MacEd

By: Jaha Canon

Hey! Took me a bit longer then I originally planned to get to this chapter. Sue me… you'll be laughed out of the courtroom.

Ah yes, and my play ended and was very successful. …but now I still have my senior one act and I would really like it if that wasn't cursed, either! My, it's hard to appreciate The Scottish Play when you are in theater.

Anyways, there is the very last chapter.

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"King Eddy! King Eddy!" Cried Jimmy as he approached Eddy's throne in the middle of the cul-de-sac.

Eddy ignored the high pitched squealing.

"KING EDDY!" it continued.

"WHAT?!?!" Eddy snapped.

"Something strange has happened and Sarah won't believe me so I thought I should tell you because you're the king and you're supposed to watch out for and protect your subjects." Jimmy said panicking.

"Just tell me what you're so worried about so I can get back to ignoring you." Eddy said impatiently.

"Well, I was over by the woods, minding my own business. When I saw a tree in the woods just walking around. It looked a little lost but it looks like it's headed this way!"

Eddy raised an eyebrow at Jimmy and then rolled his eyes. "Get out of the sun, fluffy."

"You know," Jimmy said, a small evil grin appearing on his face "We all know that Kevin is going to return soon, and when he does… it's over for you."

Eddy ignored Jimmy, who eventually went away.

"You will not lose your throne until after the woods come to your house…" the voice of Lee Kanker echoed.

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"Ed! Where are you going?" Edd questioned the boy who was carrying the tree that he was still tied to.

Ed stopped to think. "Err… home." he answered confidently.

"Ed," Edd replied, "We can be fairly certain that the direction where Jimmy's scream came from is the direction of home. NOT this way!"

Ed grinned at Edd, "It's all part of the big plan" he answered. He picked up the tree again and kept walking in the wrong direction.

"Ed, NO!" Edd protested. He was really tired. He held on to the cul-de-sac's rightful king and continued to urge Ed to go the correct direction.

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Eddy returned to his home for lunch. The kids stood out in the cul-de-sac playing until they heard a sound approaching.

La Cucaracha!

In rode Kevin, their hero, and Jonny, the missing advisor to the late king. They both got off the bike and Kevin put out the kickstand.

"Where's King Dork?" Kevin asked.

Sarah grinned, "In his house"

"Nice…" commented Kevin.

Right then, Eddy emerged out the front door of his house. He saw Kevin and froze for a moment, and then grinned.

"Good afternoon Kevin, Jonny." Eddy greeted.

"Hello, your majesty." Kevin said coldly. "I'm here to set things right." He lunged forward to punch Eddy.

Eddy put up his hand. "The only one who can defeat me is one who is jawbreaker born. Does anyone here fit that?" he asked.

There was some murmuring through the cul-de-sac.

"You're forgetting" Kevin said, smirking, "My father works in a jawbreaker factory."

Eddy "eep"ed and Kevin approached him.

The kids around them where unsure whether to grin or cover their eyes.

Eddy lay on the around, in pain. "Ha!" he managed to say, "I am still the king because there is no one who can replace me!"

"Guess again, twerp!" Kevin replied. He read the paper to Eddy.

"What? Jonny?" Eddy asked.

"Jonny?" repeated a couple of the kids.

Jonny nodded shyly. "Hehe, yeah! I guess so!"

Kevin took the crown from Eddy's head and was about to put it on Jonny's head when-

"SPECIAL DELIVERY!" a voice hollered. A tree came crashing down in the middle of the cul-de-sac.

"Ladies and gentlemen," Edd announced, "King Plank of the Cul-de-sac!"

Jonny grinned, he grabbed the crown from Kevin, claimed Plank and put the crown on it. Rolf untied Edd from the tree. The kids paraded out of the cul-de-sac together leaving the three Eds alone.

Eddy sat up and glared at Edd, "Well, aren't you going to go with them?"

Edd leaned against the tree for support. "I really should, since you tied me to a tree. But I think you learned your lesson already."

"What?" Eddy asked.

"Ed told me about when you were talking to yourself during the dinner. I never knew I had so much influence, Eddy!" Edd said grinning.

"What? NO! I-" started an embarrassed Eddy.

"Excuse me, I gotta eat something before I pass out." Edd walked off.

"Guess you'll be hearing from me a little while longer…" Edd's voice in his head said.

Eddy jumped up to his feet. "Wait- no! C'mon Ed, let's go to Double D's house!"

"And so the story ends!" Ed announced.

-Fade to Black-

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FINISHED!