The Return Of Abnormality
Chapter Three: Inu-Sniper's Best Day Ever
If you had happened to wonder into the Drunken Ranger in the hours following round two you would have come across a very strange sight. Sniper and Christy were now extremely drunk and were oblivious to the fact.
"Oooh!", shouted Christy, taking a huge gulp out of her nearly empty bottle of whiskey. "You have Its raining men on your jukebox! Lets dance!"
"OKAY!", said Sniper, who was now wearing a turban made of toilet paper. The song started and Sniper instantly busted in off cue singing. "ITS RAINING MEN! Wait a minute... its not raining men right now."
Christy picked Sniper up and tossed him into the air. "It is now!", she said.
"Well, this is new.", said Sniper, sitting back down. "So, where do we go from here?"
"Well...", Christy said. Both of them met eyes as if they had the same idea.
"You have nice eyes.", said Sniper.
"You have nice uh, DAMN! Are we gonna go through this whole long drawn out thing about the others strong points that leads to making out?", asked Christy.
"I don't know.", said Sniper. "I was thinking something, how about you?"
"Sure.", said Christy with a grin. "Lets do this then."
Two minutes later the two had a ping-pong table in the middle of the bar and where playing fast and furious matches. The games went on in a blur for about an hour till they stopped and decided to talk.
"Ahh nothing like a good game of foreplay....", said Christy.
"What did you just say?", asked Sniper, raising an eyebrow. "You just said foreplay."
"I did?", replied Christy, perplexed. "I had no idea that you wanted to..."
"No, uh. You said foreplay.", said Sniper, scratching his head. "I think you have either had too much to drink or you have some motives here."
"You know I think its both.", said Christy. "Would you believe a fine specimen as myself is a virgin?"
"Did I need to know that?", asked Sniper.
"Would you like to do something about that?", replied Christy.
"I cant believe this is happening.", said Sniper, as he began to cry.
"Sssh.", said Christy, placing a finger to his mouth. "Just let it happen."
Mean while on Ragol in the jungle
Sord found himself walking the same paths he had walked a few months before with Temjin.
"Seems like only yesterday she was here.", thought Sord. "We where laughing and playing and bonding, but now this happens. What is it that caused her to go away like this? Its not fair for her to leave! I cant accept that she is dead, she couldn't have died. Perhaps she left for the order. But they seemed to want me around her. I cant hold anything against Christy, it isnt right. If Temjin wanted to come back she could have. Why am I still thinking about her. Its best if I just head back."
Sord stopped as he found himself in the charred piece of ground that had been ground zero of that faithful blast. He thought again of Temjin and cried. Sord was debating going home when he got a mail from Sniper.
Dear Sord man,
I got laid! I know thats probably not the best thing for you to hear right now, but your guild card is the first one I opened up! I know we have had our differences in the past but yea, for the first time in my life, it all makes sense. So I tell you not to give up because Christy told me that Temjin should be some were on the island of Ina Terth. Well I gotta go, so much for the afterglow as they say. Good luck finding her, and best of luck.
The One And Only Inu Super Accurate 2 Fast 2 Furious Sniper Saiyan Kitty 16
"Man.", said Sord after reading the mail. "Everyone and their sister is getting laid!"
Sord took another look at the mail and then jumped for joy. "Well, looks like Im going to Ina Terth!", he said with the same heroic glint in his eye. "Temjin, don't worry. Im coming!"
Sord dashed off to the Citadel of Del Arnon to enlist the help of Temjin's friends and the Canteroil Council. When he reached the Citadel, the guards stopped him, by knocking him to the ground with their poles.
"What business do you have here?", asked one of the FOnewearl guards.
"Im here to see the Canteroil Council.", said Sord, picking himself up. "I need to enlist their help in finding Master Temjin-On, who has been missing for a few months."
The guards blinked and then said, "Oh yea! You're the guy who was with Temjin. We were not aware that she was in any danger. The council will see you now."
A little while later Sord was before the council, telling his story
"So Christy Dantoun came upon our lunch and tossed some sort of grenade, that sent us both flying. Putting me in a coma and sending Temjin somewhere, not to be heard from. But in a recent mail I got from a friend, he said that Christy, who he is carrying on a sexual relationship with, said that she is on the island of Ina Terth!", said Sord, stopping to catch his breath.
"I see.", said the grand master. "And you want our help in brining her back."
"Yes!", said Sord. "It would benefit both of us. I get the love of my life back, and you get one of your few Masters back. It's a win-win situation!"
The council talked amongst themselves till they finally came back and gave the answer of Yes, on helping Sord. Now with a renewed hope, Sord sets out on a boat headed to Ina Terth, he was at last, going to find Temjin.
The next day, back at Sachi's house
Sachi and the gang sat lounging around the living room when the collective group got quite a startle when Sniper and Christy came knocking.
"Hallo, sister.", said Sniper, looking over at Anju. "I have news! Wonderful, glorious news! I got laid!"
Everyone in the house just stared at the pair holding hands before them in shock, till finally Tingle got the nerve to ask the one question everyone was thinking.
"Um so, Christy.", asked Tingle. "How was he?"
"Tingle, what the hell!", shouted Anju. "The last thing I want to know is if my brother is a good our lousy shag!"
"Then you can leave the room while I answer her question.", said Christy, in response to Anju's outburst.
"Fine I will leave.", said Anju storming off.
Christy waited till she was out of the room till she answered Tingle's question. "He was very good, all three times.", said Christy.
The group hung on the last part of Christy's sentence and then Sachi decided to put in her two cents.
"Can you feel the love in here this evening?", laughed Sachi.
And just then a crash was herd as the front door was violently busted down.
"I am the Love Bot, hug me.", said the Love Bot, fresh from the town.
"OH DEAR GOD!", shouted Odie, jumping behind a couch.
"Love Bot!", shouted Calome. "What have they done to you? Some bastard reprogrammed you!"
"Thats right!", shouted a voice from outside. "Now, didn't I tell ya'll I'd be back for Sachi?"
"You have got to be shitting me.", muttered Sachi. The voice outside was none other than Amjin. He was back.
(A/N: Hope you all enjoyed this. Now to go on to some back story on this story. Notice now that the Love Bot was reprogrammed from an escort service bot to a free thinking humanoid after Calome had the twins. And if you will remember farther back more Sord and Temjin dispatched Amjin and he had sworn he would return. Well its been a long delay it seems on writing this chapter, but I have been busy. And on one last note, yes I know Temjin-On is a girl in this story and that I am a guy. Long story short, I ran out of names to use and my PSO character is female, so ha.)
Coming In Chapter Four....
Sord goes to Ina Terth, will he find Temjin?
Christy and Sniper are back in action and the Love Bots back! Will Sord find his girl? Come back soon and read Chapter Four, coming soon!
Read and review people. I would love you for it.
Chapter Three: Inu-Sniper's Best Day Ever
If you had happened to wonder into the Drunken Ranger in the hours following round two you would have come across a very strange sight. Sniper and Christy were now extremely drunk and were oblivious to the fact.
"Oooh!", shouted Christy, taking a huge gulp out of her nearly empty bottle of whiskey. "You have Its raining men on your jukebox! Lets dance!"
"OKAY!", said Sniper, who was now wearing a turban made of toilet paper. The song started and Sniper instantly busted in off cue singing. "ITS RAINING MEN! Wait a minute... its not raining men right now."
Christy picked Sniper up and tossed him into the air. "It is now!", she said.
"Well, this is new.", said Sniper, sitting back down. "So, where do we go from here?"
"Well...", Christy said. Both of them met eyes as if they had the same idea.
"You have nice eyes.", said Sniper.
"You have nice uh, DAMN! Are we gonna go through this whole long drawn out thing about the others strong points that leads to making out?", asked Christy.
"I don't know.", said Sniper. "I was thinking something, how about you?"
"Sure.", said Christy with a grin. "Lets do this then."
Two minutes later the two had a ping-pong table in the middle of the bar and where playing fast and furious matches. The games went on in a blur for about an hour till they stopped and decided to talk.
"Ahh nothing like a good game of foreplay....", said Christy.
"What did you just say?", asked Sniper, raising an eyebrow. "You just said foreplay."
"I did?", replied Christy, perplexed. "I had no idea that you wanted to..."
"No, uh. You said foreplay.", said Sniper, scratching his head. "I think you have either had too much to drink or you have some motives here."
"You know I think its both.", said Christy. "Would you believe a fine specimen as myself is a virgin?"
"Did I need to know that?", asked Sniper.
"Would you like to do something about that?", replied Christy.
"I cant believe this is happening.", said Sniper, as he began to cry.
"Sssh.", said Christy, placing a finger to his mouth. "Just let it happen."
Mean while on Ragol in the jungle
Sord found himself walking the same paths he had walked a few months before with Temjin.
"Seems like only yesterday she was here.", thought Sord. "We where laughing and playing and bonding, but now this happens. What is it that caused her to go away like this? Its not fair for her to leave! I cant accept that she is dead, she couldn't have died. Perhaps she left for the order. But they seemed to want me around her. I cant hold anything against Christy, it isnt right. If Temjin wanted to come back she could have. Why am I still thinking about her. Its best if I just head back."
Sord stopped as he found himself in the charred piece of ground that had been ground zero of that faithful blast. He thought again of Temjin and cried. Sord was debating going home when he got a mail from Sniper.
Dear Sord man,
I got laid! I know thats probably not the best thing for you to hear right now, but your guild card is the first one I opened up! I know we have had our differences in the past but yea, for the first time in my life, it all makes sense. So I tell you not to give up because Christy told me that Temjin should be some were on the island of Ina Terth. Well I gotta go, so much for the afterglow as they say. Good luck finding her, and best of luck.
The One And Only Inu Super Accurate 2 Fast 2 Furious Sniper Saiyan Kitty 16
"Man.", said Sord after reading the mail. "Everyone and their sister is getting laid!"
Sord took another look at the mail and then jumped for joy. "Well, looks like Im going to Ina Terth!", he said with the same heroic glint in his eye. "Temjin, don't worry. Im coming!"
Sord dashed off to the Citadel of Del Arnon to enlist the help of Temjin's friends and the Canteroil Council. When he reached the Citadel, the guards stopped him, by knocking him to the ground with their poles.
"What business do you have here?", asked one of the FOnewearl guards.
"Im here to see the Canteroil Council.", said Sord, picking himself up. "I need to enlist their help in finding Master Temjin-On, who has been missing for a few months."
The guards blinked and then said, "Oh yea! You're the guy who was with Temjin. We were not aware that she was in any danger. The council will see you now."
A little while later Sord was before the council, telling his story
"So Christy Dantoun came upon our lunch and tossed some sort of grenade, that sent us both flying. Putting me in a coma and sending Temjin somewhere, not to be heard from. But in a recent mail I got from a friend, he said that Christy, who he is carrying on a sexual relationship with, said that she is on the island of Ina Terth!", said Sord, stopping to catch his breath.
"I see.", said the grand master. "And you want our help in brining her back."
"Yes!", said Sord. "It would benefit both of us. I get the love of my life back, and you get one of your few Masters back. It's a win-win situation!"
The council talked amongst themselves till they finally came back and gave the answer of Yes, on helping Sord. Now with a renewed hope, Sord sets out on a boat headed to Ina Terth, he was at last, going to find Temjin.
The next day, back at Sachi's house
Sachi and the gang sat lounging around the living room when the collective group got quite a startle when Sniper and Christy came knocking.
"Hallo, sister.", said Sniper, looking over at Anju. "I have news! Wonderful, glorious news! I got laid!"
Everyone in the house just stared at the pair holding hands before them in shock, till finally Tingle got the nerve to ask the one question everyone was thinking.
"Um so, Christy.", asked Tingle. "How was he?"
"Tingle, what the hell!", shouted Anju. "The last thing I want to know is if my brother is a good our lousy shag!"
"Then you can leave the room while I answer her question.", said Christy, in response to Anju's outburst.
"Fine I will leave.", said Anju storming off.
Christy waited till she was out of the room till she answered Tingle's question. "He was very good, all three times.", said Christy.
The group hung on the last part of Christy's sentence and then Sachi decided to put in her two cents.
"Can you feel the love in here this evening?", laughed Sachi.
And just then a crash was herd as the front door was violently busted down.
"I am the Love Bot, hug me.", said the Love Bot, fresh from the town.
"OH DEAR GOD!", shouted Odie, jumping behind a couch.
"Love Bot!", shouted Calome. "What have they done to you? Some bastard reprogrammed you!"
"Thats right!", shouted a voice from outside. "Now, didn't I tell ya'll I'd be back for Sachi?"
"You have got to be shitting me.", muttered Sachi. The voice outside was none other than Amjin. He was back.
(A/N: Hope you all enjoyed this. Now to go on to some back story on this story. Notice now that the Love Bot was reprogrammed from an escort service bot to a free thinking humanoid after Calome had the twins. And if you will remember farther back more Sord and Temjin dispatched Amjin and he had sworn he would return. Well its been a long delay it seems on writing this chapter, but I have been busy. And on one last note, yes I know Temjin-On is a girl in this story and that I am a guy. Long story short, I ran out of names to use and my PSO character is female, so ha.)
Coming In Chapter Four....
Sord goes to Ina Terth, will he find Temjin?
Christy and Sniper are back in action and the Love Bots back! Will Sord find his girl? Come back soon and read Chapter Four, coming soon!
Read and review people. I would love you for it.