The Secret Diaries of Koronue the Great

Me: Hi! I'm the girl who is married to Kurama, whose adopted son is Koronue, and who likes straws!

Koronue: -_-;

Me: You know, you're just like your father. If he were here right now, he'd do the same thing.

Kurama: ~walks in~ I AM here. -_-;

Me: Like I said! ^_^! Ok, so this is what it would've been like if Koronue hadn't died, and his cut had healed.

Kurama + Koronue: =D

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Day 1: Good morning, world.

Owchies.

My leg hurts.

Aren't I supposed to be asleep in the morning?

I'm a bat, right?

Oh boy...

Day 2: It is night.

Good. Very good. I may now play with those plastic bendy straws that glow in the dark.

Dark is good. So is this very pretty pendant I have.

Ooh...very shiny. Must touch...

Hey, it's squeaking*! I think it likes me!

Daytime sucks.

Day 3: Hello, wings. I am Koronue. I am your master. Flap to me!

It is night again. My leg has a boo-boo.

Et es mucho grande.

Day 4: Nocturnal. Come on, say it. Noc-turnal.

That is what I am. Like a hamster.

Say it. "Ham-star"

I'm so cool.

Day 5: Goals in life:

Taste first armadillo

Walk around

Sleep at night

Become a hamster

Learn to use a weapon (other then my scythe)

Stay alive.

Oh yeah, go me! My whole life is planned out on this piece of paper! YAY ME!!

Day 6: Tonight, I learned something.

Never try to communicate with a sleeping squirrel.

They hurt.

Day 7: My bestest friend Kurama introduced me to Hiei.

Hi.

He.

Oh, poo. I can't say his name.

Day 8: Yusuke taught me a way to remember Hiei's name.

"Just think, 'HE A' piece of s***" he said.

Boy, I don't think HE-A will have to worry about Yusuke anymore.

Day 9: I believe in the power of ranch sauce! And carrots! And noodles! And chili!!

WOO-HOO GO ME!!!!!!!!

Me: More coming soon!

* In the second movie, whenever Koronue spins his pendant around on the chain, it makes a squeaking sound.