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[A/N: I am so sorry I ever wrote this, but it was stuck in my head. I was watching Nick Toons, and this is the result :S]
Crossover: Fairly odd parents/Harry P/Red Dwarf/Stargate/BtVS
In that order!
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"Would anyone mind telling me what a flying cow, a teenage boy and a man is going in MY gateroom." General Hammond shouted as he stormed in, "NOW PEOPLE!"
Sam Carter looked positively baffled, "Well Sir, I think I'm as clueless as you are."
George Hammond looked to Daniel, who was reading a tablet written in ancient, "Daniel?"
The archeologists face was scrunched up in concentration, "Well, er it looks like some sort of cosmic joke."
Hammond looked desperate, "Jack? Teal'c?"
Jack O'Neill shrugged, "I got nothing."
Teal'c merely raised an eyebrow.
"Right, I want you down there and damn well find out what's going on. Proceed with caution. We do not, I repeat do not know the severity of the situation here." And with that the General walked out the briefing room.
Jack looked at his team, "Okay campers, lets go!"
{Down in the gateroom}
Cat looked at the blonde woman who was staring warily at him, "Who might you be?" He purred suggestively, baring his pearly white teeth.
She blinked at the innuendo and nudged her CO with her elbow, "Sir, he has fangs."
The man walked to wards her, offering a hand, "I'm Cat, and you're be-a-u- ti-ful!"
She declined.
Teal'c raised an eyebrow.
The Boy Who Wore a Dress spoke, "Erm, we're not here to harm you. See, the fairy cow here," he pointed to the flying cow who was inspecting the Stargate, "rescued me from, well, certain death really, and promised to take Cat here somewhere with women, and he's kind of looking for fairyland."
The Fairy Cow spun round, "Fairyland? Did someone say Fairyland?" he flew up to Daniel, "Is this Fairyland?"
Daniel blinked, pushed his glasses up onto his nose and began to speak, "No, this is earth."
Carter looked at the cow. Her brain was overloading, trying to find out how cows would or could fly.
"Could you help me find fairyland?"
"DanielJackson, I do not understand the meaning of this 'fairyla-"
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[A/N: I am so sorry I ever wrote this, but it was stuck in my head. I was watching Nick Toons, and this is the result :S]
Crossover: Fairly odd parents/Harry P/Red Dwarf/Stargate/BtVS
In that order!
pop
"Would anyone mind telling me what a flying cow, a teenage boy and a man is going in MY gateroom." General Hammond shouted as he stormed in, "NOW PEOPLE!"
Sam Carter looked positively baffled, "Well Sir, I think I'm as clueless as you are."
George Hammond looked to Daniel, who was reading a tablet written in ancient, "Daniel?"
The archeologists face was scrunched up in concentration, "Well, er it looks like some sort of cosmic joke."
Hammond looked desperate, "Jack? Teal'c?"
Jack O'Neill shrugged, "I got nothing."
Teal'c merely raised an eyebrow.
"Right, I want you down there and damn well find out what's going on. Proceed with caution. We do not, I repeat do not know the severity of the situation here." And with that the General walked out the briefing room.
Jack looked at his team, "Okay campers, lets go!"
{Down in the gateroom}
Cat looked at the blonde woman who was staring warily at him, "Who might you be?" He purred suggestively, baring his pearly white teeth.
She blinked at the innuendo and nudged her CO with her elbow, "Sir, he has fangs."
The man walked to wards her, offering a hand, "I'm Cat, and you're be-a-u- ti-ful!"
She declined.
Teal'c raised an eyebrow.
The Boy Who Wore a Dress spoke, "Erm, we're not here to harm you. See, the fairy cow here," he pointed to the flying cow who was inspecting the Stargate, "rescued me from, well, certain death really, and promised to take Cat here somewhere with women, and he's kind of looking for fairyland."
The Fairy Cow spun round, "Fairyland? Did someone say Fairyland?" he flew up to Daniel, "Is this Fairyland?"
Daniel blinked, pushed his glasses up onto his nose and began to speak, "No, this is earth."
Carter looked at the cow. Her brain was overloading, trying to find out how cows would or could fly.
"Could you help me find fairyland?"
"DanielJackson, I do not understand the meaning of this 'fairyla-"
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