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Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Stupidity
Harry was in a stupid arguement with Snape about Cream of Mushroom soup.
"Cream of mushroom soup, Potter, goes on pizza! 34824 pionts from Griffondor!"
"It does not."
"I would know."
"You don't know anything!"
"68 points from Griffondor!"
Draco walked into this lovly conversation and announced his news to the world.
"I, after 3 hours of trying to get it out, have taken my first crap of the day!!!"
Draco looked at Harry with a proud,"I'm better than you" look in his eyes.
"We could have gone our whole lives without knowing that." said Harry.
"Your just jealous!" screamed Draco with tears in his eyes. After that, he ran out sobbing.
"I don't blame you for being jealous, Potter.So am I."
Ron walked in.
"I sold a pile of horse crap on Ebay for $40 dollars once!" he said exitedly.
Hermione walked in.
"And then what happened,Ron?" Hermione said egerly.
"Do we have to have this conversation?" asked Harry.
Harry, Ron and Hermione leave.
As they walked, they found out that sombody started a rumor about Harry being jealous of Draco's crap.
"Look at me...the mightyest crapper in all of Hogwarts. Hear me roar!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH" said Draco.
"So you don't wear dipers anymore. I always knew you could do it!" Said Hermione.
"Actually..."
Harry Ron and Hermione wrinkle thier noses.
Draco pulled a ring covered in snot out of his pocket and shoved it in Hermione's face.
"Will you go out with me?"
"No!"
Draco cries.
Harry and Ron explode in laughter.
"Well you're still jealous of my first crap of the day!"
"What is in your mind that makes you think that?"
"MOMMY WOW! I'M A BIG KID NOW!"
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
Everybody fall down,dead.
"Oh, sorry." says Hagrid,"Did I do that?Oh,well"
He leaves singing"You know i'm fat, i'm fat ya know it...."
Fin.
Authors note: PLEASE REVIEW. If you do, the randomness will continue.:)
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Stupidity
Harry was in a stupid arguement with Snape about Cream of Mushroom soup.
"Cream of mushroom soup, Potter, goes on pizza! 34824 pionts from Griffondor!"
"It does not."
"I would know."
"You don't know anything!"
"68 points from Griffondor!"
Draco walked into this lovly conversation and announced his news to the world.
"I, after 3 hours of trying to get it out, have taken my first crap of the day!!!"
Draco looked at Harry with a proud,"I'm better than you" look in his eyes.
"We could have gone our whole lives without knowing that." said Harry.
"Your just jealous!" screamed Draco with tears in his eyes. After that, he ran out sobbing.
"I don't blame you for being jealous, Potter.So am I."
Ron walked in.
"I sold a pile of horse crap on Ebay for $40 dollars once!" he said exitedly.
Hermione walked in.
"And then what happened,Ron?" Hermione said egerly.
"Do we have to have this conversation?" asked Harry.
Harry, Ron and Hermione leave.
As they walked, they found out that sombody started a rumor about Harry being jealous of Draco's crap.
"Look at me...the mightyest crapper in all of Hogwarts. Hear me roar!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH" said Draco.
"So you don't wear dipers anymore. I always knew you could do it!" Said Hermione.
"Actually..."
Harry Ron and Hermione wrinkle thier noses.
Draco pulled a ring covered in snot out of his pocket and shoved it in Hermione's face.
"Will you go out with me?"
"No!"
Draco cries.
Harry and Ron explode in laughter.
"Well you're still jealous of my first crap of the day!"
"What is in your mind that makes you think that?"
"MOMMY WOW! I'M A BIG KID NOW!"
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
Everybody fall down,dead.
"Oh, sorry." says Hagrid,"Did I do that?Oh,well"
He leaves singing"You know i'm fat, i'm fat ya know it...."
Fin.
Authors note: PLEASE REVIEW. If you do, the randomness will continue.:)