause Really? It must run in your family or something. pause Sure hope it doesn't. pause No, just a sister. She was that girl crying at school the other day. pause Okay, got it. pause You sure about that part. pause Okay, I'll tell them. See ya later! hangs up
002: What was that about?
0020: Oh, it was just Minus calling to say dat his cousin is a cyborg and dat there are six others at her house along with 0016.
004: What?! Where does she live?!
0020: Actually, he didn't say.
Narrator: A second later he was running from some agitated cyborgs.
Back with the Higurashi-Urameshi family:
Usagi: What are your powers?
Naruto: I can turn into my demon fox form whenever I want and control it! And I can do this acceleration thing and have heightened senses too.
Usagi: Demon fox? You mean like 0017?
Kagome: There's another fox demon?
Yusuke: Yeah, sounds like he used to be a human though. What about 0022? What can she do?
Naruto: She can do a bunch of elemental attacks, but she does best with fire and electricity for some reason. Her DNA was spliced with a Ho-oh and a Pikachu, whatever those are.
Usagi: Bet 'cha she was engineered after the elementals.
Kagome: Is that what you call those other cyborgs?
Yusuke: Yeah, but what about you?
Kagome: Well, my DNA was spliced with a dog's. I can grow dog ears, fangs, claws, and a tail whenever I want. I can also turn into a dog, but it would be a cybernetically enhanced dog. In all of my forms I have the strength of about 100 people, an acceleration mode, slight energy manipulation for blasts, and I can use my priestess powers.
Usagi: My friend Rei is a priestess. I bet you two get along great.
Yusuke: to Naruto Did they splice your DNA too?
Naruto: No, they just used the fox demon that was sealed into a few minutes after I was born. It was like I was already a fox demon, but I couldn't actually turn into my demon form, which was fine by me. I'm from a ninja village, and everybody hated me for being the demon's vessel, including the kids at the ninja academy.
Yusuke: So you're a ninja?
Naruto: A ninja-in-training. I can't master some techniques very well. (AN: OOC Naruto!)
Kagome: Usagi, it feels like there are two people in you. One is full of light and the other is full of darkness-
Usagi: That's my millennium choker. It's got a yami in it. Her name's Tsuki, but she seems to be dormant from when I looked at this weird picture.
Kagome: Anyone else with one?
Usagi: Yeah, my brother, Rei, 0018 is supposed to be a yami of one who got a solid body, and it sounds like Yami might have one.
Ash: groans and regains consciousness Man that guy hits hard. sees Yusuke and Usagi Oh hi there. You didn't see my wings and tail, did you?
Yusuke: We're cyborgs too.
Ash: Really?! Cool!
001's voice: Hey! What's going on there?!
Yusuke: Think you could teleport some of the cyborgs here?
001: Only the unconscious ones.
The two unconscious kids: disappear
Ash: Uh, where did they go?
Usagi: 001 teleported them to the Dolphin.
Yusuke: Yeah, so let's find the others now.
Back with the others:
Haruka: busy stabbing Mamoru with her sword because he randomly showed up
Sam: to Rei I like your friend.
Rei: scoots away from Sam while working on an ofudo
Jon: Wow, she's hurting him more than Sam would.
Sam: What's that supposed to mean?
Jon: That, um, you're not the meanest person in the world.
Francoise: How can you stand to watch that?!
Shadow: Easy, we're sitting down!
Other cyborgs: facevault
Shingo: gets back up Not that hard. She was seriously overprotective of my sister before the plane crash, so she probably still is, and I've never really liked that guy.
Zoe: Where'd she get that sword anyway?
Harry: Maybe she's a witch and pulled it out of her sub-space pocket!
Narrator: somehow none of the characters in the story hear him You don't know how right you are.
Apollo: Oh come on. That's a stupid idea!
Harry: glares at Apollo
Artemis: sighs Oh let up on him. He's probably older than you chronologically anyway.
Takuya: Yeah I bet all of us elementals are older than you, 'cept for maybe Tommy.
Tommy: laughs nervously
Koji: Does anyone have any clue where Usagi is?
Koichi: Isn't that her over there with Yusuke, two normal looking people, and a girl with wings and a tail?
Others: OO
Usagi: Hi! Sorry I got lost, but I found Yusuke and his cousin!
Yusuke: Yeah, this is my cousin, Kagome, otherwise known as 0023 if you get my drift.
Apollo: -- Oh joy, more cyborgs.
Naruto: And I'm Naruto a.k.a. 0021!
Ash: And I'm Ash a.k.a. 0022!
Kagome: It's nice to meet you.
Francoise: I guess we'll have to do shopping for you too.
Kagome: I already have some clothes. Those two need some more though. points at Naruto and Ash Those four other kids probably need some too.
Yusuke: Yeah, here are there pictures. hands pictures to Shingo We'll just go to the Dolphin now.
Yusuke&Kagome: accelerate to the Dolphin
Usagi: Is that Haruka beating up Mamoru?
Rei: finishes an ofudo and tosses it to Haruka Yep.
Haruka: sticks ofudo onto Mamoru's head and knocks him out Darn, still breathing...
Naruto: That won't work on really powerful evil.
Haruka: Oh. takes out a guitar and starts hitting Mamoru with it
Ash: Where'd she get that from?
Harry: She's a witch and she pulled it out of her sub-space pocket!
All: Harry!
Francoise: exasperated Are all English this exasperating?!
Haruka: thinking Doesn't know how close he is to the truth.
Takuya: Let's just finish shopping so we can go back to the Dolphin.
Shingo: What about Pan?
Artemis: He decided to move in with Mokuba. If his systems get damaged they have that super-genius to fix him.
Lamar: And that's the end of the chapter. Sorry it took so long to get out. I had writer's block and slammed my dad's car door on my finger when I closed it so I couldn't write for a few days, but I have to say, when Aunt Sarah clipped of most of the finger nail since I could move it like a door it was quite interesting what was under it.
0017: barfs
0018: Wait, what are the names of the four kids?
Lamar: Um, I can't remember. Could someone suggest new names or maybe some characters who could replace them? Maybe I'll make two of them Ron and Hermione to give Harry company. Just give me some feedback, okay?