AN- I just did this on a whim. Let me know what you think!
"Did you know that rubber bands last longer if you keep them in the freezer?" The completely random question Greg greeted everyone with as he entered the room was met with five confused stares as the CSIs sat at the briefing table. Greg looked around at their faces, noticed the bemusement and said, "What? Don't tell me you don't know what today is?" More confusion in their eyes promted his reply, "It's random fact day! How could you not know this?" Every one looked at eachother, their glances saying, "Oh boy, Greg's hitting the caffine a little too much today." The subject of their silent conversation plopped down into a chair next to Sarah, turned to her and said, with total seriousness, "A penguin can jump up to six feet high. Isn't that amazing?" She cracked up.
Grissom smiled and contributed to the bizzarre monolaugue by saying, "The average bed is home to over 5 billion dust mites." Nick shuddered and said, "Thanks, man. I'm gonna go home and vacume my sheets now." Catherine, always willing to help out a fellow coworker, said, "Only female wasps, bees, and mosquitoes sting." "It explains a lot," Warrik commented, and earned two laser-hot glares from Sarah and Catherine.
Nick, the Discovery-channel buff, enlitened every one of the fact that "Female grizzly bears sleep through birth during hibernation."
"Man," Catherine said, "I'm envious."
Everyone turned to Sarah, who said, "What? I don't collect these wierd tidbits of information like you guys apparently do." They all groaned. "Saraaaah. What a let down. You're the smartest one here, next to Grissom. You're supposed to have SOMETHING!," Warrik told her. "Sorry guys, I got nothing." She shrugged, and they stood up and left, leaving her and Greg in the room. He stood up to fill his coffee cup, as she collected her papers and started to leave. She passed him on her way to the door, but turned back to whisper in Greg's ear, "It's impossible to lick your elbow, you know."
He snorted and grinned, and she left the room. He stood pouring, then set his cup down and contemplated his elbow. He bent his arm and raised it to his head.
"Hah! Cought you!" Sarah shouted as she jumped into the doorway, catching him in his failed attempt to lick his elbow, then hurried off laughing as he spluttered and tried to explain to the space she had been standing in.