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[A/N: I am so sorry I ever wrote this, but it was stuck in my head. I was watching Nick Toons, and this is the result :S]
Crossover: Fairly odd parents/Harry P/Red Dwarf/Stargate/BtVS
In that order!
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"What the smeg has just landed in the control room Holly?"
Holly smiled dimly, "I dunno Dave. Looked like a teenage boy in a dress and a flying cow."
Arnold Rimmer looked around excitedly, "Aliens! I knew it. I told you Listy you great big gimboid of a disbeliever." he looked pointedly at Dave 'Listy' Lister, "They've obviously come here to return me to my body. Ahh to feel again the brush of a flower, the texture of a strawberry, the silk of a woman's breast..."
"Rimmer you great SMEG-HEAD. Its a flying cow and a teenage boy. What can they possibly do. And you've never felt 'the silk of a woman's breast'" he snorted beer into his mouthful of Vindaloo.
"Ah Listy, Magruda." Rimmer smiled in a way he assumed was knowingly.
meanwhile, in the control room
Cat loked suspiciously at the cow, who was hovering by the boy.
"Is this fairyland?"
"Why yes, this is, the land of the fairies." Cat looked at the cow as if it were stupid, "Oh course its not fairyland. Do you see any fairies - and I'm not talking about Rimmer!"
Harry spoke up, "Hey! There's not need for that - this cow just saved my life!"
"Really? I don't care. You interrupted my bikini wax."
The cow grinned at the Cat, "If you help me get to fairyland, I'll take you to a place with women."
"Wait! How am I looking?" Cat quickly checked his pocket mirror, "I'm looking fine. Lets go!"
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[A/N: I am so sorry I ever wrote this, but it was stuck in my head. I was watching Nick Toons, and this is the result :S]
Crossover: Fairly odd parents/Harry P/Red Dwarf/Stargate/BtVS
In that order!
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"What the smeg has just landed in the control room Holly?"
Holly smiled dimly, "I dunno Dave. Looked like a teenage boy in a dress and a flying cow."
Arnold Rimmer looked around excitedly, "Aliens! I knew it. I told you Listy you great big gimboid of a disbeliever." he looked pointedly at Dave 'Listy' Lister, "They've obviously come here to return me to my body. Ahh to feel again the brush of a flower, the texture of a strawberry, the silk of a woman's breast..."
"Rimmer you great SMEG-HEAD. Its a flying cow and a teenage boy. What can they possibly do. And you've never felt 'the silk of a woman's breast'" he snorted beer into his mouthful of Vindaloo.
"Ah Listy, Magruda." Rimmer smiled in a way he assumed was knowingly.
meanwhile, in the control room
Cat loked suspiciously at the cow, who was hovering by the boy.
"Is this fairyland?"
"Why yes, this is, the land of the fairies." Cat looked at the cow as if it were stupid, "Oh course its not fairyland. Do you see any fairies - and I'm not talking about Rimmer!"
Harry spoke up, "Hey! There's not need for that - this cow just saved my life!"
"Really? I don't care. You interrupted my bikini wax."
The cow grinned at the Cat, "If you help me get to fairyland, I'll take you to a place with women."
"Wait! How am I looking?" Cat quickly checked his pocket mirror, "I'm looking fine. Lets go!"
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