The Return Of Abnormality
Chapter Two: Sniper and Christy Round Two
Sniper stood in shock and quickly got out his rifle Old Snipey, and took aim at Christy. The two stood there with guns pointed at each other, each waiting for the other to make a move for about an hour. After a bit, Sniper began to get a cramp in his legs.
"Owchie!", said Sniper, gripping his cramped leg while rolling around on the ground in pain.
"Yes!", said Christy who took her Yasminkov 9000Ms and began wildly shooting at Sniper as he rolled around on the ground.
Sniper finally got back to his feet and yelled. "Hey! You cant do that, thats cheating!"
"There are no rules you jackass!", said Christy, with a smirk.
"Oh okay.", said Sniper. "Look behind you."
"Huh?", said Christy, looking over her shoulder foolishly.
Sniper took advantage of her turned head to jab her in the stomach with the butt of Old Snipey.
"Bastard!", shouted Christy, clutching her stomach.
"Ha ha.", said Sniper, pointing his finger childishly at her, laughing. "How you like me now?"
"I don't.", said Christy, trying to get up. "I think your very... uh, well. DAMN IT!" While Christy was trying to get up, she had let a grenade roll out of her coat pocket.
"NOT MY BAR!", screamed Sniper diving for the grenade. "NOT MY BAR! I PRAY FOR DIVINE INTERVENTION!"
Just then like the heavens had opened up, a pillar of Grants burst through the roof of the bar, destroying the grenade before it could arm.
Sniper and Christy both looked up at the hole in the roof.
"What just happened?", asked Christy, perplexed.
"I don't know.", replied Sniper. "Hey! Why the hell aren't we fighting. This is Round Two, isnt it?"
"Your right.", said Christy, taking her 9000Ms back up, loading new clips. "Shall we continue?"
"Yes, lets.", said Sniper, rolling on the ground Rambo style, taking out a pair of Mechguns.
The two continued on fighting through out the bar, some points in bullet time. About ten minutes later, Sachi showed up at the bar.
"Ahh, for the love of...", said Sachi, smacking her forehead. "Are you two idiots fighting still? I swear to god. You about killed a bunch of people last time."
Both of them stopped and looked at her. "So?", they said in unison.
"So? So Im gonna put a stop to it!", said Sachi, pulling her Crazy Tune out of no were. "And besides, there is alcohol in here. Its flammable. Your guns or grenades could blow up this part of Pioneer 2 if you set em off."
Sachi jumped into the fray between the two gun toting rivals and from the start went berserk, swinging her Crazy Tune at anything that moved.
"Sachi!", yelled Sniper, now shooting at Christy and dodging blows from Sachi. "What the hell man? This isnt you!"
"Course its not!", said Sachi. "Cause I'm not Sachi."
The fighting instantly stopped with that. Christy and Sniper looked right at the imposter and just stared.
"Uh... If your not Sachi, then who are you?", asked Sniper.
The Sachi imposter started to glow and then she became someone new, someone strangely familiar.
"Tingle?!?", said Sniper, shocked.
"How the hell did you do that?", asked Christy.
"This thing I got from Hideki.", replied Tingle, smiling and walking off.
"That was weird.", said Christy. "You know, we better end this before something completely unexpected and stupid happens."
"Like what?", asked Sniper. "Like a giant can of Wired Cola flies through the door and smacks me in the face?"
No sooner had he said that then sure enough, a blowup display model of a can of Wired Cola flew through the door and knocked Sniper to the ground.
"Sorry!", shouted Odie, who had founded Wired Industries only a month before to sell his one true passion, caffeine.
As if things couldn't get any more chaotic, a flaming guitar flew down through the hole in the roof and sent Sniper and Christy flying behind the bar. Both exhausted, the sat behind the bar in a pile.
"Truce?", asked Sniper.
"Truce!", said Christy. "I need a drink."
Sniper hit the liquor rack behind him and bottle of whiskey fell into each of their laps.
"So, I propose a toast to celebrate our now found peace!", said Christy, putting her bottle of whiskey to Sniper's. "To peace, and to my best friend, liquor!"
"I drink to that!", said Sniper, knocking his bottle to hers and then taking a large gulp. Christy followed suit.
Meanwhile, Sord Continued on his journey to find Temjin-On, which has now brought him to a dank little bar in the Vega sector of Pioneer Two. Right when he walked in he got knocked over by a person in the bar screaming "GET WITH SSJ! 1!"
"HAS ANYBODY SEEN THIS FONEWEARL!", shouted Sord, holding up a picture of Temjin-On.
But all he got in response was "GET WITH SSJ! 1!"
"Ahh forget it!", said Sord, walking out of the bar, and he then set out for the run down area of Pioneer 2 known as Titan.
Chapter Two: Sniper and Christy Round Two
Sniper stood in shock and quickly got out his rifle Old Snipey, and took aim at Christy. The two stood there with guns pointed at each other, each waiting for the other to make a move for about an hour. After a bit, Sniper began to get a cramp in his legs.
"Owchie!", said Sniper, gripping his cramped leg while rolling around on the ground in pain.
"Yes!", said Christy who took her Yasminkov 9000Ms and began wildly shooting at Sniper as he rolled around on the ground.
Sniper finally got back to his feet and yelled. "Hey! You cant do that, thats cheating!"
"There are no rules you jackass!", said Christy, with a smirk.
"Oh okay.", said Sniper. "Look behind you."
"Huh?", said Christy, looking over her shoulder foolishly.
Sniper took advantage of her turned head to jab her in the stomach with the butt of Old Snipey.
"Bastard!", shouted Christy, clutching her stomach.
"Ha ha.", said Sniper, pointing his finger childishly at her, laughing. "How you like me now?"
"I don't.", said Christy, trying to get up. "I think your very... uh, well. DAMN IT!" While Christy was trying to get up, she had let a grenade roll out of her coat pocket.
"NOT MY BAR!", screamed Sniper diving for the grenade. "NOT MY BAR! I PRAY FOR DIVINE INTERVENTION!"
Just then like the heavens had opened up, a pillar of Grants burst through the roof of the bar, destroying the grenade before it could arm.
Sniper and Christy both looked up at the hole in the roof.
"What just happened?", asked Christy, perplexed.
"I don't know.", replied Sniper. "Hey! Why the hell aren't we fighting. This is Round Two, isnt it?"
"Your right.", said Christy, taking her 9000Ms back up, loading new clips. "Shall we continue?"
"Yes, lets.", said Sniper, rolling on the ground Rambo style, taking out a pair of Mechguns.
The two continued on fighting through out the bar, some points in bullet time. About ten minutes later, Sachi showed up at the bar.
"Ahh, for the love of...", said Sachi, smacking her forehead. "Are you two idiots fighting still? I swear to god. You about killed a bunch of people last time."
Both of them stopped and looked at her. "So?", they said in unison.
"So? So Im gonna put a stop to it!", said Sachi, pulling her Crazy Tune out of no were. "And besides, there is alcohol in here. Its flammable. Your guns or grenades could blow up this part of Pioneer 2 if you set em off."
Sachi jumped into the fray between the two gun toting rivals and from the start went berserk, swinging her Crazy Tune at anything that moved.
"Sachi!", yelled Sniper, now shooting at Christy and dodging blows from Sachi. "What the hell man? This isnt you!"
"Course its not!", said Sachi. "Cause I'm not Sachi."
The fighting instantly stopped with that. Christy and Sniper looked right at the imposter and just stared.
"Uh... If your not Sachi, then who are you?", asked Sniper.
The Sachi imposter started to glow and then she became someone new, someone strangely familiar.
"Tingle?!?", said Sniper, shocked.
"How the hell did you do that?", asked Christy.
"This thing I got from Hideki.", replied Tingle, smiling and walking off.
"That was weird.", said Christy. "You know, we better end this before something completely unexpected and stupid happens."
"Like what?", asked Sniper. "Like a giant can of Wired Cola flies through the door and smacks me in the face?"
No sooner had he said that then sure enough, a blowup display model of a can of Wired Cola flew through the door and knocked Sniper to the ground.
"Sorry!", shouted Odie, who had founded Wired Industries only a month before to sell his one true passion, caffeine.
As if things couldn't get any more chaotic, a flaming guitar flew down through the hole in the roof and sent Sniper and Christy flying behind the bar. Both exhausted, the sat behind the bar in a pile.
"Truce?", asked Sniper.
"Truce!", said Christy. "I need a drink."
Sniper hit the liquor rack behind him and bottle of whiskey fell into each of their laps.
"So, I propose a toast to celebrate our now found peace!", said Christy, putting her bottle of whiskey to Sniper's. "To peace, and to my best friend, liquor!"
"I drink to that!", said Sniper, knocking his bottle to hers and then taking a large gulp. Christy followed suit.
Meanwhile, Sord Continued on his journey to find Temjin-On, which has now brought him to a dank little bar in the Vega sector of Pioneer Two. Right when he walked in he got knocked over by a person in the bar screaming "GET WITH SSJ! 1!"
"HAS ANYBODY SEEN THIS FONEWEARL!", shouted Sord, holding up a picture of Temjin-On.
But all he got in response was "GET WITH SSJ! 1!"
"Ahh forget it!", said Sord, walking out of the bar, and he then set out for the run down area of Pioneer 2 known as Titan.